8:30PM on January 22, 2009
A woman thought her man was cheating on her. Since she didn't have a lot
of money to hire an expensive private investigator, she decided to go
with a much cheaper one -- a Chinese woman named Mrs. Lee .
The following day she received the following report:
Most honorable madam:
You leave house. I watch house. She come to house. I watch. He and she
leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in
window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play
with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I not see.
Mrs. Chen Lee