The Menu of Sex Positions 101
9:32PM on April 17, 2009
The Grand-daddy of all complete lists - if you can't find it here it either doesn't exist, or you should be in the circus! Jokes aside, if you know of one I don't have, make sure to leav a comment so that I can put it on the to-do list, if it isn't there already!
Oral Heaven - focus 100% on her while she simply relaxes - she'll thank you for it! 69 less 68... she owes you one!
It's her turn to focus 100% on him, while he just soaks up the sensations! 69 less 68... he owes you one!
Laying on your side head-to-toe means you can 'get hit' by all kinds of intimate, sexy oral fun.
Give-as-you-get oral pleasure! It can almost be just too much to take ... if so, be careful not to bite down TOO hard!
More give-as-you-get pleasure, just flipped over so he's on top. Not much movement for her, so watch the periscope depth sailor!
Feel like adding a considerable lift to your lay (day)? Try this one - but for the sturdier of back and strong of arm only...
Total comfort and dual oral - who could reasonably ask for more? Lick, suck, rest... lick, suck, rest... you get the idea!
Feel like adding a little lift to your lay (day)? For those who like a challenge but aren't quite up to the Standing or Kneeling oral sex versions.
Feeling like adding a really BIG lift to your lay (day)? For the sturdiest of backs and strongest of arm only... steady there Big Boy!
Some balance required - but no high wire! Whether you need a safety net (or not) depends on how high you fly!
Go wild... the receiver might need help sustaining the exploration, but will love the trip. No leeches either - bonus!
A return trip to the wild side of life... only via a different route! A good job for you that you have a trusty lookout up there.
Look, here it is... for those givers with no directional sense and who need a little encouragement, a can't miss position!
Not quite as comfortable as the name implies, a rocking good time none-the-less! Now where did he leave the darn remote...?
'Giddy-up'... equestrians will be at a definite advantage here! She'll have him taking the fences in no time.
Asian Cowgirl (Reverse)
'Giddy-up' in reverse... for those who like to see where they are cumming from, rather than where they are cumming to!
This 5-fingered salute is one that is sure to make you stand to attention! You don't want to go off half-cocked... steady now!
Ok-ok ... we know that the slightly arthritic are raising their eyes (rather than their leg) toward heaven, but for those who can-can ... do-do!
It's a dog's life, "Woof, woof". This one is for those who like to get down with their sex... way down! He's a "Lucky Dog" I say!!
...and .. groan!! Sex and stretching... a great warm-up if you want to try our Sexercise section!
A perfect 'proposal' position... who needs a ring? Hey, it's Leap Year and she's on her knees too. Here's your big chance girls!
Even if you find the position tough - keep trying... abs of steel for those who persevere!
The only extra protection you might need is a condom... with the Bodyguard to cover your back you are safe to relax!
A Bridge Too Far? Not for those flexible and strong enough to go out there and give it their all for their comrade.
Giddy-up... in reverse. For those who like to see where they are cumming from, rather than where they are cumming to!
A tip from the canine world... use those haunches for flexible positioning and maximum leverage!
For when you can't stand the sight of each other any more - but they are still a really good lay! Just kidding!
Beauty in its simplicity... flying isn't just for the birds - wing your way over the top with this one!
Saddle-up; you could be in for a heck of a ride. Just be a gent and remember to take the spurs off first - ouch!!
'Saddle-up' - you could be in for a heck of a ride too... she could even leave the spurs on if you really want!!
This one is so much fun you will want to take it from the Cradle to the... well, it sure would be a great way to go, wouldn't it?!
For all you missionaries out there, you might enjoy this one - just don't get hung up on it. It's sooooooooooo comfortable and gives a great view too.
You've turned up the heat - now turn up the volume, get down to the beat and get intimate with the Dancer - but mind the toes. Ouch!
Take it easy in the Deck Chair and go for the G spot with deep penetration - something for both of you..
Deck Chair (Folded)
OK here's a Deck Chair that needs a little more effort from the receiver, and offers more control to giver, but pleasures you both.
Here's something for the girl who wants her man on his knees, giving all he's got - but no proposal.
Deep stick - it is what it says on the can... Deep! Any size, any where. Enjoy that long intimate stroke - but go slow for best effect!
The Delight is delightfully intimate, gentle as the Butterfly, stings like a bee, but sweet as honey.
To all canine lovers, everybody loves the Doggy - woof woof. You've just got to give it a try.
Doggy Style (Standing)
This one will knock you off your feet if you don't hold on tight. All that thrusting gives a great quad workout. Phew!
Doggy Style (Twisted)
Here's the Doggy most suited to anal sex - if that's your fancy. It's challenging but good fun trying.
Getting to the bottom with Downstroke. Here's something for those who love a challenge. Especially when the reward is infinitely worth the effort.
Drill to thrill? Yes please Hold on with your vice like grip for deep penetration and sustained pleasure.
Here's a Drive-Thru with a difference ;) Be respectful and don't forget to place your order before you chow down.
Ever heard of the three wise monkeys? Here it is, 'See all, hear all and say nothing'. Just enjoy ... the occasional "Mmmmmmm" will suffice
Eve's Ecstasy is all about control, stimulation and access. While the performer lays back and chows down.
A forbidden fruit recommended more than five times a day to keep the doctor away. This is a diet to die for!
Even if your frog is no prince - he can still service your lily pad from behind, before you over cook those legs.
Ok - the name might not win any awards for subtlety, but it is what it says on the label - and it sure takes some licking!
This variation on the Armchair is not for relaxing, in fact it is so exciting it might just Fuse you both together.
Wow.... Game On! Bring it on - it's not intimate but it sure makes for good viewing while dining out.
Head to Toe (Inverted Missionary)
The skill is in the positioning. The pleasure is in the viewing. The added value is the pec workout.
Head to Toe (Missionary)
For those for whom the journey is more important than the destination... "Now I now I left her here somewhere!"
Head to Toe (Spoons)
Included for the sheer belief that almost anything might be possible if you believe in it hard and long enough (puns intended).
Most accidents happen at the intersextion, so make sure you get in to the right lane, unless you want to get rear-ended!!
A tool that really rattles your teeth and fills your cavities. Hard work was never so much fun.
You don't have to go for a swim to get a sting from this Jellyfish! Just enjoy the motion of the ocean.
The Jockey is going nowhere fast ... he's here for the whole ride. Giddyup, go easy on the crop!
Saddle-sore from the regular Cowboy? Nope, just coming on down to take up a more intimate position. Aw, shucks...
Lap Dance (Reverse Mastery)
All the excitement of the Club - but without others watching you. So many places you can try this without even leaving home.
For all you high flyers, Gliding is a great way to reach for the sky, catapulting you into the great blue yonder. Strap yourselves in for take-off.
Licking the Flag Pole
You don't want her putting the flag to half-mast after you've finished... show her the colors and your pole might be next!
This one is very intimate and sooo relaxing - breath deep and slow, just make sure you don't nod off.
Like the regular Lotus, this one will have you praying enthusiastically for more! Meditate as you copulate.
Who needs to go to the gym for a great workout? Have a look at our Sexercise section for more great ideas!
Master this one for intimacy, tenderness ... and good old lust! Sweet moments were made for this, so relax and enjoy.
When all the tenderness and intimacy of Mastery gets too much, break off for minute and let it all hang out.
Mirror of Pleasure
Reflect on how good this position looks and feels, and you might want to see it happen again and again...
Actually nothing to do with Christian Missionaries as this one has been around since ancient times! But it never hurts to pray for more.
Again, not a Christian Missionary (upside-down or right-way up) - it's just Women's Lib in action, with the lady on top.
How else would you expect to find a Missionary? No need to pray here - it looks like they have already been answered!
You might think that from that angle he doesn't have a prayer of penetrating; but miracles CAN happen!
A visit to the Shrink was surely never this good! A great example of the Little Head getting the very best treatment.
If you are looking for the gates to heaven, you may have found them! Just make sure St. Peter isn't watching, unless of course you want him to...
Peek-a-boo! Come out of the shadows and into the light... do this one right and you'll be taking curtain-calls all night.
Pie in the Sky
Yummy!! Better than Momma's best baking... this one will have you salivating for more - careful with the hot gravy now!
This one will really rock your socks. Not for the faint of heart or those looking for a 'tender moment'.
You don't need to have a Treasure Chest to enjoy this one, but it doesn't hurt if you do. He'll just be grateful that you walked his plank.
Who would want to 'break-out' of this one? Guys - show some restraint here or you may end up in solitary!
The pump can be a great way to inflate your partner, but make sure have good balance to avoid injuries!
No - not where the domestic help enters... unless you give 'payment-in-kind'. Surprisingly intimate to say it could be anyone back there!
Riding The Face
Get a secure hold because things can change fast up there... just mind out where you put those crampons.
Ride your bull, or buck your bronco - either way you are in for a ride! The clown can't get in your way - he is underneath you .
Guaranteed to warm things up... the Scarf is great for all weathers. No need for hat and gloves though - unless you're outdoors.
If you want to be on the cutting-edge of position variety give this one a try. It's different, but not too difficult - a snip really!
The name says it all. Gyrate those hips and be grateful that this is one thread you can't strip even if you get over-excited.
Don't try this one in the playground - unless you want to get arrested! A nice, smooth action where no-one gets the bumps...
Side Rider is like riding side-saddle; it looks much more comfortable than it is. No wonder she looks like she is getting ready to hop off the bus!
Side to Side
A good transitional position as you try out all the rest, or a great way to take a breather without breaking it off (the action that is!).
You might not just say 'How!', but 'Why?'. The how we can explain, the why is up to you ... maybe it's just because you can!
Any difficulty in plugging-in will be more than compensated by the buzz and tingle as the friction sets you both alight...
Sounds like a version of a drink that will leave you with a REAL Comfort-able 'hang-over'. I'll take mine shaken - not stirred!
No - not the kind you eat your cereal with... This position is cozy and comfortable, and it makes a great way to start or finish a day!
Help her find those thermals and she can soar with the birds! Follow her lead, don't you get greedy and dive too soon...
Stand and Carry
Remember proper lift technique; straight back and bent legs. Weightlifters, don't get carried away - this isn't the official 'Snatch'.
A wrestling move that's sure to blow him over - and he won't tap out to be let back up, but he sure will beg for more!
A 'compact' form of spoons, teaspoons is an idyllic way to pass the time ... as the Brits would say, "Anyone for Tea?"
"You rang?... it's awfully dark out there ma'am, either that or this peephole needs a darn good dusting!
The Plumber's Crack takes on a whole new meaning! Shouldn't he be the one checking out her pipes for leaks?
If you are fortunate enough to be able to call this the Usual... all we can say is "You Lucky B*st*rd!"
"Open wide", but who says "Aaaaaagh" here? Real patient power... playing doctor, but with the patient GIVING the treatment!
This should bring even the most shy out of their shell! Slow and steady... sometimes it's the turtle who catches the hare!
A much more fun variation on the floor game. A great way to REALLY get to know all each other's important little places...
Under the Hood
Calling amateur car mechanics everywhere... this is one time you won't mind losing your dipstick!
Churchill's famous 'V' takes on a totally new meaning as SHE reaches for the sky! This is the ORIGINAL high-flying Victory Roll!!
No-one said you have to swallow an oyster for it to be considered an aphrodisiac ... here's an alternative!
With a little imagination (& if he is excited enough) this one could be re-titled the Three-Legged Wheelbarrow Race... :P