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Do My Ass Please ( How To fuck Dat Ass )
8:53AM on July 11, 2012

Anal sex isn't for everyone, but it can be interesting to try if you don't have many inhibitions and you're happy to experiment. You might be wondering what the appeal is. Sometimes anal sex is attractive because it's forbidden or has an air of naughtiness - the anus is a taboo area for many of us! Other people think than anal sex is great because it offers tightness, a different set of sensations than vaginal sex, and the promise of highly enjoyable physical sensations. Women can enjoy being taken up the anus, though it's important that all experiments are consensual, that your partner agrees to whatever you want to do, and you're both happy to draw a boundary when things get to the point where you want to stop. Now, first of all, it's clearly not as easy to get your penis into the anus as it is to get it into the vagina,  



 A good position you can use is simply to have the man lie on top of his partner as she lies on the bed with her legs wide apart. The key to good anal sex is using plenty of lube and being relaxed about it all. Certainly if one partner has reservations about it, anal sex is not likely to become a happy part of your regular sex life. Having said that, some women do really enjoy it, since the sense of naughtiness and trying something forbidden can be very arousing. In addition, the anus is an extremely erotically charged part of the body. So it knows what's coming - and so does your partner!). At some point, if your partner is basically accepting of the idea of being penetrated anally, the inner muscles will relax and allow your penis to enter her body. If they don't, make sure you're not causing her any pain, and stop if she wants you to do so.

Rodeo Sex
6:59PM on July 05, 2012

Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called rodeo. His friend says no, what is it?

Well you mount your wife from the back, reach around and cup her breasts with both hands.

Then say, "Boy, those are almost as nice as your sisters".

Then see if you can hold on for 8 seconds

The Swedish Student
6:56PM on July 05, 2012

At a local college, there was a dance.

A guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too."

A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too."

Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich". She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it." Let's call some friends ! I'd to have a guy in my ass too !!!

Just A Little Dick Sucking
6:52PM on July 05, 2012

Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head

Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee

It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly

But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees

You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through

Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl

Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run

Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar

What is 6" inch long
6:40PM on July 05, 2012

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6" long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

Sex Joke #23
6:33PM on July 05, 2012

Whats the difference between pink and purple?
The grip!

Sex Joke #22
6:27PM on July 05, 2012


What is the definition of a perfect lover?
A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath through his ears.

Peek In On Me
2:32PM on July 05, 2012

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Mistress Nilou #2
9:17AM on June 22, 2012

You let all 7 of your slaves including me out of our cages and line us up in a row. You are dressed in fishnet pantyhose that are cut out in the pussy and ass. Your tits are humongous, hanging to below your navel with areolas the size of a saucer and nipples at least an inch long and thick. Your thighs are ripped with muscle that could crush a mans head like a grape. Our huge cocks instantly become hard at the sight of your magnificent body. You give each of us a container that is marked milliliters and say, "I want each of u to begin wanking and the one who fills their container the fullest will get a special reward".

To encourage us you begin bouncing your huge tits and playing with them, driving us insane with lust. You stick a huge dildo between them and begin to titfuck it. It doesn't take long before we are all cumming into the containers. I am the last one done and see that I have filled over 1 liter of cum in my container, more than any of the other slaves. I smile at the thought of my reward, but it is quickly wiped away by a slap to my face by your hand. "Did you really think I was going to give a worthless slave a reward? You'll get a reward all right, but not what you think".

You pour all of the containers into one big container and put all the other slaves back in their cages. The container has over 5 liters of cum. "Now slave, drink every drop of this cum", you command me. It takes me longer than you want. "That took too long slave. Come here and kneel in front of me and eat my pussy, and while you're doing that lift up your arms above your head and hold up my huge tits. I begin eating your pussy as fast and deep as I can. "Faster and deeper slave". I am licking your huge clit now with great passion and desire.

My sole purpose is to please you. The more you moan, the more passionate my licking becomes. My arms are getting tired from the weight of your huge tits. Finally, I can hold them up no longer and let them drop. You throw me to the floor and mount my cock which has become stiff again with the arousal of eating your pussy. "I hope you have some cum left slave. I'm going to drain every last drop of it". You slowly start to ride me and gradually pick up speed. Leaning forward you say, "Suck on my huge nipples slave and do it with vigor." Soon you are moving up and down on my cock so fast that you are crushing my balls on the downstroke, and I am sucking on your nipples with great vigor, getting as much tit in my mouth as possible and sucking like a vacuum cleaner.

You are now moaning with desire. I can feel your pussy juices running down my thighs as you continue to ride me as if I was a stallion. Sensing that I am close to cumming, you command me to stop sucking so that I can see your humongous tits bounce up and down on your chest. The magnificent sight sends me over the top, and I explode another huge load of cum into your pussy. "I'm going to give you an hour to recover slave, and then I'll be back to fuck you again. You better be able to perform if you know what's good for you. Next time I want my ass cleaned."

A story by my friend nmdwji

Commanding 'Fuck'
9:08AM on June 22, 2012

You've strapped a huge dildo to my mouth and while you lie on your back I'm forced to fuck your pussy. "Faster, you slut. Is that the best you can do?" The whip cracks across my ass, causing me to increase the speed of my fucking. My hands are tied behind my back and I'm on my knees while my head moves back and forth fucking your now engorged clit. You moan in ecstasy as your pussy juices flow down the sides of your muscular thighs. Finally you command me to stop, but my rest is short lived.

"You didn't really think I'm done with you now, did you Cock? You untie my hands and put me on my back and mount the dildo reverse cowgirl so that I can see your magnificent ass up close. The huge twin globes are as firm as steel as they move up and down on the dildo. My mouth and teeth are taking a terrific pounding every time your huge ass comes down on the dildo and you continue to increase your speed. "how do you like my ass up close and personal Cock"?

Despite the pain, my cock hardens at the sight of your magnificent ass moving up and down on my mouth. You grab my cock with one of your latex covered hands and begin to slowly move it up and down on my now engorged cock. Your hand and ass are moving in rhythm at great speed. Suddenly you stop and get off, but you're hardly done with me. "I want my tits played with Cock while I continue to fuck your mouth". Your humongous tits begin to bounce up and down as you renew fucking my mouth, while reaching behind you to renew your pleasuring of my cock. You can sense that I'm about to cum, and yell.

"Don't you dare cum until I'm ready for you to cum, you little slut. You're just my little fuck toy for me to do with as I please. I want your cum in my pussy, slave." You dismount the dildo and mount my huge, throbbing cock. Your tits are gigantic and the areolas are dark and the size of a saucer. The nipples are as long as my thumb and thick. You begin fucking me, moving like a machine and now lean forward. "Play with my tits and suck my nipples worm." I grab the left tit with my left hand and wrap my mouth around the gigantic nipple and moving my tongue over it. "Suck faster slave," you command. At the same time my hand is kneading the other tit. It's weight is such that I can barely lift it now, and my arm is growing weary from its weight. You orgasm as I can feel your pussy juices running down my leg, and I can hold off no longer and explode my cum inside you.

A story by my friend nmdwji

Human dildo ???
8:58AM on June 22, 2012

I'm at the bar drinking when I notice you sitting at a table by yourself. You're wearing a tight top that looks like it's going to rip at any moment from the weight of you're obviously huge tits. The black latex pants look like they're also ready to rip from the strain of your magnificent ass and muscular thighs. All of a sudden you get up and start walking towards me. You have to be at least 6 and a half feet tall. "I couldn't help but notice your eyes bulging out of your head as you were looking at me.

So you like big women with big tits and muscles huh? Why don't we go back to my place and I'll show you how big they really are?" I could barely believe this was happening to me and I stammered out "ah ah ok".When we got to your place you had me sit down on the sofa and you went to the kitchen to make us some drinks. When you returned you handed me a drink and said "here sweetie, drink this. It will help you to relax. I'm going to get out of these constraining clothes and put on something more comfortable." After about 15 minutes, you returned wearing fishnet pantyhose that were cutout in the crotch and ass and a bra that was cut out revealing huge nipples adorned with nipple rings.

My cock got instantly hard and it was obvious to you as you said "lets go up stairs to the bedroom and we can let that big cock come out and play". By this time, I was starting to feel a little tipsy from the drinks at the bar and the one you had given me. When we got to the bedroom you turned on the light and said "I'm going to give you the fuck of you're life." Suddenly I noticed several bird cages hanging from the ceiling and each cage had a little man about a foot tall in it. What in the fuck is going on"?, I said. "Oh, you mean the little men",you said. I mixed a shrinking potion in your drink. These are my human dildos.

In about 5 minutes you'll be one also". Suddenly I had a strange feeling and you appeared to be getting bigger and bigger. Actually I was getting smaller though. When I finally quit shrinking, my sight was level with the middle of your calf. "My, my. Look at you little man. Now we're going to have some fun. Well, at least I am." While your tits looked huge before they now looked like mountains. You bent over and picked me up and put my mouth even with a gigantic nipple. "Start sucking slave", you demanded. "Make me cum and maybe I won't use you to fuck my pussy," and you laughed loudly.

"I go to the bar once a month and pick up a new slave. I knew as soon as you looked at me that you were my next victim. I love to entrap men with my body as use them as a human cock. Now suck on that nipple like your life depended on it." I began to suck with all my might, but not good enough for you. "You better make me cum slave or your going head first in my cunt. I sucked on the huge nipple as fast and deep as I possibly could until I was nearly choking on it. You began to moan louder and louder and it turned me on so much my cock was throbbing. After several minutes you pulled me off your nipple and placed my throbbing cock in your mouth and sucked so hard it felt like my cock was in a vacuum cleaner.

I came in no time. "That was a good job slave, but I need to cum some more". You laid down on the bed and wrapped one hand around me and rammed me head first into your gigantic pussy. Your massive cunt muscles began to squeeze me tighter and tighter as you rammed me in and out with greater and greater speed. Finally, you exploded in a huge orgasm and your juices flowed all over me and I nearly drowned before you mercifully pulled me out. "Good job slave, but I'm not done with you just yet. My big ass needs to be cleaned and your just the man for the job."

Your ass was two magnificent, muscular globes and I got another hard on from looking at it. "Well, from the looks of that little cock of yours, I'd say your an ass man as well as a tit man. I've got an idea little man." You took a container of chocolate syrup and poured it on your ass while lying on your stomach. "Now crawl up their and lick every bit off and when your done with that get that tongue in my ass crack and clean it out good." I began to lick the syrup while holding on to the muscular globes with each hand. They were as hard as steel and my cock got even harder at the feel of them in my hand. "Ok, that's enough worm. Now get that tongue in there and clean my ass crack good. Do a good job or you'll spend the whole night inside my pussy."

A story by my friend nmdwji

Mistress Nilou #1
8:47AM on June 22, 2012


 You bend over at the waist and say, "Kiss every square inch of my ass slave". I do as you command while on my knees, my hands caressing your muscular thighs as my lips smother your magnificent ass with kisses. I can smell the aroma of your ass as it waffs through my nostrils, almost hypnotizing me. "Now lick it slave. Every bit of it. I want you to take big stokes.

Wipe that tongue the full length and width of each of my globes". Again I do as you command, my cock erect now. I can taste the saltiness of it and my cock begins to throb with the anticipation of cleaning your asshole and licking your pussy juices. "Alright slave, your tongue may enter now. Lick deep and fast".

"Yes mistress", I reply. My tongue is buried in your ass. It's like a drill and your ass like an oilfield. "Thank you for the privilege of cleaning your ass mistress. It's such a magnificent ass". "You're  welcomed slave. Now move to my pussy and make me wet. I want my juices flowing like a river". I back away for just a few seconds to gaze upon your magnificent looking pussy.

Your clit is large and your lips so inviting. I delve in like a condemned man eating his last meal. The cum is now pounding through my cock. You are moaning in ecstasy and your pussy juices are flowing down my face. "Reach forward and caress my breasts slave while you dine on my pussy".

"Yes, mistress. Thank you, mistress". Your breasts are large and your nipples respond to my touch. I increase the speed of my kneading them and the speed of my tongue. You are now screaming in pleasure as your juices are pouring from your pussy and down my face and I can holdout any longer and the cum explodes from my cock.

Story by my friend nmdwji

Barbarian Sex
8:25AM on June 22, 2012

The amazon maiden woke up and found herself tied to the bed spreadeagle style with her wrists and ankles strapped to the bedposts. She was completely naked and what a magnificent looking woman she was. Her arms and legs were ripped with muscle that would embarrass most men and her tits were gigantic with areolas the size of a platter and nipples an inch long and just as thick.

She began to remember now. The men had come through her amazon village on horseback in the middle of the night and surprised the amazons. She had managed to grab her sword and kill a few of them before she was overwhelmed. One of the barbarians tied her hands behind her back and threw her over his horses back so that she was lying on her stomach.

She heard one of the other barbarians call him Conan. "I thought you said no one left alive Conan? Why are you saving this woman?" "Because she is the queen and I want to extract information from her", he replied. Once back in the barbarian village, he forced a drink down her that caused her to go into a deep sleep. Now awake, she wondered if any of her fellow amazons were left alive, and what plans they had for her. She would rather be dead than a slave to these pigs. But her thoughts were interrupted as Conan entered the room.

He was a huge man, at least 7 feet tall. He was wearing very little, just enough to cover his genitals. His long hair was tied back and flowed down his back and his chest, arms, and legs were more muscled than any man she had ever seen. She couldn't help but admire his magnificent looking body and handsome face, but she had to find a way to get away and an idea began to form in her mind. If she could get him to fuck her, when his cum mixed with her pussy juices he would begin to shrink, and then she would get her revenge.

Oh, she would make this heathen pay for what he had done to her village. She thought, "After i shrink him, I will make him my little cunt slave." Conan looked on her, and immediately began to lust for her . Her huge tits were unbelievable and he could not wait to get those huge nipples in his mouth. He removed the loincloth to reveal the largest cock the amazon had ever laid eyes on. It was 12 inches long limp. She couldn't help but gasp at the sight of it. She had to get this man inside her so she could shrink him.

"Are you just going to stand there or are you going to fuck me infidel", she yelled at him. She couldn't help but marvel at his magnificent cock. Fully erect now, it was 18 inches long and as thick as a normal man's forearm. The engorged cock was laced with purple veins and the head was the size of a man's fist and dripped with precum. He gazed with lust upon her magnificent tits and pussy with the engorged clit that was an inch long. Unable to contain himself any longer, he fell upon her and began kneading one of the monster tits while placing the huge nipple of the other in his mouth.

The mystical maiden moaned in ecstasy, but she would have her revenge on this heathen. "Fuck me heathen. Fuck me hard", she screamed at him. Conan needed no further urging. His loins burned with desire, and his balls ached for relief from the buildup of cum. His monster cock entered her pussy and he began to moan from the pleasure. The mystical maiden smiled as she knew she now had him trapped.

Her cunt muscles were unbelievably strong from years of doing exercises to strengthen them and once a mans cock entered her pussy there was no escape until she allowed it. She would wait to spring her trap until he released his cum and then she would clamp down with all her might so that his cum would mix with her pussy juices and the shrinking would begin. She laughed to herself at how she would make this savage pay for what he had done to her village.
To be continued.

The is a story by my friend : nmdwji

Sexy Lips : Your Mouth
11:49AM on June 13, 2012

Your mouth can do a million things your vagina can't.

So make use of it. There's far more to fellatio than sucking, and seeing as his genitals are in your mouth, you are the one who is completely dictating the terms. Enthusiastic head-bobbing one minute, followed by slithering your tongue down his shaft, followed by smoochy kisses around the headit's all good.

Good Pussy
11:13AM on June 13, 2012

The vagina is a muscular tube that conforms to whatever is inside it. When there's nothing inside the vagina, its walls touch each other, so it is closed in on itself. Your vagina may remain in its aroused state immediately after sex, but it will return to its tight state shortly. Having sex doesn't decrease the muscle tone of your vagina. Sex should increase the muscle tone of your vagina since this is a form of exercise. You can have sexual intercourse every day for a year and it still wouldn't change a thing. Similarly, abstaining from sex for a long time doesn't make your vagina tighter. The only thing that makes your vagina tighter is your state of arousal. 

Tight Pussy
11:11AM on June 13, 2012

Being tight isn't always a good thing, at least not for the woman. When a woman is aroused, her vagina naturally loosens as the cervix pulls up to allow for comfortable penetration. This means that you should be looser during penetration, not tighter. In fact, if your partner feels that you are tight during penetration, this is a good indication that you're not ready for penetration, or you simply do not want to have sex. Lubrication is also less when you're not aroused, making your vagina dry and tight

Keeping These Tatas Up #1
10:44AM on June 13, 2012



Push ups help firm up sagging breasts naturally. Without surgery, without cutting open your skin, you can simply flop down on your belly and push yourself right back up with your arms. Push ups aren't the easiest exercise to do, but they will build the muscles behind the breast tissue, giving your breast a bit of a boost forward as the muscle tones

Keeping These Tatas Up #2
10:42AM on June 13, 2012



Free weight 'winging' firms up sagging breasts without surgery. Taking two free weights or dumbbells, each weighing about 1-5 pounds, depending on your strength, you can stand with the dumbbells, one in each hand, hanging at your side and then lift them up like you're a bird trying to flap his wings. This builds a slightly different muscle in the breast area of the chest, behind the breasts, and will help keep breasts from 'slipping off' to the side when you lay down

Keeping These Tatas Up #3
10:33AM on June 13, 2012

Bench press with light weight firms sagging breasts naturally. This is especially true when slightly inclined, because the angle, when you lift straight up, helps target the right muscle in your chest to push your breasts forward. Use as much or as little weight as you're comfortable lifting, bring the bar of the weights down to your chest, and then

Keeping These Tatas Up #4
10:32AM on June 13, 2012

Arm resistance exercises perk up breasts without surgery.Taking both arms in front of you, make a prayer pose, bringing both hands together, flat palms touching. Press your palms together as hard as you can, and you should feel the muscle in the breast area this triggers. That's the muscle you want to work to help firm up sagging breasts. Using exercise bands, an exercise bar with resistance, or simple your own arms and hands, you want to press and release your hands together and apart several times while triggering this muscle. You can also pull your arms apart with resistance for the same effect.