My Blog :: Thanks to all of you who have visited my page, watched my video clips, purchased my videos, custom vids, tipped my livehouse Just left me lovely comments, voted, helped with my shows !!! All that great stuff !!! If you love my ass as much as I do, lol, stay tuned, there's more to love !!! I'm always looking for hotness to help with my videos, so, by all means, cum & talk 2 me... I usually have either jokes or some serious questions... hopefully something to make you smile & think... don't forget to vote & comment !!! Smooches, Nilou Achtland

Giving Yourself To Her
1:34PM on October 04, 2012

Women love a big strong man who can sweep them off their feet and carry them into the sunset -- but you may be surprised to learn that one of the top female sex fantasies is to have that same big strong man begging for sexual release in the bedroom. The entire scenario revolves around you worshipping her body and begging for her attention. Why? She gets to be in control while enjoying total devotion from her man in the process. What more could she want?

Kitten Lover's
7:39PM on September 09, 2012

Heyyy girls 

Firstly...DON'T send me a Friend Request, this isn't Facebook. Send me a message if you're interested. I no longer respond to friend requests and just delete them. They are annoying. If you want to talk, message me.

I LOOVVVEEE sex and I'm here for hookups  and maybe more if you're good  But if we are gonna hookup you're gonna have to convince me you are sexy  How? Use your imagination and get creative 

Yes I trade pics. But you have to earn them  And no I don't send first. I also loveeee getting videos 

I might even be willing to try a 3-some or more if the right girls ask.

Letsssss see.....what else? Oh. I have a webcam but sorry I don't Skype .

I'm a boobs girl  I lovelovelove them. The bigger the better (usually). Naturals are the best.but fake are good too sometimes. But my love for boobs doesn't mean I don't like a chicka with a sexy ass bc that's hotttt 

If you wanna know more just ask! If you're worth it I'll make time for you..... licks & kisses !!!!

Welcome Back Original Rude Lobby !!!
4:24PM on August 13, 2012

Hello all !!! Did you know the Original Rude Lobby is back ???

I promise, I was there this morning !!!

http://www.rude.com/NilouAchtland?myprivate

Just so happens I do frequent the New Rude Lobby...

http://cams.com/BitchGoddess?fromsearch=1

I hope to see you either way & hopefully  bring you into my fun fucky fucky world !!!

In the meantime...

http://www.rude.com/NilouAchtland/live_private_archives

See ya tonight !!!

Smooches,
Nilou Achtland

Sex Joke #28
10:15AM on August 07, 2012

How can you tell which is the head nurse?
She's the one with the dirty knees.

Sex Joke #27
10:14AM on August 07, 2012

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"

Sex Joke #26
10:13AM on August 07, 2012

How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
Call her and tell her

Sex Joke #25
10:10AM on August 07, 2012

How do you know if you have a high sperm count ?
If she has to chew before she can swallow.

Sex Joke #24
10:08AM on August 07, 2012

What did the penis say to the condom?
Cover me im going in!  

The Stiletto club
4:02PM on August 02, 2012

3 women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stiletto's and mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet again...

The engaged girlfriend: 'when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He saw me he said: 'you are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we made love all night long!

The mistress: Ah! Me too, I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the same thing but under a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat, he did not say anything, but we had wild sex all night!

The married one: 'Well I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes...my husband comes back from work, opens the door and says:

'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?

My Advice To Women About Your Average Guy #14
1:19PM on July 23, 2012

Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

My Advice To Women About Your Average Guy #13
1:17PM on July 23, 2012

Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.

My Advice To Women About Your Average Guy #12
1:16PM on July 23, 2012

Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

My Advice To Women About Your Average Guy #11
1:15PM on July 23, 2012

Sometimes guys are not thinking about you. Really , so live with it.

My Advice To Women About Your Average Guy #10
1:13PM on July 23, 2012

Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if they can find the perfect present yet again!

My Advice To Women About Your Average Guy #9
1:11PM on July 23, 2012

Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear guys griping about you leaving it down.

My Advice To Women About Your Average Guy #8
1:09PM on July 23, 2012

When the waiter asks if everything's okay, a simple 'Yes' is fine.

My Advice To Women About Your Average Guy #7
1:08PM on July 23, 2012

The quarterback who just got pummeled isn't trying to be brave. He's just not crying. Big difference!

My Advice To Women About Your Average Guy #6
1:07PM on July 23, 2012

Don't feel compelled to tell them how all the people in your stories are related to one another: They're just nodding, waiting for the punchline or to ask you when can they fuck you .

My Advice To Women About Your Average Guy #5
1:04PM on July 23, 2012

Please don't drive when you're not driving.

My Advice To Women About Your Average Guy #4
1:03PM on July 23, 2012

Whenever possible please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials.