NilouA.. |
 Tags: humor nilouachtland sexy
Title: bad but funny...
Q: What do you call 2 nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Posted on May 14, 2013
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NilouA.. |
Tags: humor nilouachtland sexy
Title: Dreaded words
Q: What are three words you dread the most
while making love?
A: "Honey, I'm home."
Posted on May 14, 2013
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NilouA.. |
Tags: humor nilouachtland sexy
Title: Oxygen
Why do men have a hole in their penis?
So their brains can get some oxygen now and
then.
Posted on May 14, 2013
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NilouA.. |
Tags: humor nilouachtland sexy
Title: Fresh air
Q: Why is fresh air a lot like sex?
A: Because its no big deal unless youre not
getting any.
Posted on May 14, 2013
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NilouA.. |
Tags: humor nilouachtland sexy
Title: Sounds about right, lol
Q: How do mermaids reproduce?
A: Seamen.
Posted on May 14, 2013
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NilouA.. |
Tags: humor nilouachtland sexy
Title: Light or Hard
Q: Whats the difference between light and
hard?
A: You can sleep with a light on.
Posted on May 14, 2013
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NilouA.. |
Tags: humor nilouachtland sexy
Title: Cute & funny...
Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.
Posted on May 14, 2013
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NilouA.. |
Tags: humor nilouachtland sexy
Title: Loud & Annoying ?
Q: What does fucking a woman and cooking an
egg in the microwave have in common?
A: Both end with a loud, annoying sound and
Posted on May 14, 2013
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NilouA.. |
Tags: humor nilouachtland sexy
Title: Virgins & waterbeds
Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.
Posted on May 14, 2013
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NilouA.. |
Tags: humor nilouachtland sexy
Title: Always leave'm wanting more, air... lol
What does it mean when a man is in your bed
gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Posted on May 14, 2013
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NilouA.. |
Tags: humor nilouachtland sexy
Title: Oral or Anal
What's the difference between oral sex and
anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your
Posted on May 14, 2013
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NilouA.. |
Tags: humor nilouachtland sexy
Title: Dick & Pussy Jokes
Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick?
Never mind, its too long."
Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy?
Posted on May 14, 2013
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NilouA.. |
Tags: humor nilouachtland sexy
Title: Bigamy, Monogamy, let's call the...
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Some say
monogamy is the same.
Posted on May 14, 2013
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NilouA.. |
Tags: humor nilouachtland sexy
Title: Head Nurse
Q: How can you tell which is the head nurse?
A: She's the one with the dirty knees.
Posted on May 14, 2013
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NilouA.. |
Tags: humor nilouachtland sexy
Title: Brazilians... lol
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I
slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde
replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a
Posted on May 14, 2013
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NilouA.. |
Tags: humor nilouachtland sexy
Title: Penis or toy envy ?
Q: Why are black men penises bigger than
white men?
A: Because as kids white men had toys to
Posted on May 14, 2013
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NilouA.. |
Tags: humor nilouachtland sexy
Title: Guidos
Q: Why are most Guidos named Tony?
A: When they got on the boat to America they
stamped To NY (Tony) on their foreheads.
Posted on May 14, 2013
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NilouA.. |
Tags: humor nilouachtland sexy
Title: Horny Indian
One very hot dry day, a local cowboy visited
the reservation. He went there from time to
time to mingle with the Indians. There was
Posted on May 14, 2013
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NilouA.. |
Tags: humor nilouachtland sexy
Title: Funnies
Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut
palm tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary
Posted on May 14, 2013
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hippiemp |
Tags: sexy team winning
Title: DID IT !!!
Thanks everyone that voted for me in the
punkrocktits contest WE DID IT !!! I WON!!!!
WOOOHOOO :) TYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTY
Posted on May 1, 2013
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