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| The meeting / Hell bound - Submitted: Feb 10, 2008 03:27 PM
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I think it's G.
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lmao thats kind of a disturbing pic there Lisa.....the other pic is funny as hell tho 
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| The meeting / Hell bound - Submitted: Feb 10, 2008 03:43 PM
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lmao thats kind of a disturbing pic there Lisa.....the other pic is funny as hell tho
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give me til evenimg or morning.. les wants me to do something.. for someone she likes..
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| The meeting / Hell bound - Submitted: Feb 11, 2008 02:47 AM
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Original Post by johnboy78
lmao thats kind of a disturbing pic there Lisa..
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Outside the protection of The Pit Threads.. [2:00am]. Johnboy's waiting outside a portal until G.'s glider pulls up and he gets in.
G.-- I'm glad you came, Johnny. I hope we can share a she/male or two. I mean, this is a wonderful thing -- it's the way I wanted things to go at all. It should happened.
Johnboy: We'll straighten everything out tonight. I don't want The Don bothered any more...
G.-- He won't be, Johnny; I swear on my dick threads he won't be. But you gotta keep an open mind when we fuck. I mean, I hope you're not a hothead like your brother . You -- can't fuck him
Hunk: Ahh, he's a good kid. (then, as he leans forward, offering his limp-wrist) I'm sorry about the other night, John. I gotta blow you, so turn around uh -- I'll get on my knees, facing you.
[then, as Hunk begins to unzip him, his back cramped. lucky for Johnboy]
Ah, I guess I'm gettin' too old for my job. Too tight, need to limber-up -- can't take the kneeling any more. You know how it is... (then, to G.) He's large down there.
[Later, the glider pulls up to a "do you like tittys or ass better thread". They enter]
At a post in the ass thread. The waiter brings a bottle of snaggle-wine to the post.
Hunk: How's the scuzzy cunts in this thread?
G.-- Good -- try the scuzzy rubbers, their 5 days old -- it's the best in the boards.
Hunk: I'll have it.
G.-- (to the waiter) dirty scuzzy, understand? [then, after the waiter nods, opens the bottle and pours the snaggle-wine] All right. (then, to Hunk.) I'm gonna speak to Johnboy.
Hunk: Go ahead...
G.-- I'm sorry about the threads...
Johnboy: leave it alone/forget about it
G.-- What happened to The Don was business -- I have much respect for The Don -- but The Don -- his thinking is old, unperverted.. You must understand why I had to do that, start the shitty threads...
Johnboy: I understand those things...
G.-- (after the waiter brings Hunk's plate of scuzzy, then exits) Now let's work through where we go from here...
Johnboy: How do you say...? What I want -- what's most important to me -- is that I have a guarantee: No more attempts on The Don's Threads.
G.-- What guarantees could I give you, Johnny? I am the hunted one! I missed my chance. You think too much of me, kid -- I'm not that clever. All I want, is a truce.
Johnboy-- I have to go to the bathroom. Is that all right?
Hunk: (while sucking down condoms mumbles).. You gotta go, you gotta go...
[then, after G. begins to grope Johnboy as he's standing].. I felt him up him -- he's juicy.
G.-- [lisping].. Don't take too long...
Hunk: (while watching Johnboy enter the bathroom) I've felt up thousands of young punks in my days...
[Restroom: Johnboy's looking for the snaggle-cunt behind the toilet: He can't find it]
[Hunk glances toward the restroom; G. smokes-- both daydreaming of his massive tool]
[Restroom: When Johnboy finally finds the snaggle-cunt. He's relieved]
[Hunk glances up again, breathing hard]
[Johnboy hesitates by the door, preparing himself by thinking of Mort.. just before he goes back to the ass-lovers post]
G. and Hunk watch Johnboy emerge from the restroom, checking to see if he has a hard on.
G.-- Everything all right? I respect myself -- understand? -- and cannot allow another threader to hold me back. What happened was unavoidable. I had the unspoken support of the other Boards' Big Dick Posters'.
If The Don were smoking better weed, instead of his meanest snaggle-pusser running things, no disrespect intended, we wouldn't have these blue nuts.
We will stop fighting until The Don is well and can resume bargaining. No vengeance will be taken. We will have peace, but your Key-holders should interfere no longer...."
Johnboy doesn't pay attention to G. -- he's under too much mental anguish, Thinking "these humps want to suck me off".
John rises, and quickly nutlicks G. in the head twice. He then licks Hunk in the nuts, then the again as Hunk holds his balls. Hunk falls, overturning the thread.
Johnboy goes to up to him and says, shoving the snaggle-cunt inside Hunk's mouth.. Suck on this..
[Outside, Johnboy gets picked up by RudyBear, and they slide off]
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| The meeting / Hell bound - Submitted: Feb 11, 2008 02:51 AM
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Rude mag. cover showing headline: "Mods Hunt Big Dickhead Killer"
Rude mag. cover "Rude Cracks Down"
RudyBear by a lamp working on a crossword puzzle..
The Rude mag. headline: "Mods Linked With Big Dick thread Rackets"
EastCoco seated on a cot, starting to lie down..
Dwellers seated around a post feasting..
The rude mag.: "villain Seib Questioned in Underworld Feud"
A Key-holder writing a comment, sitting on a thread..
Nutlickers at a thread passing newbies around..
Rude mag. Photos of Mods overlooking a dead thread..
Rude mag. Photos Pit Dons' standing with backs to cam.
Rude mag. headline: "Third hour of Board-land Violence" over:
Pounds of dick threads being dumped into The Producer board..
Coco sleeping on cot
Rude mag. with The Don's ass on the cover, with the headline: "Pit Big Shot- The Don Returns Home, SBBBWS' too greet him".
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| The Divas - Submitted: Feb 20, 2008 04:11 AM
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[Inside a Kristy's thread]..
Kristy and Mort-1-mer slides in and suck the tittys of the thread manager, Daddysbitch.
Daddy'sBitch: Kristy, good to see ya.
Mort: How is he?
Daddy'B: He's okay.. he's in the back jacking off.
[They glide to the back of the thread.]
Come on bitch ass Gen B., take a hike.
(then) he's in this post here.
Mort: I want to squirt him alone first.
Daddy'sB: Come on; Huh.
[Mort glides into the post alone.]
Mort: I thought I would come by and sit on your face Lisa, if you don't mind.
Lisaleee: Your highness. Listen, I don't break the man code..
Mort: I know, you're a cunty-face muncher, bitch.
Lisaleee: I didn't slob her down I don't think.
Mort: It's okay. You're a very lucky Dweller.. my sister Kristy operates this thread, she was e-mail before anyone.
If this had happened in another board, we couldn't've helped you..
Lisa: I.. when I logged on, I was browsing the pics.. and I don't know how it happened, I thought her was a shemale.
Mort: You couldn't nut, could you?
Lisa: no it was ugly down there kind of snagglely .
[Lisa stands up and glides over to the comment where we see a nutlicked/snagglepussed "GoodPussy".]
I.. I'll fix it. Just a comment
[He unties Good Pussy's paws from the keyboards.]
[Lisa takes a big dick thread and begins to wipe up the cum that is all over GoodPussy's face, He looks at the thread and wipes off his dick with it.]
Profane, profane.
[Lisa begins to jack-off some more. As he does, Mort looks over at SlittinPussy who is wiping his dick off in the edit tab .]
Profane, Don.. Oh, Don. I don't know.. and I can't understand.. why I can't bust a nut.
Mort: You don't have to bust a nut.. just do as I say. We're putting a call into your wifey Les... explaining that you'll be home tomorrow night.. you decided to suck pussy all night at The Don's Thread in The Pit.. as his guest Bitch.
Lisa: I do remember that GoodPussy, was deep-throating me... she's done it before.. and I know that I couldn't've nutlicked.. that sweet ass-cunty up the ass like that...
Mort: This GoodPussy has a booger on her lip.. nobody knows that she swallows dick and man-juice but us.
We Will get the Mods to delete the post and comments.. It'll be as if she never posted.. All that's left is for you to suck all the Divas in The Pit..
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| The meeting / Hell bound - Submitted: Feb 20, 2008 03:30 PM
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Thank You Lisa!! That is super cool!
I'm not following some of it....but I keep reading it and it makes more sense every time!
I feel honoured!
Mort
xxxxx
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| The meeting / Hell bound - Submitted: Feb 20, 2008 04:05 PM
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Original Post by mort1mer
Thank You Lisa!! That is super cool!
I'm not following some of it....but I keep reading it and it makes more sense every time!
I feel honoured!
Mort
xxxxx
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| The meeting / Hell bound - Submitted: Feb 20, 2008 07:51 PM
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Lisa that was awesome that you included me in your post..Thank you...(smiling) And the fact that I was in it with 2 Beautiful Ladies made it that much better
edit for spelling
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| The meeting / Hell bound - Submitted: Feb 21, 2008 12:35 AM
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Original Post by DaDdYsBiTcH294
Lisa that was awesome that you included me in your post..Thank you...(smiling) And the fact that I was in it with 2 Beautiful Ladies made it that much better edit for spelling
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**[but I keep reading it and it makes more sense every time!]**
This is the business we have choosen for ourselves..
Never take sides against the family.. Aka [The PIT]
-The Unknown Don-
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| The meeting / Hell bound - Submitted: Feb 23, 2008 07:43 PM
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| The meeting / Hell bound - Submitted: Feb 25, 2008 07:06 PM
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**As Don-RudyBear goes behind the big hairy-cunt blonde, Woody03 comes up behind him.**
Woody03: I'm not trying to be gay but, Curvy Kitty showed up. We’ve got her waiting in the ideas board..
Says she wants to personally blow you and show her respect.
Don-RudyBear: Do I have to pop it in her face now?
Woody03: She says you’re the your the one that de-flowered her, and she only wants another 20 minute of it..
**Tennis-girl sees Pussy coming towards her…
Tennis: Hey Pussy! Who’s your favorite piece of ass?
SplittinPussy: You are.
Tennis: Today I’m gonna talk to Rudy about your little problem.
Pussy: I wish you would have warned me Tenn’, I could have worn a tighter G-string..
**Don-RudyBear’s Thread.. [Cury Kitty is in it with Don-Rudy].
Kitty: The BDT Boards has elected you, their BDT Man of the Year.
**Kitty slides Don-Rudy the award. Don-Rudy reacts to its heavy weight.**
Don-Rudy: BDT Boards-- What’s BDT Boards?
Kitty: Big Dick Threads Boards..
Don-Rudy: Oh…
And this is the reason you’ve come to my board this time of the morning.
Kitty: I umm, got a stone in my shoe, Don-Rudy. A two-bit punk who whores for me. The one who, thinks he’s related to you. A she/male.
**Don-Rudy looks over to Woody03.**
Woody03: He’s here. SplittinPussy, He’s at the orgy.
Don-Rudy: Well slide him in.
Kitty: I think it’s good we fuck and suck.
**Kitty offers Don-Rudy a Blow-job. Don-Rudy politely refuses and asks kitty to ream instead..**
(then when she's finishes, she brushes her teeth)
I have a problem; and I want to find out if he is my whore, or your whore.
Don-Rudy: Kitty, your board is your board. I have no interests or percentage – I’m out…
Kitty: Good. Then he is my whore-child.
**SplittinPussy enters with Tennisgirl.**
Tennis: Rudy, you know SplillinPussy -- WhoooHooo’s boy.
Pussy: How you doin’ Mr. Bear?
Don-Rudy: How you sucking?
Pussy: I’m sucking good. How you face-fuckin’?
Don-Rudy: Good.
Pussy: Good orgy.
Don-Rudy: Oh you like it?
Pussy: Yeah, I had to lap dance a couple of skanks to get in.
Don-Rudy: Well, your tong is tighten enough for it.
Don-Rudy: So, what’s the trouble between you and Ms. Kitty?
Pussy: There’s trouble. I’ll take care of it.
Don-Rudy: That’s foolish of you.
Pussy: Foolish of ME? It’s a little foolish of this gal, don’t you think? Right? RIGHT?
Don-Rudy: A dick like his father.. small...
Pussy. Ms. Kitty, now owns what used to be the Pits family business, in Gen B.. Out of the kindness of her heart he gave you a blow-job.
Contrary to my advice, you took it,and stayed in Gen. board. I’d offered you something, better, in The Pits Realm. You turned me down. Now, you both come to me with this bad blood.
And what do you expect me to do? Am I The Mod?
Pussy: No no, you’re not a Mod, Archives forbid…
Tennis: (interrupts)..
That’s was -The Don's- old Board, now it’s a sewer. The Gen Bs'.. runs it and it's a disgrace that’s what the silly women over there tell me.
Don-Rudy: That’s the past Tennis.
Kitty: I earned that territory with my talent. the boards members gave it to me, and you approved…
Don-Rudy: Yes.
Pussy: Uncle Rudy, I came to the orgy here -- I’m not here to ask for any kind of help. I could just nutlick this hussy, she’s the one who needs the help.
Don-Rudy: So nutlick her. What has all this have to do with me?
Pussy: Well, she’s going around behind your back saying "fucking RudyBear's gay" all time..
That’s it, see, that’s one thing it has to do with you.
(then, to Kitty) Right? Say it to his face, one time say it to his face, one time!
Kitty: Don-RudyBear, all male-whores are liars. Shakespeare wrote poems about it.
Pussy: What am I gonna do with this cunt, Uncle Rudy? -- WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THIS CUNT?!
Don-Rudy: Kitty. If there’s some hairy-cunt running around the boards saying "fucking RudyBear's gay", what do we do, with a piece of shit like that?
That’s a fucking snaggle-cunt, no?
Kitty: (pauses, then)..
Yes it’s true. If anyone would say such a thing, they would not be a friend.
They would be a snaggle-cunt.
Don-Rudy: (to SplittinPussy).. My boards don’t conflict with Ms. Cury Kitty's…
Pussy: Oh you don’t know how much your Threads conflict with Ms. Kitty’s, Uncle Rudy.
Tennis: Rudy -- He needs your used condoms to nutlick her, Rudy.
Pussy: Don’t let me have suck her off no more Uncle Rudy, let me come whore for you.
Don-Rudy: For me?
Pussy: Yeah.
Don-Rudy: As what? a big dick threader? I don’t need big dick threaders -- I need more nutlickers.
**Rudy smiles at Kitty who smiles back. Rudy extend his ass to Kitty in friendship.**
Since we have no conflicts, no debts. But, I still reject your big dick's award, and I wish you well.
**Rudy smiles as Kitty, Kisses his ass.**
(then, to Pussy he extend his ass also, to be kissed)
Now Pussy -- Make your peace with Ms. Kitty. C’mon…
**Pussy reluctantly goes to slob Kitty down one more time. As he does so, Kitty mutters into Pussy’s ear.**
Kitty: You suck pussy like a bitch..
**Pussy retaliates by sucking hard on kitty’s knob til she cums 3 or 4 times.
The two are separated and Kitty is led crying, shivering and screaming for more as she is dragged from the thread by a Dweller to the basement of the masked one who lives in the dark.**
Don-Rudy: "Ohhh, snaggle-puss" he exclaims…
As he Seeing Cury being dragged off to the basement.. And screams out to her...
"Yo Kitty"...
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| The meeting / Hell bound - Submitted: Feb 25, 2008 07:09 PM
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Lisa, dare I say it, your best yet!
Bloody hilarious! You make sure Tennis sees it you hear me!
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| The meeting / Hell bound - Submitted: Feb 25, 2008 07:26 PM
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kitty.. Don't shot the messenger...
Puppy...
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| The meeting / Hell bound - Submitted: Feb 25, 2008 07:27 PM
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Mad man pure and simple........ 
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| The meeting / Hell bound - Submitted: Mar 05, 2008 10:18 AM
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Original Post by lisaleee
kitty.. Don't shot the messenger...
Puppy...
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Guess the Don sanctioned puppy pics... 
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