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 Tags: humor nilouachtland sexy
Title: It's funny cause it's true !!!
Q: What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer & a
pregnant girl have in common? A: In each
scenario there was a DUMBASS who didn't take
Posted on May 21, 2013
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NilouA.. |
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Title: Poultry theories... lol
A chicken is the result of a sitting hen,
while a baby is the result of a standing
cock.
Posted on May 21, 2013
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NilouA.. |
Tags: humor nilouachtland sexy
Title: Making what ?
Boy sees his mom and dad having sex! Dad says
"were making you a brother" Boy replies " do
her doggy style I rather have a puppy".
Posted on May 21, 2013
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NilouA.. |
Tags: humor nilouachtland sexy
Title: Late advice...
A dad tell his son "Stop masterbating! if you
do it too long you will go blind." The son
replied "Dad, I'm over here"
Posted on May 21, 2013
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NilouA.. |
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Title: A round of applause !!!
Q: What do you call it when a guy cums in his
hands, then claps? A: a baby shower!
Posted on May 21, 2013
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NilouA.. |
Tags: humor nilouachtland sexy
Title: hungry or horny ?
Q: Whats the difference between being hungry
and horny? A: Where you put the cucumber.
Posted on May 21, 2013
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NilouA.. |
Tags: humor nilouachtland sexy
Title: Bike
Q: Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike? A: You have
to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.
Posted on May 21, 2013
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NilouA.. |
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Title: Nuts, cohones...
Q: What did the left nut say to the right
nut? A: Don´t talk to the guy in the middle,
he´s a dick.
Posted on May 21, 2013
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NilouA.. |
Tags: humor nilouachtland sexy
Title: 100 million sperm/ 1 job
Q: Why does it take 100 million sperm to
fertilize an egg? A: Because not one will
stop and ask for directions.
Posted on May 21, 2013
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NilouA.. |
Tags: humor nilouachtland sexy
Title: washing machines...
Q: What is the difference between women and a
washing machine? A: The washing machine
doesnt follow you around for two weeks after
Posted on May 21, 2013
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NilouA.. |
Tags: humor nilouachtland sexy
Title: Good ole doc... lol
A man goes to the doctor suffering from
premature ejaculation. "Can you do anything
to help me, Doc?" said the man. "No, but I
Posted on May 21, 2013
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NilouA.. |
Tags: humor nilouachtland sexy
Title: Sex & games
Q: Why is sex like a game of bridge? A: You
either need a good partner or a good hand.
Posted on May 21, 2013
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NilouA.. |
Tags: humor nilouachtland sexy
Title: Fun Spread
Q: Did you hear about the spread that lost
its virginity? A: It got marmalaid
Posted on May 21, 2013
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NilouA.. |
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Title: Gross & funny...
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped
his girlfriend? A: He wiped his ass
Posted on May 21, 2013
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NilouA.. |
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Title: Condoms...
Q: What do you do with a years worth of used
condoms? A: Melt them, turn them into tire
and call it a goodyear.
Posted on May 21, 2013
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NilouA.. |
Tags: humor nilouachtland sexy
Title: uuuummmm, telephone pole... lol
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster
with a telephone pole? A: a 10 foot cock that
wants to touch someone.
Posted on May 21, 2013
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NilouA.. |
Tags: humor nilouachtland sexy
Title: car insurance
Q: Why do men pay more for car insurance? A:
Women don't get blowjobs while they're
driving.
Posted on May 21, 2013
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NilouA.. |
Tags: humor nilouachtland sexy
Title: Smallest Hotel
Q: What's the smallest hotel in the world? A:
a pussy, because you have to leave the bags
outside.
Posted on May 21, 2013
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NilouA.. |
Tags: humor nilouachtland sexy
Title: uuuggghhh, employees... lol
Q: What do a good employee and a lousy lover
have in common? A: They're always coming
early.
Posted on May 21, 2013
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NilouA.. |
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Title: Mmmm, hard & pink...
Q: What is hard and pink when it goes in and
soft and wet when it comes out? A: Bubblegum
you dirty minded pervert!
Posted on May 21, 2013
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