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Chat Funnies- The things some guys say lol
10:43PM on October 14, 2008

Just some of the funny things that go on in the private lobby...I will be adding to this so check back often.

Names have been changed to protect the...erm, well, they were just changed.

This was a continuation from a previous time where I tried to school him in going private. The lesson was simple .

Get some chips
Grab your dick and
Double click

told him to go study and that there would be a test later.

When he came back later, he paseed the written part of the test no problem but has never made it passed the demonstration and on to the oral part of the test. 

Bad student .


qxxxxxxx: hru doing today shiny
knottyknotty: doing good bb
qxxxxxxx: shining bright like always right
knottyknotty: they shine through the black box huh
knottyknotty: lol
qxxxxxxx: u got sumthing special on ur lips
knottyknotty: just lip gloss
qxxxxxxx: i can put sumthing special on ur lips too
knottyknotty: haha but I bet you never will ;)
qxxxxxxx: damn it u knw me so well
knottyknotty: lol
qxxxxxxx: i wont giv up hope
knottyknotty: for what
knottyknotty: opening your wallet
knottyknotty: lol
qxxxxxxx: lol
qxxxxxxx: opening up those legs
knottyknotty: Ill open them bb
qxxxxxxx: a..im waiting lol
knottyknotty: did you learn anything in my class
knottyknotty: oh right
qxxxxxxx: of course i thought i was ur best student
knottyknotty: you never got past the demonstration part
knottyknotty: naw
qxxxxxxx: :-( oh that small part
knottyknotty: you in the low group
qxxxxxxx: i need tutoring
knottyknotty: I gave you all the tutoring your gonna get
qxxxxxxx: no student left behind
knottyknotty: I can only do so much
knottyknotty: if you dont do your homework
qxxxxxxx: my dog ate it
knottyknotty: haha
qxxxxxxx: mayb i need to be in the special class
knottyknotty: what kinda dog? ;)
qxxxxxxx: a homework eating one
knottyknotty: the special class is down the hall bb
qxxxxxxx: lol
qxxxxxxx: i can learn give me another chance
knottyknotty: naw bb come back when your ready for the deomstration
qxxxxxxx: damn the teacher is harsh
knottyknotty: thats cause this ISNT the special class
qxxxxxxx: lol


Heres a good one lol... not even a hello first.


loxxxxxx: can i eat ur pussy
knottyknotty: in prv you can bb
loxxxxxx: wat if i i dnt got no chip an want u in person?
knottyknotty: haha good luck bb
knottyknotty: lol
loxxxxxx: so wat dat mean
knottyknotty: sigh
loxxxxxx: no pussy?
knottyknotty: ding ding ding ding
knottyknotty: we have a winner
loxxxxxx: smart ass huh
loxxxxxx: ok
knottyknotty: :)
loxxxxxx: show me dem tits
knottyknotty: in prv bb



All before he was muted for not having chips and without a live feed.


knottyknotty: hello
Lxxxxxx1: hey baby
knottyknotty: how are you
Lxxxxxx1: good and you sexy
knottyknotty: doing great thanks
Lxxxxxx1: you are so cute
knottyknotty: awww ty
knottyknotty: :)
Lxxxxxx1: you like black cock
knottyknotty: black pink I like em all ;)
Lxxxxxx1: do you liike anal
knottyknotty: yes
Lxxxxxx1: i am trying to keep from cumming lol
knottyknotty: :)
knottyknotty: just clean up the lobby if you do
Lxxxxxx1: i just cummed baby
Lxxxxxx1: okay sorry still love you
knottyknotty: haha your a cheap date lol

Please Say a Prayer for my Big Dog
8:35PM on September 30, 2008

I had to take him to the vet today as he may have bloat and may need surgery
(very common but deadly in Great Danes)

He means everything to me and I just want him to come home.



I love you my sweet baby


UPDATE

He is back home now and did not need the GDV surgery. However he will still need to have a preventative surgery that will keep his stomach from rotating if he ever bloats again. 

Thank you for all your kind words and wishes.

UPDATE to the UPDATE

About a year (this last Oct.) after his first bloat, my dog bloated again and had to have surgery this time to have his stomach and spleen rotated back in place. Lucky I caught it in time and there was no damage to any of the tissue and he his doing great now. Was an expensive surgery but he is worth it...just look at that face.  He has also had his stomach tacked so if he does bloat again his stomach can't rotate.

This can happen to any medium and large breed dogs and knowing the signs and what to look for can save their lives. You owe it to yourself and you pets to read about bloat in dogs as knowledge is power and in this case saved my dogs life.

 

Knotty Gear
2:46AM on June 07, 2008

I've opened my Rude Store with lots of fantastic items for you gals. Currently, I have sexy boots and shoes, lingerie, stockings and pantyhose. These are super to have available if you are doing privates, shows, or just for that special someone. Girls, be sure to add things to your wish list as I have received many gifts this way and guys, your gal will love you for sending her that special gift .

http://www.rude.com/main/stores/store_user/id/100898710/

Check back often as I will be adding more items to my store and used items for you guys. 

Kisses,

KK
 

Book an Appointment
3:37PM on May 28, 2008

now you can book and appointment with me for a private show...just click the link and select the time you would like to reserve.

http://www.rude.com/main/live_private/book_date/performer/100898710/

Memorial Day Weekend
2:12AM on May 20, 2008

I'm here most everyday and  in privates Tues thru Sat. eves. However, I will be off this coming weekend (Memorial Day) but can still take care of any special requests ;)