Who is the Sexiest Woman In the U.S.A.?
6:33PM on October 17, 2011
Bluefield, WV, Two young men are boarding a train to the city of Richmond, VA. One a husky Irish lad who has never been off the mountain and an Italian immigrant man in his thirties. As fate would have it they were sitting beside one another.As the train started the Italian man unfolded his newspaper he had bought before boarding. As it unfolds he lets out a tremendous sigh obviously seeing that days headlines.
" Mama mia! Hey my friend, answer me this a question, capiche? The Irish lad replied " Sure will mister!"
"Who do you think is the sexiest woman in the U.S.A.?"
"Gawrsh mister, I guess I would have to say Marilyn Monroe.
The Italian scoffed and said "I think it is this woman in the headlines....this woman named Virginia PiPillini!!!"
He handed the lad the paper and the headlines read:
200 Men Lay Virginia Pipeline in 7 Days!
Kewl Beans y'all....Enjoy