Fuck That : Don't Hide Your Stash
10:53AM on June 09, 2012
Regularly getting caught watching porn or flicking through smutty magazines will inevitably lead to a barrage of mind-numbing questions. But if you want your wife or girlfriend to enhance her performance, you have to take the rough with the smooth. Shell immediately question why you feel it's necessary to get your rocks on by watching other women go at it. What do those trashy whores have that I dont? shell wonder after catching you ogling a buxom brunette named Nilou Achtland and her erotic blond friend, Duny Cozy, working their way through the Kama Sutra.
At this point, shell be vulnerable, easy to manipulate and more susceptible to your lies. Tell her you were watching porn to spice up your sex life and coerce her into sitting through at least one DVD. Then delicately suggest she applies what she learned to your next sexual dalliance. Repeat until she either improves or uncovers your sordid plan.
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