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THIS SHUD BE READ ALOUD GUYS.....
12:43AM on August 03, 2008

To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation. This has been nominated for the best email of 2005.

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:
 
Room Service (RS): "Morrin. ; Roon sirbees." 
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs.
RS: "Ow July den?" G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
G: "What?"
RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"
G: "I don't think so."
RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bodder?"
G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
RS: "Wad! ?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Excuse me?"
RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"
G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say."
RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."
G : "You're very welcome"

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RIDDLE ME THIS...RIDDLE ME THAT! LOL....FROM UR GURL ~~DEE LISH
12:22AM on August 03, 2008

What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?Gladiator! (Glad he ate her)

What have you got if you have two fuzzy green balls in the palm of yourhand?Kermit's undivided attention.

What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you use the whole chicken.
 
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?A teabag.

What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!" ?About three inches.

What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, and women arecrazy for it?Money!!!

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob!

What did the banana say to the vibrator?What are you shaking for? I'm the one she's going to eat!

What is it that goes in hard and stiff and comes out soft and wet?Chewing gum.

What do toys and women’s breasts have in common.They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them.

What do spaghetti and women have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them!

What is the similarity between eating p***y and the Mafia?One slip of the tongue and you are in deep s***.

How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him.

How can you tell if your wife is dead?Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink

hOPED yOU LiKED IT...JuST SOMeTHING aWAY FROM tHE DrAMA....MUAz
dEE LISH

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