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'dear doc' episode 2 question thread
9:48AM on November 03, 2011



leave your ?s for the next episode of dear doc here:
the best, worst, most interesting and most insane will be answered on the next show

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doc-ism #1
11:25AM on August 14, 2011

i find that alluring alliteration allows an amorous individual an intoxicating invitation to display diabolical dialogue to imply insidious yet intoxicating impulses thanks to the internet's intriguing interactivity...

and here's a visual to imply my wordplay

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sex ALWAYS sells...
5:55PM on March 21, 2010

 ...and it always has.

here are some recent ads....they seem kinda suggestive, don't they?


but guess what-advertising has been doing that longer than most of us have been alive...



as much things seem to change...they kinda stay the same-just some food for thought

just a tease
3:41AM on February 09, 2010

 a technorotica pic of an old friend of mine who ain't a perv no more but said i post just one image as long as she wasn't identifiable

man, she is missed...

mr. inappropriate #4 & #5
10:35PM on February 01, 2010

 just in time to weigh in on Leno Vs. Conan and the movie 'Precious'

doc is drama free
2:48AM on February 01, 2010

...jus' sayin'...so PLEASE keep it away from me

barbie...
5:05AM on December 28, 2009

 she used to know how to make me smirk and smile all at once...

pervin' the mainstream
9:33PM on December 01, 2009

every now and then i like to point out a moment in mainstream entertainment where a bit of perviness leaks thru...today its the 'digital sex cake' scene from MATRIX RELOADED



to prove that all humans are out of control just beneath the surface, the frenchman has a special piece of cake delivered to what he calls an 'obvious bourgeois' woman...





the cake contains code that triggers her erogenous zones without warning, causing her to become aroused...



he states that at first she will be confused and concerned, but that eventually her instinct will say 'fuk it' and just go with the sensations...



and at the end of the code she cums right at the table, nobody but the frenchman and neo any the wiser...



i really liked this scene-despite all the usual matrix 'stoned dorm room' philosophy surrounding it, it does convey a truth i believe in: that beneath the surface we are ALL erotic beings that only sometimes need the slightest of pushes to submit to our urges


so now...who wants a slice of cake? 

if life were as sarcastic as the doc
5:34PM on November 07, 2009

what if everyday items and advertising were as sarcastic and snarky as me? it might look something like this...

seXTy taquilla
11:13PM on October 21, 2009

 just a lil ' experiment...making an image of taq with text

submission II (part a)
7:30PM on September 16, 2009

I will be serializing MOST of my sequel to my graphic novel SUBMISSION here in the blog every few days or so(edit-as soon as i can, dammit! lol). u can find the free preview of part one here







to be continued next week...or month...quit rushin' me

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the pervtwins™ run wild
10:31PM on September 10, 2009

a smattering of images that prove that TaQuilla and doc ARE in fact as insane as u may have expected



thanks to califstyle for the behind the scenes pics

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a doc 'perved' comic
11:05PM on September 04, 2009

 every now and then i like to take something sweet and innocent from the public domain and make it...wrong

sometimes it only takes one word

death of the porn industry
9:25AM on August 26, 2009

have u heard? the porno biz is dying
and apparently we are helping to kill it with free porn



or so we're told by the powers that be in porn valley
of course, the real truth is a bit more complicated...

ALL traditional media is dying
but they always use the wrong word...it's not 'dying'
it's evolving...thanks to the internet

for decades, people were forced to buy $15 CDs to get 2 or 3 good songs
or had to hunt obscure record shops to find non-mainstream music
til the internet

for years, people had to drop up to $50 to take their family to a movie that may or may not suck
til the internet

to even get close to the truth of an issue, u had to buy newspapers from different cities and countries
til the internet

it's a cycle people-the world of entertainment as we know it is changing
and i think, for the better

i observe culture trends...and remember what has come before
the public has always been at the whims of the big media companies
forced to accept whatever price points they have set...regardless of if they were fair or not
and porn was the worst industry of all with this agenda

mainstream porn charged beyond premium prices because they were your only outlet
but not anymore

but just like movies and music, porn pretty much did this to itself
quality decreased but prices didn't
the audience got burned (hm, maybe wrong choice of words for porn lol) over and over again
until they found other options

but porn has another dilemma
US...meaning amateur porn

but WHY is there amateur porn?
could it be because the porn biz got lazy?
started getting in a rut and used the same template over and over

see if this sounds familiar:
kissing-undressing-blowjob-pussyeating-missionary-doggiestyle-cowgirl-reverse cowgirl-anal-cumshot on face

i just described about 90% of all mainstream porn scenes ever made
to regular viewers, this can get mighty boring in an age of choices

and they didn't help by catering to certain body types
and certain ethnic preferences (and stereotypes)

and at the end of the day...the audience knows its not real-it's an illusion of sexuality

amateur porn is (mostly) real
sure there a few 'pros' sprinkled in, but most regular folks who go on cam do so for a very simple reason

they're pervs...and it shows
and that reality makes a difference in the excitement of the viewer

and yes, we know piracy is affecting you...by a minor percentage
just like music, movies and premium cable
study after study shows digital piracy helps quality products...but kills crap

so porno industry...accept this truth:
WE aren't killing u
U are

so take a long hard look in the mirror
accept the choices you made in the past
and look towards the future...and step ya game up

the IDiot #3
11:54PM on August 13, 2009

 

docporno gear now available
7:17AM on July 27, 2009

visit the docporno website to get these pervalicious t-shirts








all less than $11 each - visit the docporno website to get ya pervgear on

the rude dilemma
9:47PM on July 08, 2009

 (if u get offended by this post, u may wish to ask yourself why that is the case)



i'm tired

last time i checked this was an adult site
but i'm starting to realize that adult content doesn't translate to adult mentality

petty beefs, bickering and feuds
blatant misogyny and thinly veiled racism
cliques, elitism and unchecked egotism

as i've said over and over, i didn't care for high school the FIRST time

i can't even cruise the message boards anymore
and i'm not talking about the brawling pit-i know better than to even let that get on my shoes

i'm talking about the producer board
the 'holier than thou/my needs outweigh yours' mentality has infected it

i never cared for 'unofficial hallway monitors'
not talking bout mods, im talking about certain producers
who blame rule-breakers for their inability to convert their work into chips
or those who obviously wish the rainbow coalition of rude had a few less colors
or gender preferences

or this influx of idiots rushing nightly into the pvt lobby chats
spitting thier bile onto the screen
making an already psychologically difficult job even harder

can u imagine if everyday on the job was your first day?
thats what it seems like to all my female pals who work the lobby

the best thing about the internet is that anyone can say anything
the worst thing about the net is that ANYone can say ANYthing

this community has great potential
but a community is only as storng as its weakest links
and boy, we gotta bunch of those

im lucky enough to have no self-esteem issues
and anyone foolish enough to doubt that and attack me has learned the hard way

but this over-arching sense of 'fuk all y'all' that has infected this site is making me less willing to be around as much

and that's truly a shame

statistically, there are over 6 million people on rude
more than enough for us all to do our thing without stepping on anyone else's toes

yet the power to talk shyt without having to face the physical consequences of that has emboldened far too many
and it doesn't look like its gonna stop anytime soon

i've seen some really happy, lovely, wonderful people destroyed by this
and i gotta say...it pisses me off

its childish
its petty
and its inexcusable

it's time to grow up rudies...before the only people left around here REALLY live up to name of this site

where was doc?
10:08PM on June 11, 2009

in vegas

for a wonderful week

with my serenity



we got to cuddle

we got to snuggle

we got to shower, eat and sleep together far away from the rest of the world

and it was absolutely blissful
i am already counting the days until our next encounter

this time was for US...but maybe next time we will let Rude join us on our seductive adventures

but we did make sure to do one thing to share with our freeky rudepals


docporno/eroticserenity headclinic flix coming soon

(and many, MANY kisses for my lovely ES, who made me more comfortable and happy than i had any right to be---MUAH)

the IDiot #2
8:09PM on May 14, 2009

the 2nd installment of my inappropriate comic strip

what's new in doc's lab?
6:25PM on May 06, 2009

a little recap of what's new on docporno's page and hints of things to come...

the docporno remix of the lovely Sexxxxy Angellll


http://www.rude.com/v/hqyvN256BZO/view/sexxxxy-angellll-remixed-by-docporno

an animated videogallery of TaQuilla's first outdoor shoot



http://www.rude.com/v/c4rZpMo9rn8/view/tq-in-the-view-by-docporno

doc and TaQ's wacky adventure on RUDE TV



http://www.rude.com/pg/J9lhFfE8sT8/gallery/docporno-and-taquilla-molest-rudetv-by-docporno

TaQuilla's First Shower Video (shot and edited by docporno)



http://www.rude.com/docporno/flix_watch/F35k7C31FhK/tq-gets-wet-by-docporno

the 2nd technorotica solo video added to my FLIX


http://www.rude.com/docporno/flix_watch/KLrZFQ0pety/technorotica-solo-ii-by-docporno

and a new mega-gallery of TaQuilla remix images added to my PIX



http://www.rude.com/docporno/pix_view/gjdO76H0GPW/technorotic-taquilla-by-docporno

and coming soon...

a video remix for Erotic Serenity


docporno's music CD/DVD combo



SUBMISSION pt. II (in the hotel room)
 

TaQuillaVille is on the way


...and i guess i need to do another group show soon, eh?

expect the unexpected

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