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LevityHell
Levity..
Tags: bdsm fart fetish

Title: Farty Momma!
Dressed as warrior princess, dominant,
vicious, cute, I indulge your NASTY fart
fetish with my big bum after gobbling down a

Posted on May 22, 2013

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Pop_my_cherry
Pop_my..
Tags: fetish kinky magic

Title: Its A Pussy Magic Show
Its  a Pussy Magic Show.............. Yeah i
got a habit of making shit dissapear in my
black cunt.....

Posted on May 16, 2013

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: fetish nilouachtland pussy

Title: Dick Hotel
Q: What's the smallest hotel in the world? A:
a pussy, because you have to leave the bags
outside.

Posted on Apr 22, 2013

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: fetish nilouachtland pussy

Title: A Good Fuck'n Mess
Q: What does fucking a woman and cooking an
egg in the microwave have in common? A: Both
end with a loud, annoying sound and a gooey

Posted on Apr 22, 2013

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: fetish nilouachtland pussy

Title: Virgins
Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.

Posted on Apr 22, 2013

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: fetish nilouachtland pussy

Title: A Man & His Dick
Girl: "Hey, what's up?" Boy: "If I tell you,
will you sit on it?"

Posted on Apr 22, 2013

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: fetish nilouachtland pussy

Title: Fun While Driving
Q: What do you call mobile porn? A: Flash
Drive

Posted on Apr 22, 2013

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: fetish nilouachtland pussy

Title: Lol...Call Me A Slut
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I
slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde
replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a

Posted on Apr 22, 2013

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: fetish nilouachtland pussy

Title: Blind Date : Pick Up Line
The other day I meet this guy who was trying
to talk to me . He said , " Sexy you're sooo
damn pretty I want to do math with you !

Posted on Apr 22, 2013

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: comedy fetish nilouachtland

Title: She's Soaking Wet !
Some women need to treat their body more like
a bathroom an less like a temple .... That
doesn't make a whore , that makes her hot

Posted on Jan 25, 2013

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: fetish nilouachtland pussy

Title: Damn , Big Titty Women !
Big boobs don't make a woman stupid. They
make men stupid.

Posted on Jan 25, 2013

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: fetish nilouachtland pussy

Title: Mmmm... Look At That Ass !
Behind every great woman, there is a guy
looking at her ass.

Posted on Jan 25, 2013

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: anal fetish nilouachtland

Title: Who's Rght ?
A woman is always right, especially when you
want her to give you some pussy & ass at
night !

Posted on Jan 25, 2013

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: comedy fetish nilouachtland

Title: What An Ass !
Men look at women's behinds and go: what an
ass! Women look at men faces and go: what an
ass!

Posted on Jan 25, 2013

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: fetish nilouachtland pussy

Title: Buy Me , Fuck Me & Keep Me Safe
It's a man's job to respect women, but its a
woman's Job to give him something to respect.

Posted on Jan 25, 2013

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: fetish nilouachtland pussy

Title: Maybe It's You ....
 Women who say that all men are the same are
the ones who have not changed themselves and
keep on attracting the same type of assholes.

Posted on Jan 25, 2013

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: bigtits fetish nilouachtland

Title: Best Blinkie EVER !!!
K, these blinkies are brand new...
They are the most labor intensive blinkies to
date... this is the 1st...

Posted on Jan 25, 2013

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: fetish nilouachtland pussy

Title: What Motherfucker ?
When a girl says 'WHAT?' It doesnt mean she
didnt hear you, she's giving you a chance to
change what you said.

Posted on Jan 25, 2013

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: comedy fetish nilouachtland

Title: A Joke I Heard The Other Day #3
Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
A: Because his pecker is on his head!

Posted on Jan 25, 2013

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NilouAchtland
NilouA..
Tags: comedy fetish nilouachtland

Title: A Joke I Heard The Other Day #2
Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other
saggy tit?
A. If we don't get some support soon, people

Posted on Jan 25, 2013

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