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My Blog :: Just to give you so clue and that is my blogs are like, If we was choppin it up at the Bar and givin you some need to know tools you dig? I don't but shit on blogs just to have shit on blogs. But to give you a mind thinkin on how this puppet pimp by the name of SeasonPimpin got here Church .



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Get Ur Profile BackRound Made
Get Ur Website Banners Made
Adding on to your what you got to make it a Banner
The Menu of Sex Positions 101
GroupShows Videos Teaser whats so Great about it
How to use a Condum 101
The man from Sesame St. Played a Pimp Roscoe Orman
Morgan Freeman really makes this a must-see.,
Safe Sex
The Mack The Movie Review
The Pimp Ho Show The Hogheads Present
Need a Banner made 4 your web site?
Sure has the Hooks and the Looks 4 Sure
The Ism
Still in my Thoughts my Brother
Roastin {My new Group Show} want to Roast
SeasonToon Drops
**I got that Free SHIT for you**®
Modding.. What is it & How can it Help YOU
Looking 2 be a Rude Producer 101
My Fine Buddie
Chat Room Rules

Get Ur Profile BackRound Made
4:53PM on September 28, 2011

I make Profile Back round page for you.  And I will have it link to your Rude page when people check out my page. Here is some of my work and hope to get more. If you like to have one done just hit my Profile Back Round it will link you to my rude mail inbox Subject Profile back round page and ill tell you more about it .













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Ur the Best Daddy

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LOVEEEEE it.. ill deff be needing more from yu!

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Know you already know SP ...5 stars my love

MsCum...
September 29, 2011 (Report It)

Hey Hun those are very nice I will be hitting you up if you don't mind.

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Damn daddy I want one

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Get Ur Website Banners Made
3:31PM on June 21, 2009

This new look banner will have the text flash and your photo flash as well that I make... Looks nice in live house to see hit HERE  My Rude Customs Pic Gram come and get yours done... and if you like hit the banners they will link you..To get yours done HIT HERE!!! let me know what you want it to say in the text and send what photos you want me to work with


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Hi all,
It has come to my attention since I took over for hosting that there are many myths as to how things work on Rude with personal sites etc. SO, in an effort to answer these questions and to cut off endless support issues on them, here is a little FAQ of sorts for it.

1. To have a banner on your house or show you must have an affiliate program, and Rude must sign up for this program. What does this mean?

a. It means that you have a website that charges money to sign up.
b. Your website has an affiliate program of its own, which means that you will pay webmasters 50% or more (generally in the adult world) of any transaction caused by their traffic. So they send someone to your site, that someone signs up and your affiliate (in this case Rude) gets 50%
c. When you sign up with rude, give them the place to go to sign up for the affiliate program. Make sure it goes directly to it.

2. After you send Toni an e-mail or Rude mail she will go to the link you have sent her and sign Rude up for your affiliate program. Once this is done she will turn on the ability for you to have your banner.

3. You MUST HAVE a functioning affiliate program to have a banner on those spots. If you DO NOT KNOW what an affiliate program is, contact your webmaster, your billing, or someone who might know.

4. MEMBER EMBEDS must always be behind a password protected members area.


Thank you, and as always if you need anything feel free to send me a mail. david@rude.com

 





 



















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Hey sweety the banners look cute but the link to my rude page or webpage is not working and here's the links *ADMIN EDIT* http://rude.com/Rainmargi keep in touch margi

Kadi_Did
August 20, 2010 (Report It)

Thank You Soooo Much! XOXOXOXO

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Hey would you make a few banners for me? :)

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hey pimp the banner to promote my rudemate status is hot! thx bb

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i cant front awesome job! im thinking of getting mines done

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I love it!!! IT LOOKs Great!!! You really put in some work on this one thanks a million! I love it!!! Tasha

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yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay I love it!

Caram...
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WOW YOU GOT SOME SERIOUS SKILLZ I LOVE IT ITS HOT HOT HOT !!!!!!

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keep up the good work xoxox

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how much for them

1ssxyazz
June 27, 2009 (Report It)

Ooooo,... I Like!,.. I think I Need That!!! {giggle},.. but,.. For Real!!

sinfu...
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i came and i will holla soon! luv ur work pimpin

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June 22, 2009 (Report It)

wonderful things happen keep it up pimp!

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June 21, 2009 (Report It)

great job pimpin

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thanks season i love it great work and u made it the size for my live house
  
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The Menu of Sex Positions 101
9:32PM on April 17, 2009

The Grand-daddy of all complete lists - if you can't find it here it either doesn't exist, or you should be in the circus! Jokes aside, if you know of one I don't have, make sure to leav a comment so that I can put it on the to-do list, if it isn't there already!
    68 (Hers)
Oral Heaven - focus 100% on her while she simply relaxes - she'll thank you for it! 69 less 68... she owes you one!  

68 (His)
It's her turn to focus 100% on him, while he just soaks up the sensations! 69 less 68... he owes you one!


68 (Sideways)
Laying on your side head-to-toe means you can 'get hit' by all kinds of intimate, sexy oral fun. 




69
Give-as-you-get oral pleasure! It can almost be just too much to take ... if so, be careful not to bite down TOO hard!


69 (Inverted)
More give-as-you-get pleasure, just flipped over so he's on top. Not much movement for her, so watch the periscope depth sailor!


69 (Kneeling) 
Feel like adding a considerable lift to your lay (day)? Try this one - but for the sturdier of back and strong of arm only...



69 (Sideways)
Total comfort and dual oral - who could reasonably ask for more? Lick, suck, rest... lick, suck, rest... you get the idea!


69 (Sitting)
Feel like adding a little lift to your lay (day)? For those who like a challenge but aren't quite up to the Standing or Kneeling oral sex versions.


69 (Standing)
Feeling like adding a really BIG lift to your lay (day)? For the sturdiest of backs and strongest of arm only... steady there Big Boy!


Acrobat
Some balance required - but no high wire! Whether you need a safety net (or not) depends on how high you fly!


Amazon
Go wild... the receiver might need help sustaining the exploration, but will love the trip. No leeches either - bonus!


Amazon (Reverse)
A return trip to the wild side of life... only via a different route! A good job for you that you have a trusty lookout up there.


Arch
Look, here it is... for those givers with no directional sense and who need a little encouragement, a can't miss position!


Arm Chair
Not quite as comfortable as the name implies, a rocking good time none-the-less! Now where did he leave the darn remote...?


Asian Cowgirl
'Giddy-up'... equestrians will be at a definite advantage here! She'll have him taking the fences in no time.


Asian Cowgirl (Reverse)
'Giddy-up' in reverse... for those who like to see where they are cumming from, rather than where they are cumming to!


Atten-hut
This 5-fingered salute is one that is sure to make you stand to attention! You don't want to go off half-cocked... steady now!


Ballerina
Ok-ok ... we know that the slightly arthritic are raising their eyes (rather than their leg) toward heaven, but for those who can-can ... do-do!


Basset Hound
It's a dog's life, "Woof, woof". This one is for those who like to get down with their sex... way down! He's a "Lucky Dog" I say!!


Ben Dover

...and .. groan!! Sex and stretching... a great warm-up if you want to try our Sexercise section!


Bended Knee
A perfect 'proposal' position... who needs a ring? Hey, it's Leap Year and she's on her knees too. Here's your big chance girls!


Bent Spoon
Even if you find the position tough - keep trying... abs of steel for those who persevere!


Bodyguard
The only extra protection you might need is a condom... with the Bodyguard to cover your back you are safe to relax!


Bridge

A Bridge Too Far? Not for those flexible and strong enough to go out there and give it their all for their comrade.


Brute
Giddy-up... in reverse. For those who like to see where they are cumming from, rather than where they are cumming to!


Bulldog
A tip from the canine world... use those haunches for flexible positioning and maximum leverage!


Bumper Cars
For when you can't stand the sight of each other any more - but they are still a really good lay! Just kidding!


Butterfly
Beauty in its simplicity... flying isn't just for the birds - wing your way over the top with this one!


Cowboy
Saddle-up; you could be in for a heck of a ride. Just be a gent and remember to take the spurs off first - ouch!!


Cowgirl
'Saddle-up' - you could be in for a heck of a ride too... she could even leave the spurs on if you really want!!


Cradle
This one is so much fun you will want to take it from the Cradle to the... well, it sure would be a great way to go, wouldn't it?!


Cross
For all you missionaries out there, you might enjoy this one - just don't get hung up on it. It's sooooooooooo comfortable and gives a great view too.


Dancer
You've turned up the heat - now turn up the volume, get down to the beat and get intimate with the Dancer - but mind the toes. Ouch!


Deck Chair
Take it easy in the Deck Chair and go for the G spot with deep penetration - something for both of you..


Deck Chair (Folded)
OK here's a Deck Chair that needs a little more effort from the receiver, and offers more control to giver, but pleasures you both.


Deep Impact
Here's something for the girl who wants her man on his knees, giving all he's got - but no proposal.


Deep Stick
Deep stick - it is what it says on the can... Deep! Any size, any where. Enjoy that long intimate stroke - but go slow for best effect!


Delight

The Delight is delightfully intimate, gentle as the Butterfly, stings like a bee, but sweet as honey.


Doggy Style
To all canine lovers, everybody loves the Doggy - woof woof. You've just got to give it a try.


Doggy Style (Standing)
This one will knock you off your feet if you don't hold on tight. All that thrusting gives a great quad workout. Phew!


Doggy Style (Twisted)
Here's the Doggy most suited to anal sex - if that's your fancy. It's challenging but good fun trying.


Downstroke
Getting to the bottom with Downstroke. Here's something for those who love a challenge. Especially when the reward is infinitely worth the effort.


Drill
Drill to thrill? Yes please  Hold on with your vice like grip for deep penetration and sustained pleasure.


Drive-Thru
Here's a Drive-Thru with a difference ;) Be respectful and don't forget to place your order before you chow down.


Ear Muffs
Ever heard of the three wise monkeys? Here it is, 'See all, hear all and say nothing'. Just enjoy ... the occasional "Mmmmmmm" will suffice




Eve's Ecstasy
Eve's Ecstasy is all about control, stimulation and access. While the performer lays back and chows down.


Forbidden Fruit
A forbidden fruit recommended more than five times a day to keep the doctor away. This is a diet to die for!


Frog Leap
Even if your frog is no prince - he can still service your lily pad from behind, before you over cook those legs.


Fuck Face
Ok - the name might not win any awards for subtlety, but it is what it says on the label - and it sure takes some licking!


Fusion
This variation on the Armchair is not for relaxing, in fact it is so exciting it might just Fuse you both together.


Game's On
Wow.... Game On! Bring it on - it's not intimate but it sure makes for good viewing while dining out.


Head to Toe (Inverted Missionary)
The skill is in the positioning. The pleasure is in the viewing. The added value is the pec workout.


Head to Toe (Missionary)
For those for whom the journey is more important than the destination... "Now I now I left her here somewhere!"


Head to Toe (Spoons)
Included for the sheer belief that almost anything might be possible if you believe in it hard and long enough (puns intended).


Intersextion
Most accidents happen at the intersextion, so make sure you get in to the right lane, unless you want to get rear-ended!!


Jack Hammer
A tool that really rattles your teeth and fills your cavities. Hard work was never so much fun.


Jellyfish
You don't have to go for a swim to get a sting from this Jellyfish! Just enjoy the motion of the ocean.


Jockey
The Jockey is going nowhere fast ... he's here for the whole ride. Giddyup, go easy on the crop!


Jockey (Inverted)
Saddle-sore from the regular Cowboy? Nope, just coming on down to take up a more intimate position. Aw, shucks...


Lap Dance (Reverse Mastery)
All the excitement of the Club - but without others watching you. So many places you can try this without even leaving home.


Leg Glider
For all you high flyers, Gliding is a great way to reach for the sky, catapulting you into the great blue yonder. Strap yourselves in for take-off.


Licking the Flag Pole
You don't want her putting the flag to half-mast after you've finished... show her the colors and your pole might be next!


Lotus
This one is very intimate and sooo relaxing - breath deep and slow, just make sure you don't nod off.


Lotus (Kneeling)
Like the regular Lotus, this one will have you praying enthusiastically for more! Meditate as you copulate.


Lunges
Who needs to go to the gym for a great workout? Have a look at our Sexercise section for more great ideas!


Mastery
Master this one for intimacy, tenderness ... and good old lust! Sweet moments were made for this, so relax and enjoy.


Mastery (Suspended)
When all the tenderness and intimacy of Mastery gets too much, break off for minute and let it all hang out.


Mirror of Pleasure
Reflect on how good this position looks and feels, and you might want to see it happen again and again...


Missionary
Actually nothing to do with Christian Missionaries as this one has been around since ancient times! But it never hurts to pray for more.


Missionary (Inverted)
Again, not a Christian Missionary (upside-down or right-way up) - it's just Women's Lib in action, with the lady on top.


Missionary (Kneeling)
How else would you expect to find a Missionary? No need to pray here - it looks like they have already been answered!


Missionary (Standing)
You might think that from that angle he doesn't have a prayer of penetrating; but miracles CAN happen!


Oral Therapy
A visit to the Shrink was surely never this good! A great example of the Little Head getting the very best treatment.


Pearly Gates
If you are looking for the gates to heaven, you may have found them! Just make sure St. Peter isn't watching, unless of course you want him to...


Peepshow
Peek-a-boo! Come out of the shadows and into the light... do this one right and you'll be taking curtain-calls all night.


Pie in the Sky
Yummy!! Better than Momma's best baking... this one will have you salivating for more - careful with the hot gravy now!


Pile Driver
This one will really rock your socks. Not for the faint of heart or those looking for a 'tender moment'.


Pirate's Bounty
You don't need to have a Treasure Chest to enjoy this one, but it doesn't hurt if you do. He'll just be grateful that you walked his plank.


Prison Guard
Who would want to 'break-out' of this one? Guys - show some restraint here or you may end up in solitary!


Pump
The pump can be a great way to inflate your partner, but make sure have good balance to avoid injuries!


Rear Entry
No - not where the domestic help enters... unless you give 'payment-in-kind'. Surprisingly intimate to say it could be anyone back there!


Riding The Face
Get a secure hold because things can change fast up there... just mind out where you put those crampons.


Rodeo
Ride your bull, or buck your bronco - either way you are in for a ride! The clown can't get in your way - he is underneath you .


Scarf
Guaranteed to warm things up... the Scarf is great for all weathers. No need for hat and gloves though - unless you're outdoors.


Scissors
If you want to be on the cutting-edge of position variety give this one a try. It's different, but not too difficult - a snip really!


Screw
The name says it all. Gyrate those hips and be grateful that this is one thread you can't strip even if you get over-excited.


See-Saw
Don't try this one in the playground - unless you want to get arrested! A nice, smooth action where no-one gets the bumps...


Side Rider
Side Rider is like riding side-saddle; it looks much more comfortable than it is. No wonder she looks like she is getting ready to hop off the bus!


Side to Side
A good transitional position as you try out all the rest, or a great way to take a breather without breaking it off (the action that is!).


Sitting Bull
You might not just say 'How!', but 'Why?'. The how we can explain, the why is up to you ... maybe it's just because you can!


Sockets
Any difficulty in plugging-in will be more than compensated by the buzz and tingle as the friction sets you both alight...


Southern Exposure
Sounds like a version of a drink that will leave you with a REAL Comfort-able 'hang-over'. I'll take mine shaken - not stirred!


Spoons
No - not the kind you eat your cereal with... This position is cozy and comfortable, and it makes a great way to start or finish a day!


Spread Eagle
Help her find those thermals and she can soar with the birds! Follow her lead, don't you get greedy and dive too soon...


Stand and Carry
Remember proper lift technique; straight back and bent legs. Weightlifters, don't get carried away - this isn't the official 'Snatch'.


Suplex
A wrestling move that's sure to blow him over - and he won't tap out to be let back up, but he sure will beg for more!


Teaspoons
A 'compact' form of spoons, teaspoons is an idyllic way to pass the time ... as the Brits would say, "Anyone for Tea?"


The Butler
"You rang?... it's awfully dark out there ma'am, either that or this peephole needs a darn good dusting!


The Plumber
The Plumber's Crack takes on a whole new meaning! Shouldn't he be the one checking out her pipes for leaks?


The Usual
If you are fortunate enough to be able to call this the Usual... all we can say is "You Lucky B*st*rd!"


Throat Swab
"Open wide", but who says "Aaaaaagh" here? Real patient power... playing doctor, but with the patient GIVING the treatment!


Turtle
This should bring even the most shy out of their shell! Slow and steady... sometimes it's the turtle who catches the hare!


Twister
A much more fun variation on the floor game. A great way to REALLY get to know all each other's important little places...


Under the Hood
Calling amateur car mechanics everywhere... this is one time you won't mind losing your dipstick!


Victory
Churchill's famous 'V' takes on a totally new meaning as SHE reaches for the sky! This is the ORIGINAL high-
flying Victory Roll!!


Viennese Oyster
No-one said you have to swallow an oyster for it to be considered an aphrodisiac ... here's an alternative!


Wheelbarrow
With a little imagination (& if he is excited enough) this one could be re-titled the Three-Legged Wheelbarrow Race... :P

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Levit...
November 04, 2011 (Report It)

Mmmmmm most informative!

Baybe...
September 22, 2009 (Report It)

Oh yea I need sum1 to try those wit as well.

Latin...
August 07, 2009 (Report It)

damn i am trying all of these..... thanks pimpin.. chuuch

frisk...
August 07, 2009 (Report It)

dayum i need to find me a man to try all this :) super duper wohoooo fun times :)

Mistr...
August 06, 2009 (Report It)

Damnit I want to try every single one of these positions!! Farrah **

TaQuilla
April 23, 2009 (Report It)

I favorited this one Pimpin'. **winks**

carme...
April 23, 2009 (Report It)

there is some i need to try

phoen...
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This is great, I even CTRL-B'd it!!

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GroupShows Videos Teaser whats so Great about it
12:24AM on April 08, 2009

What is a Video Teaser ladies & Jets? If you know that your about to do a group show post a video teaser up about your show this how for one thats great promotion in what they get. For two for yourself you will know if your cams are working and if there is good lighting and most of all Sound everything is a GO if you will. Now beside the starts that you get and some at most Tips the video when favorite it goes on that person rude page and you can favorite yourself i know I does my best to get it if I'm on. What makes it so bad is when the Producer ask the chatters to favorite there group show and there is no video. How can one favorite the show with out a teaser,  Don't you feel good when sumone favorite your show and it was a fire show and damn no Teaser.  I call it a group show archive. Can the Chuurch say amen? That's all I'm Choppin about. I hope you enjoy this soup Beside having stars your hit what a great look when one favorites your group show... (((Look Out there are Producers looking for Sponsors...)))

Recorded books of Group Show Archive that I favorited that had a teaser to Fav


Check out my Teaser Hit HERE and you can still fav the teaser how cool is that Chuurch

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Carmela
November 08, 2010 (Report It)

true

Levit...
November 08, 2010 (Report It)

Good point xx

Nilou...
November 08, 2010 (Report It)

You're so right

Mizz_...
March 22, 2010 (Report It)

Ok season..i got u..ill try to rmember !!lol

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March 05, 2010 (Report It)

chuurch

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February 20, 2010 (Report It)

yup

lilse...
August 21, 2009 (Report It)

chuuuch!!!!

Tasty...
July 03, 2009 (Report It)

Yep, and even if you don't have time, makeup on whatever when you add your show to the schedule..you can always go back and record the teaser anytime before the show. Though I haven't been able to get the teaser to record when I do Instant Shows..that may be part of the problem :)

Mistr...
July 03, 2009 (Report It)

Me guilty too but its harder doing a teaser for the instant shows which alot of mine have been lately... Kisses, Farrah ** YOUR FETISH QUEEN

sinfu...
June 22, 2009 (Report It)

Amen!

LV_2_...
June 21, 2009 (Report It)

aaammmmeeeennnnn baby

cowgi...
April 10, 2009 (Report It)

thanks for the heads up so when I start to do mine I will have some insite ,, thanks pimpen

carme...
April 08, 2009 (Report It)

ur so right

LOTTA...
April 08, 2009 (Report It)

your right.....lol cant argue with that boo

1ssxyazz
April 08, 2009 (Report It)

Amennn,.. I am guilty, too. lol. I WILL DO BETTER IN THE FUTURE, SIR!!! {giggle}
  
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How to use a Condum 101
3:41AM on April 06, 2009

How to use a condom properly - How to Rip n Roll


1. Don't store condoms in a glove box or in your wallet, condoms hate heat! Also, don't use condoms past the expiration date and don't open condoms with your teeth.

2. If you're using a Latex condom, don't use oil based lubrication such as skin lotions, baby oil, Vaseline® or cold cream - the oil in these products weakens the Latex. Always use water based or latex compatible lubricants with Latex condoms. If you must use oil based lubricants use polyurethane condoms, these are safe to use with oil.

Rip - open the package



When the time has come to cover your Captain (Captains at full attention and ready for battle). "RIP" open your favorite condoms package, being careful not to use your teeth place a few drops of your favorite water based lubricant inside the tip of the condom. Never let your Captain touch your partner before he is securely covered.



Roll - on the protection                             



When you put on the condom, hold the condom by the tip to squeeze out any air. Leave some space at the tip to hold any and all fluids and "ROLL" the rest down to your Captains base.

If your Captain is intact (has a foreskin), put the condom on with the foreskin pushed back. After you have Rolled and are covered, push the foreskin forward (toward the tip). This lets the foreskin move without breaking the condom.

(Optional but recommended) Place more water based lubricant on the outside of the condom. Remember, "Wetter is Better".

If at any time during battle your Captain is ambushed (the condom breaks or comes off), stop immediately and pull out. Wash your Captain and put on a new condom.

After your Captain has won his battle (after intercourse), you should hold the condom at the base and pull out slowly. This should be done while your Captain is still at attention.

Throw away the used condom in the trash, not the toilet. If you choose the toilet they will come back to haunt you some day. Trust me, the last thing you want plugging your plumbing is used condoms!

Never re use condoms, use a new condom every time you have contact.

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The man from Sesame St. Played a Pimp Roscoe Orman
1:16PM on December 31, 2008



Willie Dynamite (Roscoe Orman) is a Manhattan pimp whose life and career are documented in this Blaxploitation flick. Willie makes it to the top of his precarious profession, only to hit rock bottom again in record time. In her last movie role, Diana Sands plays an ex-hooker who becomes a social worker. She tries to get Willie to clean up his act before it's too late.




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TaQuilla
February 20, 2009 (Report It)

Ols Willy Dynamite! kewl

MrGra...
February 20, 2009 (Report It)

"You gots to have vis-ion Will-ie." Had to be one of the greatest quotes in that movie. Who'd think years later, he'd be on Sesame Street? Now, that's acting for your ass.

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Good shit...

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love it .....kisses

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Morgan Freeman really makes this a must-see.,
8:40PM on December 23, 2008



The late Christopher Reeve stars as Jonathan Fisher, an investigative reporter who tries to tackle the story of a pimp's day-to-day life. Caving in to the pressure of an impending deadline, he comes up with a fictional story. The unfortunate side effect of this fabrication is that the assistant district attorney (Jay Patterson) is convinced that he's telling the story of a real-life pimp, "Fast Black" (Morgan Freeman, in his breakout, Academy Award-nominated performance), who's being prosecuted for murder.

The Cannon Group made its fair share of entertaining thrillers, and action, horror, and sci-fi movies during the 1980's, but this has to stand as one of their more interesting efforts. It's a pretty good story (written by David Freeman), consistently entertaining and easy to watch. Ultimately, it does a good job of portraying a seamy side of life, while contrasting that with the kind of high society that wouldn't ordinarily connect with it. And the fact that Fisher is not so different from "Fast Black" certainly comes across; the movie does have something to say about the way that certain types in the news business conduct themselves, and the potential repercussions of their actions.


I think that Reeve does a decent enough job in the lead, although it's definitely true that his co-stars fare much better. Kathy Baker is wonderfully appealing (and sexy) as Punchy, one of "Fast Black"'s girls; she shines in all of her scenes, especially when she's relating to Fisher the comedic account of her first ever trick. But Freeman emerges as the real star of the movie. In a role far removed from the calm, authoritative, and wise persona that has been his stock in trade in the years since, he shows his true range, portraying a cunning, ruthless and also intelligent criminal who can come off as genial and welcoming and then turn on a dime and reveal the ugly side lying underneath the smooth exterior.

Mimi Rogers, Andre Gregory, Anna Maria Horsford, and Erik King co-star, with each of them delivering good performances as well.

"Street Smart" is a solid movie with a good premise and presentation, enjoyable soundtrack, and some mighty fine moments, especially one involving Freeman, Baker, and a pair of scissors.

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awww shit

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December 26, 2008 (Report It)

its a blockbuster night

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December 24, 2008 (Report It)

I will check it out --- Happy Holidays to you. BIG HUG! (I posted a free xmas vid and free pics on my Rude page)
  
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The Pimp Ho Show The Hogheads Present
3:02PM on December 12, 2008

Pimp Family  P- Funk

Yes buy the DVD

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Sure has the Hooks and the Looks 4 Sure
7:59PM on November 26, 2008



I call this PICTURE: I C U & U C ME!!!

While sitting here bullshitting with you, It brings memories of a bitch I once knew. While passing through your way on your page, I met this whore who looked like the best. I was drinking my Hennessy feeling real fine, When I came across this whore with a brand new line. I was sitting in the chat staring into my laptop, When she walk up to the webcam with heavenly grace. She was a stomp down mud kicker with Kelsey hair, Jive ass bitch but her face was fair. Now she moved to the side to play her MP3 she was movin and grovin I'm lookin for my que , So I asked for a light request may I have a dance with you? She turned and gave me a deadly glance And said, I'm sorry, but you don't have a chance. I said, I didn't mean to step on your toes, But I thought you was one of them downtown whores. A little consolation I thought we might share, As we lounge around with a few moments to spare. She said, A little consolation
there you're right, Cause when I'm finished with you, you won't be in sight. Why, here on top of your bed with not me on it. Talking that shit a little consolation you can use. Why you look as though you've been smoking pot. Come over to the window and peep what I've got. You think you look slick in the jive ass clothes, But you can't bullshit me I'm a real stand up whore. I'm known from net to net and the way I beat chumps like you it's a goddamn shame. I beat tricks like you every day, Beat'em for their clothes, their watches, their pay. Ill beat you for your bankroll and your wardrobe too, And I'd beat you for your straw, but all suckers don't chew. I could take you to my pad and give you the pipe of Gable. You blink your eyes and I'll have your tongue on my navel. And if anyone ask you who put you down, Tell them Sweet to your ear from across the way. I said, Hold on sweetheart, with that jive ass shit, Cause it takes more than that to make a hit. I'm SeasonPimpin, the only puppet in the field, The man you girls need and the master at the wheel. Sometimes I'm known as Ginger Sweet, Sweet Dick Daddy, sporting women's treat. Pussy getter, backbone splitter. Many a whore holler cause it wouldn't fit her. Wine and whisky taster, downtown money waster, Back binder booty grinder, baby maker, whores money taker know to send a whore to the undertaker. A young whore like you, shaking that thing, Thinks a man like me is everything. I'll take a bitch like you who thinks she smart And make her shovel shit in a farmer's backyard. If it had been the time now like it was in the past, I'd have put my Stetsons in your fucking ass.

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The Ism
11:27AM on November 25, 2008

         
      
          

"Purse first, ass last" is the motto of pimpin', the very foundation on which pimpin' is built. What separates a pimp from a trick is that a pimp completely flips the game. A trick pays a ho for the pussy, but a ho doesn't get to fuck a pimp until she pays him. A ho has got to put it in a pimp's pocket like a rocket before pimpin' can begin. It's not about a pimp breaking a ho, it's about a ho breaking herself. Violating this first law will guarantee a pimp a career of troubles and stress. If a woman can try you before she buy you, then, as B.B. King says, "The thrill is gone."

In life what is expensive seems valuable, and what's available for free seems worthless. You've heard that no one buys the cow when the milk is free, but what they didn't tell you is that after a while, no one even wants that free milk. To be valued, the key is not to give, but to receive -- the more, the better. You don't want to "earn" your price, you want to "cost" it. This is the psychology behind the whole game: anything worth having, you must pay for up front.







Copyright ©  by A Pimps Code .

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**I got that Free SHIT for you**®
11:48PM on September 29, 2008


Just stepping in to put some season on my blog. And that is, it's always the free mother fuckers that have something to say all the damn time. And I most say that they are on there job like you're on your job. Let the Haters Hate in a long run. Your job is on the right track and don't let the haters derail your ride of things. Move straight ahead. Let's give them a comment on there page and
.There shouldn't be know doubt SeasonPimpin CHUUCH...

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to hell with ur haters pimp!!
  
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Modding.. What is it & How can it Help YOU
11:41AM on September 22, 2008


What is a Mod?

A Moderator helps out in the chat rooms. There are two kinds of moderators. The green two or one what ever one you choose to mod, which are house appointed moderators and the reds, which are Rude appointed moderators.



What are their jobs?
The Green mods job is to ensure that the chat is running smoothly by insuring that the chatters know the chat rules and that they are following the rules. They also should have a few basic links, to help answer commonly asked questions (anything about the house quest). If you are a Green mod  your House owner or performer should give you a list of House or Group Show Rules and macros. (you gotta be a producer to check that out) The is a need for Green Mods click here... Kenny just added a way where if you need a green mod when you are in a show or in your live house there is a way to do that just by hitting a macro hit here to see it

The Reds job is to ensure that the House Owner/ Performers and Green mod or mods are following the Rude official rules. Need a list of those..  Rude rules: No Requests, No Directing. No typing in all caps. Don't spam or flood chat. Be Polite and Respectful at all times. Enjoy.

The reds are not limited to just one house, they watch all houses and group shows. Their job is NOT to mod the room. Their  job is NOT to post vote now or don't forget to tip (that would be green mods job to promote the girl/guy and if it is a sponsor show to get people to click the banners.) Reds are impartial people.





**P.S ** Just to let you know House owner or performer when in your group show and a red mod does check in ask that reds to check your show in Or just say TY for checking in reds..(The reason why is that, your show will count and will add up  in a long run when your record of many shows that you as a House owner or performer done when looking for a sponsor.) If you found this information great  to know leave a comment and rate Click them stars always appreciated TY.....when being a Mod we do not get paid for it so if you ever wanted to Thank a Mod here is the Link http://www2.rude.com/main/account/thank_a_mod  

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Pop_m...
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awesome blog babes

likno...
February 17, 2012 (Report It)

great blog

Fanta...
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In the htree years we have been around I could always count you for help!!!!! You r the man!!!! Just keep being u

Choco...
November 13, 2011 (Report It)

My bb Season always lending a good hand ty so much for the help very good blog muah :)

phatty
November 27, 2010 (Report It)

wow thanks i really learned a lot from reading ur block thanks,

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u know I learned something... ty seasonpimpin Illuminating the mod situation... outstanding !!! lol I dowonder what the other macros r...I don't have a big problem findinggreen mods...not that they rgoing to do what i need... I don't know how to post all those blurbs (please click stars, check out this producer, yatta, yatta, yatta... Iknow the star one, that's it...) I try to b helpful... I'd like to competently mod for people when I can... You know I will cum harrass u if ever i need u... thankyou love... Smooches, Nilou Achtland

KN-COLE
April 02, 2010 (Report It)

Thank you for this information.

Rainm...
March 16, 2010 (Report It)

hello jus curious how does this work holla @ me xoxo margi

Sensu...
March 07, 2010 (Report It)

thanks for the info. Hope you post more.

MISS_...
March 04, 2010 (Report It)

kudos for this blog....pinpin since been pimpin...chuuurch

shesa...
March 04, 2010 (Report It)

very helpful

fanta...
August 18, 2009 (Report It)

Very good read. I found some of that out by reading around RUDE. Reading is essential...LOL! Anyways...Thanks Season for putting the link in an easy to use email!

frisk...
August 07, 2009 (Report It)

thanks for explaining things ... can i sit in ur lap and you whisper in my ear sweet nonsense :P

Sexib...
June 10, 2009 (Report It)

Thanx bb for the helpful information. kisses

sinfu...
May 30, 2009 (Report It)

you my puppet crush and u know i always value ur info. get that shit yall. church!

TZLIL...
May 25, 2009 (Report It)

Thanx great info....Stay Pimpin!

2xthe...
May 02, 2009 (Report It)

Ty season pimpin this was helpful I hope to hear from you soon! muah much love

mixed...
April 21, 2009 (Report It)

thanks this was helpful

Kindl...
December 07, 2008 (Report It)

good reading ty

fanta...
December 03, 2008 (Report It)

awesome

lilse...
November 21, 2008 (Report It)

its funny you have a polyester brain but know more than most people on here that "know it all" lol Chuuch!!!

MsHon...
November 19, 2008 (Report It)

Ty 4 tha info

putda...
October 26, 2008 (Report It)

very good info bro

erlove26
October 20, 2008 (Report It)

thanku bb

lickm...
October 04, 2008 (Report It)

ty u 4 the help

yourd...
September 29, 2008 (Report It)

Excellent info babes...

lilse...
September 29, 2008 (Report It)

Chuuuuch!!!!!

bigch...
September 29, 2008 (Report It)

This is very good information. Thanks pimpin'! *dapz* big ups to eatup for referring me to this.

CoCo_...
September 29, 2008 (Report It)

I do love how even as a puppet you know your stuff. Thanks so very much for taking out the time to inform us all.

TaQuilla
September 28, 2008 (Report It)

Very informative!

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September 28, 2008 (Report It)

ohh i didn't know. Good to know good blog pimpin muahzzz
  
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