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Superman
9:07PM on April 12, 2011

As you know I am quite keen on comic books.Especially the ones about superhereos. I find the whole mythology on superheroes fascinating. Take my favorite superhero, Superman. Not a great comic book. Not particularly well drawn. But the mythlogy.... the mythology is not only great , it's unique.



.A staple of the superhero mythology is there is the superhero and there is the alter ego. Batman is actually  Bruce Wayne, Spiderman is actually  Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spiderman. And it is in that characteristic that Superman stands alone.



Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning , he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit  with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him.Those are his clothes.



What Kent wears, the glasses, the business suit.... that is the costume. That is what Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak. He's unsure of himself. He's a coward.



Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race

SET IT AND 4 GET IT
1:43AM on July 02, 2009

Okay, I know every man is not down with fucking on cam. But because I am such a perv and I am always looking for something to wack to, I have found a way for all  u male pervs to get over your fear of the cam and bust ur girl down with no problem.

You ready for the remedy..............

Use a mirror. That's right a mirror. Simply place the mirror against the wall, chair or any object in the fucking area. Set ur cam in the same area and VOILA, you are ready to fuck the shit out of your girl live. The key is once the cam is on, focus your attention on the mirror. The sight of seeing yourself banging your girl will have you so focused on tearing up the pussy that the cam is forgotten.

Once you have bust a phatty and you see how much love you get for reppin' in the pussy, you'll wanna be on cam all the time.

A Placement Question
11:37PM on June 30, 2009

Before I ask u this question, understand there is no right or wrong answer. It is simply a placement question on where u are in ur life.

Let's say u were driving up the street and you stopped at a stop sign. You looked over to your right and you saw three people standing at the bus stop. The first person at the bus stop was your best friend who saved your life. The second person at the bus stop was a pregnant woman who was getting ready to deliver her baby any second. The third person at the bus stop was an elderly woman who  needed immediate medical attention.
 You only have a half tank of gas and ou can only take one person.

WHO WOULD U TAKE?

PLEASE PEOPLE IF U READ THIS PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT AND ANSWER THE QUESTION. THERE IS NO RIGHT OR WRONG ANSWER.

A Moral Story
11:28PM on June 30, 2009

Once upon a time there was a sparrow flying south for the winter. On his way there, he froze solid and hit the ground. A few hours later, a cow came walking up. The cow took one look at the bird, turn around and shtted on him. The warmth from the shit melted the ice from the sparrow. The sparrow was so happy that he started singing.

In the not so far distance was a cat. He heard the bird singing and walked up to him. The cat took one look ate the bird and started to lick the shit off of him. After he licked the shit off of him, the cat ATE him.................

Now the moral of the story is: Everybody that shits on you, is not ur enemy. And everyone that gets you out of shit is not your friend. If you are warm and happy,you should SHUT THE FUCK UP!!  ( LOL)

The Skinny Jeans Epidemic
3:15AM on June 15, 2009

It's a lovely day in the neighborhood. The sun is shining, the flowers have bbloomed and are gorgeous for this time of year. All the signs of summerhave appeared......even the newest fashion statements of the season. As I walk down the concrete beauty that is Cleveland, I can't help but stop and stare at the assortment of fashion statements being made today. Ladies rockingg leggings and stilettos and men wearing Roc-a-wear skinny jeans. Skinny jeans?  yes, SKinny jeans!!!

Skinny jeans ( may also be called baby killers, nut crushers, nut crackers, or the gas chamber) are the jeans that are so, so deathly tight that you can count how much chnage is in the person's pocket.these jeans are the jenas that if you make the wrong move while walking they could burst like the Hoover dam, leavingyour horse and its horsemen exposed.  These are the jeans that every man loves to see on a super thick woman. all tight and shit like spandex, showing every curve, nook and cranny. Yes, on women these jeans are fly as hell. but on men, let's just say it's not the business.

I have noticed that this fad of tight jeans among males between the ages ofo 18 and 29 is on the rise. The rate at which this horrid fashion statement has spread is alarmin. After talking with a few of my rude buddies across the U.S, it is safe to say that males are trying out this new form of nut punishment in every major city. It seems as though the self proclaimed "gangstas" whom once wore jeans 3 sizes too big, are opting to by jeans 5 sizes too small.  The extreme change has me worried.

Being the Freak that I am, I beg and plead with all men on rude.com to re-unite and say NO to the skinny jeans epidemic. Skinny jeans are unhealthy for the you and your nut sack. Wearing skinny jeans too often can cause the following physical and social health problems side effects:
1. Premature dick wrinklege
2. Deformation ( constant wearing of skinny jeans will cause dick to stay in the shape of a ball over time)
3. The sperm in your dick will overheat , killing ur baby making effect.
4. May cause dick to become temporarily impotent form constantly being balled up
5. In extreme cases, dick skrinkage
6. In EXTREME, EXTREME cases, permanent lose of dick ( due to it being jammed in zipper)
Now after that small health advisory info on skinny jeans, I am asking that the skinny jeans be deemed unsafe and a health hazard to all the freaky men in the world. If you love your dick, penis, one eyed monster, whaterver you call it, then please, please say NO to the skinny jeans epidmeic.

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