My Blog :: The ORIGINAL DIARY! I still can't believe some dude by the name of Bram Stoker, whoever the fuck that is, stole my idea. I mean, who the hell wants to read a novel based on the diaries of some "weird-O" that lost his ol' lady to a dead dude who came back as a wolf and banged the above mentoned "weird-O's" now ex-ol' ladies dead, but alive when it happenededes beast friend? Uh-huh. Exactly. I can see why that stories never sold any copies, nor has it been turned into a mjor motion picture. Geez. I now give you a shorter, less 'vvvvlooody' version. At least mine will contain more updates...So, LET'S BEGIN...