IF YOU NEVER HAD SEX WITH A BIG GIRL (Poem)
12:28AM on August 13, 2009
IF YOU NEVER HAD SEX WITH A BIG GIRL
If you've never fucked a big girl
I suggest you go out and try it
Pussy so plump would have you out boycotting every diet
Fuck slim fast, fuck Atkins
As a matter of fact they've all got me laughing
See because it's more than baby fat
But I'll take it just like that
Hips so wide you grab them and them mother fuckers grab you right back
With every stroke you feel like you're in Cali
Riding a killer wave
And to have a big girl sit on your face
Your either really strong, naive or mother fucking brave
And see this is where me and my crew will have to agree to disagree
Because I know someone in here is bound to disagree with me
But physically we weren't made to do every and anything
This is not Barnum and Bailey
And no my last name is not ring ling
So let's skip the circus act and fuck the acrobatics
Just insert and start blasting away like a semi automatic
And no you will not hurt me
These big bones will not break
So go ahead and down all the gin-sing and caffeine that you can take
Because I ain't worked out in a minute
And I'm ready to break a sweat
Fuck so long your dick's complaining like
"This bitch ain't cumming yet?"
And I know for some the thought of fucking a fatty
Is like trying to get out of a water bed
You struggle and keep falling back in
So you decide to lay back down instead
But don't you ever think that you fucking me is doing me a favor
I got the kind of pussy you didn't know you fell in love with
Until three skinny bitches later
Just looking at me should put some meat on your bones
And no skinny bitches aren't evil
They've just been fucking up your vision for way to long
I'm not ashamed of my size so you can leave on the fucking lights
No need to hide under sheets and comforters
We can fuck on the bare mattress if you'd like
And you may want to set the AC to 40
Because the bigger the body the greater the heat
So many curves these nooks and crannies
Have you eating English muffins for so many weeks
A fat chick is the type of chick you take home to pops and moms
She's the girl that come a cold winter
You want to be wrapped in them arms
She's the girl trying to cook you a meal
Instead of worrying about her nails and hair
She's the chick the dirty south was about
Before the beach blonde bomb shell landed there
And don't get so caught up in what you think your boys will say
I guarantee them the same niggas trying to get a sample of your shit at the end of the day
And ignore the malnourished bitches yapping all up in your ear
She needs a quick trip to Nigeria because girth equals status there
And see this is not hate it's just an opinion
But of course in my mind it's purely fact and not fiction
You may want me to be wrong
But believe that I'm right
Fuck a fat chick now and that's the kind of chick you'll want to wife.
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