oh HELL no.

Pisaurid This species may be found in a shallow partly hidden crevices in the ground or wandering on the ground or among leaves of living plants This spider has unknown toxicity but may be too small to cause significant human illness ,nothing to worry about ,ad next time you ever need a expert answer please feel free to ask me anything esspicialy when it comes to isects and animals...btw u in the tp 5 of rude's sexiest woman....

It's an 8leggedsquashme spider lol Really, the closest I could find was a black house spider.

kinda looks like some around where i live...dont know what they are, i just call em "big ugly fuckers" then i kill them with extreme predjiduce lol