My Blog :: * never travel with someone you do not know even if you think you know everything about them and vice versa only via online. * do not be ashamed about what other people think about you. * be brief and never give out any personal information (not even your telephone number) except for your name or birthday. * it will take a while even years to get to know someone. i know it sucks but it is well worth it. who wants to further talk to a computer online in order to get to know someone. yall better recognize im telling you like time stands still while your being robbed of your life while its passing you by. * it is always better to be in a group date with your friends instead of dating with your date only. * work on being less naive and more alert. * use defense equipment such as mace or women's self defense tatics. * same as abover never date nor cheat on a ninja lol * never leave your drink, food, not even your belongings unattended someone might do the 3 S's: spit, spike, or/and steal your drink or your food. remember date rape can occur if you ignore this rule * be careful out here if someone tries to grab you don't panic. * remember two heads are better than one. when you are alone at night or day travel with a partner (someone you know well enough as a friend or a best friend)

Top 25 Reasons It's Good to Be Single:
12:57PM on June 24, 2010

1. No toilet seat issues.

2. You get ALL the blankets!

3. Nobody uses your razor.

4. You never get kicked in bed.

5. The smelly socks are your very own.

7. Nobody drinks the last of the _________ (anything) and puts the empty bottle back in the fridge.

7. You control the remote, the stereo, and the thermostat.

8. You can walk around the house in your underwear (or less) without it being considered an "invitation".

11. You are the master of your own destiny.

12. You can have friends of the opposite sex without creating a jealous partner.

13. No snoring annoyance.

14. You don't have to check with anyone before going out with your friends (unless it's your sitter or your mommy).

15. You can talk on the phone as long as you want.

16. Less likely for someone to notice or comment if you gain a pound or two.

17. You can spend your money any way you see fit.

19. You choose what groceries you want and what brands and what's for dinner.

20. You can spend all the time doing whatever you do in the bathroom you want!

21. You can invite a blow-up doll without having anyone complain about it.

22. As long as it is legal, you can watch or produce all the porn you want.
 
23. People always dissapoint you so why bother.

24. You can blast the stereo in your car as loud as you can.

25. You are free at last! free at last! free at last!

Ok I know I haven't post a blog since when lol
1:52AM on March 19, 2010

Now! I seen the manswers episode tonite and i heard about making your breasts/penis bigger. Of course for women if your looking for increased breast size (not that i am interested about it) 15 beer mugs of beer per day for 3 months (that is if you drink 1 and a quarter of beer mugs of beer per day for only a year) will increase your cup size. this will not work for non-alcoholic beverages.

* note *  massage your bewbies often as feasible and place a hot pack on them everynite. and that is all i know about that but there are plenty of ways to make em look bigger. this will increase circulation and they will tend to swell a little. and no i have no idea how long you have to do this. the growth will not be much but it will not come just like that it takes plenty of time. my advice is to stick towards drinking a beer mug filled with beer everyday.

Your penis will get one or three inches bigger if you have surgery. (Contact Dr. Oz or your nearest urologist for options). The urologist from manswers talked about a hidden penis in which all of you guys have. The hidden penis is made with either one to three inches (more like extra penis hidden inside your scrotum or something lol). The hidden penis can be mobilized to increase the length of a male penis (not a strap on or a dildo so don't try anything stupid).
 
* note *  and yes penis stretches usually take out one to three inches of hidden penis. but it will take a few months and then some to see results.

never rely on beer, weights on your tiny testicles, surgery, penis/pussy pumps, hire a snake to bite your penis, penis pills, pocket rockets, or pullout couch masturbation.

If you want your hidden penis to come out from the closet you ask your urologist to make an incision in the fundiform and the sunspensory ligament at the base or your penis (get an anatomy textbook if you don't know what i am talking about). even after you had the surgery never engage in masturbation nor any sexual activity for at least 2 months until your urologist okies it.

if all of the above fails then follow my note and you will never go wrong =)

How to successfully tease a woman
12:02AM on January 28, 2010

The art of teasing a woman has been practiced by men since the beginning of time. Properly teasing a woman involves learning to walk the thin line between friendly ribbing and hostility. With a few simple steps, you could have the woman of your dreams eagerly anticipating your next teasing endeavor.

Decide your angle. Are you teasing because you have a crush on the victim or, because you are playing the role of annoying big brother? Although your intentions may change over time, it is important to know what you wish to accomplish with your teasing efforts.

Get to know her well. This will help you tailor your teasing techniques for the most desirable results. For example, your co-worker may be more receptive to being called special nicknames than your neighbor. As in any relationship, certain actions will not be tolerated from certain individuals.

Capture her attention. Whether youre blowing kisses or reminding her about an embarrassing moment, the goal is to have her notice your efforts. What good is a specially made teasing assault if she is not paying attention? Ensure she is around to see and hear the teasing so you wont come across as being catty or two-faced.

Keep the teasing friendly. Your teasing shouldnt be malicious or mean spirited. Although it is usually never acceptable to tease a woman about physical characteristics, always be sure you arent focusing on subjects that damage her self-esteem or image. For example, it is not ever advisable to tease Charlotte about her extra large nose but it may be OK to rib Mary about her new hair highlights or her broken ankle.

Adjust your teasing as the woman becomes numb to its effects. Although your teasing shouldnt ever be malicious, it is important that it not become too enjoyable to the woman. Always keep her guessing as to your next action. This will extend your time to tease the woman for as long as you wish.

Pay attention to the responses of the woman you're teasing. Stop all teasing actvities if she beomes offended or upset.

Wish you and everybody else Happy Holidays !!
3:52PM on December 23, 2009

Things are going very well in Yuba City, Ca. Im chilling with my mom and my brother and his boys and their boys hahaha. When me and my mom were getting off the airplane from Arizonia can you believe this? passengers including me and my mom were held up by the flight attendants because of a security breach. They announced they found two rounds of ammunition in the airplane and we had to be escorted off the plane and to the baggage claim area. We and the passengers filed up three people per line while being escorted by securtiy. They found who carried the ammunition and of course the gunmen is held in custody. It was on the news.

What are your dreams?
11:48PM on December 03, 2009

What are you dreams?

everybody has at least one or more.

Please tell me about them



My Dreams

I want to continue karate and yoga so I could get back in spirital shape.

I want to do a full frontal split and keep a firm toned body with plenty of exercise.
 
I want to confront and delete all my fears, stress, negative energy, and ignorance around me.

I want to provide for my family.

I got plenty of more dreams down the road but for now I want to make things happen

Everyone Have Fun out there
3:56PM on November 27, 2009

This goes out to all you new rude virgins aka new rude people out there.
Don't take anything too seriously on here or anywhere in a online community.
Just have fun in whatever you do as long as its legal!
Ignore the haters meaning ignore the stars and your ratings as well.
The ratings are usually where people judge your content anyway. So why try to impress em?
Your job is to have fun while expressing yourself. Just be you baby :))))

If you have any problems at all please contact rude help or you may even contact me because I will be glad to talk to you about it.


Hence, Happy Purrrrrrfect Perving :D

Woohoo! I made the list
11:08AM on November 02, 2009


http://www.rude.com/main/member/recent_guys_ranking/

Sorry! I have no idea and I tried everything to upload my proof.

If you look under there I made 4th in most active live group shows. From now on I plan to do 2 live group shows per weekday. Yay!!! I am so excited I once made the week's busiest bloggers and the week's most active live group shows :)

couldn't sleep
12:09PM on October 31, 2009

I couldn't sleep soundly last night because I was hard from growing pains. These growing pains came from my ultimate stretcher device. The growing pains were like being a female and having P.M.S at the same time. From that moment on, I understood more on what females go through in this oppressive world. Weight problems, periods, pregnancies, bloating, you name it they got it. Talk about bloating ladies don't feel bad because my small intestines or anybodies small intestines would tend to twist if I or we have a very low potassium level. Got that problem, just get Gatorade son! After I get through the hard times with my ultimate stretcher penis enhancer I will be a happy man :)

searching for the right jockie size
1:50PM on October 03, 2009

I was searching for jockies a.k.a jock straps the other day. I read the adult supporting sizing chart and I could not believe my eyes. The chart read the following:

Adult Supporting Sizing Chart

Small Size         28-30"     130-159 lbs
Medium Size     32-34"     160-189lbs
Large Size         36-38"     190-219lbs
X-Large Size     40-42"     220-259lbs
XX-Large Size   44-46"     260lbs and up


Guess where my size is........
Going once.......
Going twice..........
Going thrice.............

I stood at XXLARGE BABY!! nah lol kidding. Acutally, I wear medium size and when I saw the chart I felt so ashamed because I could not gain weight due to my metabolism. Right now I am currently 6,1 (i haven't check my height lately) and weigh 153 lbs with a 32" waist. Weird isn't it lol. All of these years I thought I was underweight because I was struggling to gain pounds. I want to be somewhere between the ranges of 6,4 - 6,5 at 220 - 259 lbs but I know that is futile.

I got a picture for the ladies since I'm in a nice mood I thought I would let you see this.

3 Tips that will make you grow a few inches taller
11:39AM on September 30, 2009

Silly boys leave your willy alone for a minute and listen to me. First of all each of you are perfect just the way you are. But if you are looking to keep a few inches while measure yourself with measuring tape then this one is for you. Of course you have to eat and drink right (HGH supplements DOES NOT work PERIOD), get a good night's rest at the right time, and avoid smoking, soft drinks (even soft energy drinks), and drinking. Furthermore, here are my three tips you must follow.

Hanging – One of the biggest obstacles to growing taller is gravity. You spend most of your day in an upright, vertical position. All day long gravity compresses your spine and joints, which squeezes and thins the cartilage and makes you shorter. However, it is easy to counteract this affect through a simple hanging exercise because it lets the weight of your lower torso stretch your spine and reduce the tension between your vertebrae.

In fact, hanging has been known to increase a person’s height by one to two inches.

You will want to have a horizontal bar that is high enough so that your body can fully extend. If your body cannot fully extend, then bend your knees slightly until you hang freely.

When you grasp the bar, make sure your palms are facing away from you and your thumbs are almost touching.

While you are hanging, try to keep your arms, shoulders, and hips are relaxed as possible. This helps gravity pull on your body even further. Try to hang for at least 20 seconds and repeat the process when you are able to grip the bar again.

You should also repeat this exercise a minimum of three times. Also, if you wear ankle weights while hanging you will get an increased benefit.

Dry Land Swim – Also known as the Alternate Leg Kick, this exercise focuses on your lower back. You will want to start this exercise by laying down flat on your stomach with your body fully extended. Put your arms straight out in front of you with your palms toward the floor. Raise your left arm higher than your right arm. Then, keep your legs straight and lift your right leg off the ground as far as you can.

Try to hold that position for at least 4 seconds before gently lowering your leg and raising the other leg. Your goal should be to work up to holding the position for 20 seconds. Also, adding wrist and ankle weights to your workout will increase resistance and tone your lower back muscles even more. 

Pelvic Shift – This exercise is a favourite of fitness instructors all over. It is simple, but you will quickly feel the stretching that occurs up and down your spine and in your hips. You will want to begin the exercise by lying on your back with your shoulders and arms planted firmly on the floor. Bend your knees and draw your feet as close to your buttock as you can. Next, arch your back so that your pelvis thrusts upward.

Hold this position for at least 20 seconds and try to work up to holding it for 30 seconds. As you repeat this move, you should feel more and more stretching in your front hips.

It is always a good idea to check with your doctor before beginning any exercise regiment to make sure your body is healthy enough for this activity.

Strenuous exercises, like these grow taller exercises to increase height, should be done consistently but you should start slowly if you are a beginner. You can increase the intensity of your workout as your body becomes accustomed to each new exercise.

When you develop a disciplined grow taller exercise program, you will help you body raise and sustain the levels of growth hormone in your body. Therefore, the more effectively and regularly you exercise the better your chance to increase your height.

Trust me I am not breaking anyones heart
11:31PM on September 21, 2009

Ladies and Gentlemen!    I know it looks what it looks like but I am not playing games with your hearts or anything dangerous like that. Yes I say something sexy to one girl and to another girl or to another guy (by the way i am bisexual and im loooooving every bit of attention i give and get hehehehe). I do mean to say it because I really like these people I say something to and yes you can say that I am a perv and it's ok!! I love perving and being perved on.  I think they are or they will be very special to me just like having special friends on rude. I have not fell in love on rude yet but I am available ;-)

Now ahem, I am going to chill with my book called "When will Jesus bring the pork chops?" by George Carlin

if i ever had an oppurtunity to have sex with you
11:50PM on September 13, 2009

Goodamit I am freaking sick and tired of being afraid or holding things back. If I ever find a lady/guy in the streets but a freak in the bed I want to let her know I am there. When we get to home base now THAT is a different story. First we have to always use two condoms for protection just in case if we decide to do anal or vaginal intercourse. Then we would try to get all of our butterflies out our stomach by turning on erotic music, playing a little game of twister where we can set our own rules, or just playing with ourselves (mutual masturbation). Now I don't know about you but I LOOOOOVE to receive and give hard and rough sex to my girl/guy (it could be anyone). I would make you get off so hard while you let me fuck you like crazy without me getting tired at all. Even after I cum I will still have enough energy to go for seconds. Just try me and keep my hands tied on a subway rail while you make my body scream. The thought about hard and rough sex with you makes me want to pull your hair very hard while I pin you down and lick every inch of your back and that soft jiggly bum. Don't forget babe
I just love to watch your phat butt wiggle when I spank my meat on it.
Im sticking in my nasty meat deep inside you pounding it harder and harder..Uggghhhh (I am getting ready to have to jerk off hard in a minute just thinking about it). By now the bed is shaking and the springs are making noise and that just sends me over the top, when the bed starts shaking and rocking and the mattress is squeaking with every hump into your phat jiggly butt....Ugghhh ..... Then I like to ask you "You want me to bust both of my nuts and give you every drop of my hott and white cumm?? Hmm?" Before you answer, massive loads of cum accidently flies into the air and every drop of it lands on your fine ass, your pretty feet/ankles, and your beautiful thighs..Uggghhhh I LOOOOOOOVE THIS WOMAN/MAN!!!!