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MegaBootyPI
MegaBo..
Tags: good laugh sissyboys

Title: I hate men who act like females
Crying,  blogging, tweetn, posting in forums,
going on and on and on on your 'lil' FB page,
OH and by the way how does FB pay you again??

Posted on Nov 17, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: laugh nilouachtland silly

Title: viagra & pain killers...
So this older guy goes to the doctor asking
for a prescription for 'Viagra'. The guy asks
for a large dose of the *strongest* variety.

Posted on Feb 17, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: laugh nilouachtland silly

Title: damned Mr. Burford !!!
Burford is checking out of a hotel when
suddenly he has to take a shit real bad. The
toilet in his room isn't working, so he bolts

Posted on Feb 17, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: laugh nilouachtland silly

Title: old guy
Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into
a hospital. The doctor says to the old man,
"I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample,

Posted on Feb 17, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: laugh nilouachtland silly

Title: new bride
A new bride went to her doctor for a check
up. Lacking knowledge of the male anatomy,
she asked the doctor "What's that thing

Posted on Feb 17, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: laugh nilouachtland silly

Title: TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...
10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in
different colors

Posted on Feb 13, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: laugh nilouachtland silly

Title: last night...
While I was out at my favorite club last
night this really cute guy strolled over
& whispered 'I like every bone in your

Posted on Feb 8, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: laugh nilouachtland silly

Title: flying blind...
A blind man was traveling in his private jet
when he detected something was wrong. He made
his way to the cockpit and got no response

Posted on Feb 8, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: laugh nilouachtland silly

Title: addictions...
A man went to his doctor seeking help for his
terrible addiction to cigars. The doctor was
quite familiar with his very compulsive

Posted on Feb 8, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: laugh nilouachtland silly

Title: too drunk....
Signs that you are too drunk would be...
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from

Posted on Feb 8, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: laugh nilouachtland silly

Title: rodeo sex...
Do you know what Rodeo Sex is?
It's when you mount your woman from behind,
start going nice and slowly, take her hair

Posted on Feb 8, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: laugh nilouachtland silly

Title: wasps (insects, not w.a.s.p.s')
A young husband and wife were sunning on a
nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the
woman's vagina. The husband covered her with

Posted on Feb 8, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: laugh nilouachtland silly

Title: stamp, couple & psychology !!!
A couple just got married and on the night of
their honeymoon before passionate love, the
wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile,

Posted on Jan 27, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: laugh nilouachtland silly

Title: pussy, campfire & grass !!!
This couple were in bed getting busy when the
girl places the guys hand onto her pussy.
"Put your finger in me..." she asks him. So

Posted on Jan 27, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: laugh nilouachtland silly

Title: sperm, sex & doctors !!!
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a
ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the
nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank

Posted on Jan 27, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: laugh nilouachtland silly

Title: newlweds, tornadoes & specimens !!!
The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and
the groom decides to let the bride know where
she stands right from the start of the

Posted on Jan 27, 2010

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: laugh nilouachtland silly

Title: ole couples, irons & goblins !!!
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon
hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the
couple reflected on that magical evening 25

Posted on Jan 27, 2010

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MistressFarrah
Mistre..
Tags: funny joke laugh

Title: Redneck Gas Station
There was this gas station in “redneck
country” trying to increase its sales,
so the owner put up a sign saying “Free

Posted on Aug 20, 2009

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MistressFarrah
Mistre..
Tags: funny joke laugh

Title: Post Office
The post office issued a new stamp in the
shape of a vagina but it isnt selling well
because only 3% of men know how to lick it

Posted on Apr 15, 2009

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MistressFarrah
Mistre..
Tags: funny joke laugh

Title: Gas at the Table
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s
parents’ house for dinner. This is to
be her first time meeting the family and she

Posted on Apr 14, 2009

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