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My Blog :: Thanks to all of you who have visited my page, watched my video clips, purchased my videos, custom vids, tipped my livehouse Just left me lovely comments, voted, helped with my shows !!! All that great stuff !!! If you love my ass as much as I do, lol, stay tuned, there's more to love !!! I'm always looking for hotness to help with my videos, so, by all means, cum & talk 2 me... I usually have either jokes or some serious questions... hopefully something to make you smile & think... don't forget to vote & comment !!! Smooches, Nilou Achtland



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It's funny cause it's true !!!
Poultry theories... lol
Making what ?
Late advice...
A round of applause !!!
hungry or horny ?
Bike
Nuts, cohones...
100 million sperm/ 1 job
washing machines...
Good ole doc... lol
Sex & games
Fun Spread
Gross & funny...
Condoms...
uuuummmm, telephone pole... lol
car insurance
Smallest Hotel
uuuggghhh, employees... lol
Mmmm, hard & pink...
bad but funny...
Dreaded words
Oxygen
Fresh air
Sounds about right, lol
Light or Hard
Cute & funny...
Loud & Annoying ?
Virgins & waterbeds
Always leave'm wanting more, air... lol

We know women settle...
9:37AM on February 18, 2010

I feel like people & circumstances & other women force you to settle  (unless you have $$$) then they will empower you... tell you that you deserve to be happy, that the fact you have children doesn't mean you don't deserve a life...

Damned empowered women, refuse to stay married & take shit off men !!! Now the divorce rate is through the roof... Guess, all the Popes' speaches are falling on deaf ears... or are all the perfect Catholic husbands gay...

Men... do you settle ??? Or do you only stop looking for your one & only when you're almost dead ??? That was my question...

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February 19, 2010 (Report It)

im still lookin my own self, so i dont know
  
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Do we only get one ???
9:16AM on February 18, 2010

Love of my life, life partner etc...

I have to think you have a couple of options... maybe not a huge window, but not just a narrow sliver either...

think of sperm... You only need one, but you have millions... it's survival of the fittest... kinda harsh, ironic & cruel... maybe it's the same with your love life... you leave thousands crushed & defeated... then you finally grow old & die with one ???

Are you depressed yet ??? lol

I was tring to look at the glass half full... I have to believe we hav a couple of perfect candidates, some workable candidates & some that you will try, but should stay the hell away from... If you're anything like me, you'll find the latter, start the next apocalypse... then disappear... struggle not to repeat your last stupidity...

Thing is... I usually listen to my head, listen to my heart when I can... Kinda pragmatic... But I find myself looking for a distraction till my next opportunity... What about you ???

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turbo...
February 19, 2010 (Report It)

i simply want to manwhore to the women on rude
  
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Do you think...
9:02AM on February 18, 2010

our lives are pre-planned & we're just along for the ride...

we get a couple of options, chances to shape the outcome...

or do you think everything is a totally nonsensically random event ???

Yeah kinda deep question (weird enough, I woke up in a minute w/o the aid of stimulants, figured I'd utilize it... lol)

If you think there is no way to affect the outcome, then it makes sense that you wouldn't look for a cheat....

Anyway.. Something else to think about...

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turbo...
February 19, 2010 (Report It)

i may be in school but who knows if my life goin somewhere good or not
  
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guys, what would you do...
9:42PM on February 13, 2010

  If you woke up with a vagina, but you'd only have it for a day ???

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turbo...
February 14, 2010 (Report It)

c how many women i can eat n vice versa

detro...
February 13, 2010 (Report It)

Straight up I'd get a dildo and make myself cum....I'd like to see how it feels for a woman to cum,
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Ladies, what would you do...
9:41PM on February 13, 2010

 If you woke up with a penis, but you would only have it for a day ???

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February 14, 2010 (Report It)

I'd probably gooutside & find something to poke, just to see how it feels, lol
  
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what is the most...
9:40PM on February 13, 2010

 romantic thing a lover has ever done for you on Valentine's day ???

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Game Girl : Mistress Nilou Achtland
8:41AM on February 12, 2010

A good mistress never lets herself get bored between sessions. A well-equipped rec room next to my dungeon is such a stress reliever , especially when equipped with its own pool table , fuck machine and , of course , a perfectly groomed submissive "attendant " who shares my domina's taste for over-the-top anim fantasy play. When the game gets hot , Mistress Nilou Achtland can be counted on to light up my slave until both his balls are ringing with pleasurable pain !!

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msAqu...
February 14, 2010 (Report It)

you have to teach me to be a dominatrix !!!
  
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Ur my type of guy /girl...
3:57AM on February 12, 2010

Men: 6"1"-6"9" Tall caucasian / asian / hispanic who are rockers, artists (tattoo, grafitti) businessmen (Gordon Geco), or biker (the Undertaker) guys with fit looking chest long phat cocks,(10"-14" in length) &(6" & up girth). a face like Bautista (WWF), Johnny Depp, BradPitt; John Travolta, hung like Tommy Lee, body like Jim Morisson (WWF); David Beckham, hair like Chad Kroger; Scott Stapp, a voice like Disturbed (or a little less intense)

Girls: I like girls of an race with a toned body, big, bouncing, milk-filled boobs or not, juicy wet pussies, and well fucked assholes who like me and my style (silly & like to scream a lot)!!! Selma Hayek, Lita (WWF), Pamela Anderson, Kim Kardasian, Jenna Jameson, Asia Carrera,

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If... no. 5
10:38PM on February 05, 2010

What songs make you want to rip off their clothes & fuck like animals ???

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Nilou...
February 09, 2010 (Report It)

omg !!! i forgot about Dave Matthews- crash into me, la la la happy horny song & Jason Mraz ??? forget the name of it... his 1st one... it's so cute a lot of commercials use it...

Tweety79
February 08, 2010 (Report It)

Pull the Trigger...AC/DC hot fucking music babe

Drunk...
February 08, 2010 (Report It)

Any 90s hardcore! I love that shit...

Nilou...
February 06, 2010 (Report It)

yeah Nine Inch Nails- Closer !!! It was all I could do not to molest the guy who sang it to me !!! I told him if I wore panties, I would take them off & sling shot him in the face with them !!! lol With his blonde pig tails, groping the mic like that !!! I'll show him !!! lol

Seymo...
February 06, 2010 (Report It)

I want to Fuck You like an animal of course! probably the same song as you but I'm not great with song titles but I think its NIN, not sure of the title!

Nilou...
February 05, 2010 (Report It)

mine would b NIN- Closer (u had a hint) & Disturbed- Down with a sickness !!! (It's the animal noises) I almost threw my panties, but I don't wear any !!! lol

pussy...
February 05, 2010 (Report It)

ZOO - by R.Kelly literally.lol.
  
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If... no. 4
10:37PM on February 05, 2010

4. I'm young educated, wealthy, pretty & I date a lot of cute, rich guys & girls... I party hard & fuck harder... However, my freind Kelly isn't. She's cute, in college & looking for the marrying type... She wants to know is romance dead ?

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Tweety79
February 08, 2010 (Report It)

Romance will only die if we let it...a qick fuck or encounter is kewl but romance is still alive in my world. xoxox

Seymo...
February 06, 2010 (Report It)

not dead but most men are just dumb and horny! we're always lookin for the bigger better deal aka Tiger or is it Cheetah Woods, lol! does your friend have a cute hiney, I'll marry her!

boysex80
February 06, 2010 (Report It)

I think the romance is not dead, but it is our society today is characterized by the speed of obtaining the maximum in a short time to make even personal relations as if they were fast food, but a touch of romance in the couple relationship is important to me may provide an appropriate glue to make it interesting over time the relationship.

Nilou...
February 05, 2010 (Report It)

I guess I think it's out there but in what form, is gonna b ur problem...
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If... no. 3
10:35PM on February 05, 2010


3. What's the most perverted thing you've ever done ?? Would you do it again ???

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Tweety79
February 08, 2010 (Report It)

aybe not perverted in alls eyes but being with a lady that is 30 years younger than me and her having nothing but good words about it is a stimulant that can't be bottled! mmmmm Niceee babe.....

Tweety79
February 08, 2010 (Report It)

aybe not perverted in alls eyes but being with a lady that is 30 years younger than me and her having nothing but good words about it is a stimulant that can't be bottled! mmmmm Niceee babe.....

Drunk...
February 08, 2010 (Report It)

Fisted somoens asshole, cause they asked me too. And no, I wouldn't do it again I don't think. But never say never.

Seymo...
February 06, 2010 (Report It)

had sex with a married woman in a movie theatre, "Analyze This" best movie I never saw, lol! probably wouldn't do it again, it was 10 years ago, I was young and horny but don't want any crazy husbands tryin to kill me!

Nilou...
February 06, 2010 (Report It)

that works out well, i've been a mistress, a madame etc... & I'd love to get my ass to the red light district !! Wonder what it's like to work there ??? jk I do wanna go to Amsterdam though !!! you know why... wink, wink !!!

Wisla119
February 06, 2010 (Report It)

I went to Amsterdam and got some action from the red light district. Of course i do it again :)

marcu...
February 06, 2010 (Report It)

hum; i had a mistress few years ago and one time i have been in a forest with her; she told me to be nude and i have licked her boots as a good dog i m ;she has enjoyed that a lot...

Ejack365
February 05, 2010 (Report It)

I had sex in a hospital room just steps away from the nursing station with a nurse supervisor I was dating a few times & yes I'd do it again.

Ejack365
February 05, 2010 (Report It)

I had sex in a ho
  
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If... no. 2
10:34PM on February 05, 2010

2. If you won the lottery tomorrow, what is the first thing you'd do ???

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Tweety79
February 08, 2010 (Report It)

I would probably die within a week....roflmao xoxoxox

Seymo...
February 06, 2010 (Report It)

pay off my bills, quit my job, travel the country lookin for Nilou to rock my world and take me to hiney heaven! I guess I should plan my funeral before I travel since being with Nilou would probably kill me! lol

boysex80
February 06, 2010 (Report It)

If i win a lottery tomorrow as in the U.S.A. meet for you and for you know in all sense lol After buying a house and take a few trips.

Ejack365
February 05, 2010 (Report It)

I'd become debt free, support my family, & create a agency/shelter for the homeless, abrused children & women in recovery.

Ejack365
February 05, 2010 (Report It)

I'd become debt free, support my family, & create a agency/shelter for
  
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If...no. 1
10:32PM on February 05, 2010

1. If you could have dinner with anyone living or dead, who would it be & why ???

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Drunk...
February 08, 2010 (Report It)

Like others have said, a close relative now deceased and still missed very very much. If we could sit down and talk and laugh again, that would be so fantastic. From Rude, docporno would be a very interesting dinner date. Generally, David Guest, he seems like he'd have some facinating stories to share, the late Princess Diana cauise then I'd find out what really happened, Michael Jackson, for obvious reasons, Lady Gaga cause she's crazily interesting and stylish....the list could go on and on and on, but best of all any naughty persons who need to be shown what is what, Momma would teach them a good lesson they would not forget.....

Tweety79
February 06, 2010 (Report It)

T.J. "Stonewall" Jackson, Not as a soldier but as a complex man with religious views and a killing mind.

pussy...
February 06, 2010 (Report It)

Johnny Cockran. I always saw him as my role model when I went to school for Criminal Justice. Even Though I am in Paralegal Studies, I still look up to him, Because he was a smart black man, and made headlines, with the OJ Simson case. He also Defended Sean "Puffy" Combs and Micheal Jackson as well. Rest in Peace Johnny Cockran

Seymo...
February 06, 2010 (Report It)

Halle Berry, especially if it led to "dessert"! other than her, probably Wilt Chamberlain, great athlete and quite the stud in his day, so I'd like some pointers! My brother, he passed away in 2005 at age 33 so I'd like to see him one more time and reminisce about all the fun times we had as kids!

boysex80
February 06, 2010 (Report It)

I'd like to have dinner with Sharon Stone, I think that besides being a beautiful woman has great intelligence, sensuality and generosity to offer. I think it would be interesting to have dinner with her lol

Ejack365
February 05, 2010 (Report It)

My Grandmother, we called here Ma Reynolds she was 4'11 & bigger then me. I didn't get to spend anytime with her in her last days. The last time I seen her alive was 5yrs. ago she was basiclly kidnapped us but my moms refused to go & I was sent back to bring her home & was told to stay til she came with me. So I stayed in Chicago a yr. later my mother went to be with her mother (my grandmother) & I was stuck here in Chicago. She was put in a nursing home & I wasn't told til she was to sick to live & dying but I was able to spend one last hr. with her just as she died. the last time I seen my grandma she was a whip to see her die like that, I was so hurt I told everyone what they were worth to me @ that point.

Nilou...
February 05, 2010 (Report It)

Too many tomention, but lately it's George Carlin, I love a smart ass (not a dumb smart ass, a card carrying borderline genius...)
  
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