voodoo dick
3:00AM on April 10, 2012
One day on the way home while walking from school, a boy finds what looks like a purple stick with a note attached. The note read, To fulfill ones needs say 'Voodoo Dick', and what ever body part u need relaxed. The boy showed it to his mom when he got home, who then quickly took it away. She wondered what exactly the purple stick could do so she read the note and mentioned her neck. The purple stick started to vibrate and shifted into an exact 12 inch long dildo shaped penis. It then started to float towards the little boy's mom's neck and massage the same way a rolling pin kneads bread. Exhilarated and refreshed for her short yet rigorous neck massage, she tested her new magical toy even more. The little boy's mom whispered, "Voodoo Dick my pussy and clit..." Moments later the magical shapeshifting penis slid down the mom's blouse, morphing into an 8 inch penis with an oversized vibrating double bullet in the shape of a butterfly. The mom knew what she wanted and soon found out this magical purple stick or "Voodoo Dick" could always give her just that...even when her man was or wasn't going to. So after her enjoyment and pleasures were fulfilled she decided to try and keep her new toy a secret and put it where her lover wouldn't dare look. She decided to hide it in the attic but in the midst of doing so she heard her husband enter. The mom would normally be at the door ready to greet her husband, but she was so frantic in looking for a hiding place for her toy, that she just thought she could hide the toy behind her back and greet her husband as usual without notice of suspicion. The husband questioned if dinner was ready, for he was very hungry. He then asked why her hair looked like she was wrestling with a bear, why she was so out of breath and what it was she was holding behind her back. With a guilty conscious and mind clearing thoughts, the mom tried to explain that their son had found it on the way home from school and that she confiscated it and she wanted to see what it does and what it could do. In total disbelief the husband argues with his wife and asks her if she is or has cheated on him. She shakes her head no, and he pauses and lights a cigarette. Feeling as if the truth is not spoken and he will never recieve it from her The husband takes a deep breath and says, " Voodoo Dick my ass..."
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