It's funny cause it's true !!!
4:19PM on May 21, 2013
Q: What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer & a pregnant girl have in common? A: In each scenario there was a DUMBASS who didn't take it out in time.
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Poultry theories... lol
4:18PM on May 21, 2013
A chicken is the result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of a standing cock.
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Making what ?
4:16PM on May 21, 2013
Boy sees his mom and dad having sex! Dad says "were making you a brother" Boy replies " do her doggy style I rather have a puppy".
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Late advice...
4:15PM on May 21, 2013
A dad tell his son "Stop masterbating! if you do it too long you will go blind." The son replied "Dad, I'm over here"
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A round of applause !!!
4:09PM on May 21, 2013
Q: What do you call it when a guy cums in his hands, then claps? A: a baby shower!
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hungry or horny ?
4:07PM on May 21, 2013
Q: Whats the difference between being hungry and horny? A: Where you put the cucumber.
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Bike
4:06PM on May 21, 2013
Q: Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike? A: You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.
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Nuts, cohones...
4:05PM on May 21, 2013
Q: What did the left nut say to the right nut? A: Donīt talk to the guy in the middle, heīs a dick.
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100 million sperm/ 1 job
4:03PM on May 21, 2013
Q: Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize an egg? A: Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
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washing machines...
4:02PM on May 21, 2013
Q: What is the difference between women and a washing machine? A: The washing machine doesnt follow you around for two weeks after you put a load into it
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Good ole doc... lol
3:58PM on May 21, 2013
A man goes to the doctor suffering from premature ejaculation. "Can you do anything to help me, Doc?" said the man. "No, but I can give you the address of a woman who has a short attention span" replied the doctor.
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Sex & games
3:57PM on May 21, 2013
Q: Why is sex like a game of bridge? A: You either need a good partner or a good hand.
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Fun Spread
3:55PM on May 21, 2013
Q: Did you hear about the spread that lost its virginity? A: It got marmalaid
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Gross & funny...
3:54PM on May 21, 2013
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: He wiped his ass
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Condoms...
3:52PM on May 21, 2013
Q: What do you do with a years worth of used condoms? A: Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear.
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uuuummmm, telephone pole... lol
3:49PM on May 21, 2013
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole? A: a 10 foot cock that wants to touch someone.
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car insurance
3:46PM on May 21, 2013
Q: Why do men pay more for car insurance? A: Women don't get blowjobs while they're driving.
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Smallest Hotel
3:43PM on May 21, 2013
Q: What's the smallest hotel in the world? A: a pussy, because you have to leave the bags outside.
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uuuggghhh, employees... lol
3:41PM on May 21, 2013
Q: What do a good employee and a lousy lover have in common? A: They're always coming early.
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Mmmm, hard & pink...
3:37PM on May 21, 2013
Q: What is hard and pink when it goes in and soft and wet when it comes out? A: Bubblegum you dirty minded pervert!
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