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My Advice To Women About Your Average Guy #4
1:03PM on July 23, 2012

Whenever possible please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials.

My Advice To Women About Your Average Guy #3
1:02PM on July 23, 2012

If you plan on keeping your guy . Don't tell anyone that your he can't afford a new car. Tell them he doesn't want one. 

My Advice To Women About Your Average Guy #2
12:57PM on July 23, 2012

If men are in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn't mean they're not watching it.

My Advice To Women About Your Average Guy #1
12:54PM on July 23, 2012

Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.'

Inner Flame
5:11AM on July 23, 2012

Use this before or during lovemaking to get you in the mood or increase arousal, especially if you're having trouble reaching orgasm. There's no simpler way to oxygenate the blood, a process that increases sexual energy and elevates desire. Take rapid, rhythmic and shallow breaths through the nose. Keep your mouth closed. Breathe this way for one to three minutes.

Oh Oh My Turn !
4:53AM on July 23, 2012


The New Sex Rules

Old rule: Both partners should be equally active in bed.

New rule: It's okay to relinquish all control sometimes or to totally take over.

Yes, both of you should be getting equal satisfaction from your sex life, and, yes, men love it when you take an active role in your own pleasure. But that doesn't mean that every time you make love it has to be exactly 50/50. After all, sometimes one of you is just too beat or burned-out to have the energy for a night of vigorous sex, but you can still lie back and have some fun.

Catching His Heart or Her Lesbian Eye #8
4:19AM on July 23, 2012

To really get on their naughty side some good adult erotica or porn starring Nilou Achtland licking some girl or getting fucked in the ass is always a great gift to catch his or her eye....lol !!!  

Catching His Heart or Her Lesbian Eye #7
4:15AM on July 23, 2012

Jewelry need not be expensive to be a meaningful token of affection. Many of us remember the Best Friends lockets that we had in grade school. These lockets appear to be broken pieces of the same locket, one half reading Best and the other reading Friends. Best Friends lockets are still popular with children today, demonstrating the lasting value of true tokens of affection.

No matter what the age of the recipient, costume jewelry is always an appropriate token of affection. Choose something small but personally meaningful to the recipient. A nice brooch or pin, a small necklace or a pair of earrings would be an excellent choice.

Catching His Heart or Her Lesbian Eye #6
4:12AM on July 23, 2012

Yes, these are trite and somewhat overdone tokens of affection. Nonetheless, they continue to be popular for many reasons. Chocolate is known to produce hormones similar to those produced when falling in love. Flowers have a long history of traditional associations with love, security and new beginnings. Giving either of these gifts as an unexpected token of affection tells the recipient that you were thinking of him or her.

Be cautious when giving flowers, however. Many flowers have specific meanings attached in lore, so watch out for sending any unintentional hidden messages.

Catching His Heart or Her Lesbian Eye #5
4:10AM on July 23, 2012

Be careful with this category, as email forwarding has turned many peoples inboxes into storage facilities for ill-conceived forwards of every type. Nonetheless, if you come across something that you genuinely believe the recipient would find amusing or interesting, cut it out and send it to him or her. Sending the original clipping rather than an email forward personalizes the gesture and gives it meaning as a token of affection.

Catching His Heart or Her Lesbian Eye #4
4:01AM on July 23, 2012

A luxury item does not necessarily have to be expensive. Rather, luxury items in this context can be loosely defined as items that the person loves but would not purchase for himself or herself. In order to be successful with this type of gift, it is necessary to know the person well.

If she has a home bar or wishes she did, a beautiful silver bar pitcher would be an excellent choice. If he fancies himself a chef, a nice knife set or a high quality pan would be very appropriate. Whatever the persons interests and desires, it is possible to find tokens of affection that are luxurious without being overly expensive.

Catching His Heart or Her Lesbian Eye #3
3:59AM on July 23, 2012

Perhaps the object of your affection collects  G. I. Joy , X-Men , teddy bears or shot glasses. Whatever the collection is, if you see something that would be perfect for the collection, the item would be a terrific token of affection. This is an especially nice gesture if the collection has ever caused tension in your relationship.

Catching His Heart or Her Lesbian Eye #2
3:55AM on July 23, 2012

Make a CD of songs that you think the person might like. These could be songs the person has not heard in a genre that you know he or she enjoys, songs that are meaningful to the two of you, or songs that remind you of that person. This is an especially meaningful token of affection if the two of you are separated by a long distance.

Catching His Heart or Her Lesbian Eye #1
3:30AM on July 23, 2012

If he wants to catch the latest action thriller and you have no interest whatsoever, then tickets to the film take on a special meaning. Offer to go with him or suggest that he take a friend. Either way, he will know that you find him important and his interests valid, even those that you do not share.

Of course, tickets to something you both want to see are equally valid and appreciated.

Sex Talk #16
12:57PM on July 21, 2012

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

Sex Talk #17
12:56PM on July 21, 2012

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness.

Sex Talk #18
12:54PM on July 21, 2012

All you really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!

Sex Talk #19
12:49PM on July 21, 2012

For my chosen birthday gift, from the lesbians next door
I got a gold Rolex, instead
They misunderstood what I wanted
"I wanna watch" is what I said

Sex Talk #20
12:46PM on July 21, 2012

I'd like to scuttle your puttle
Spiddle your paddle
Tickle your wickle
And twittle your taddle

Stroodle your doodle
Cromple your string
Brundle your strundle
And frondle your ding

See, I told you I'm completely nuts about you

Give Me An Orgasm
9:13AM on July 11, 2012

Many women seem to feel OK but not great about sex. It's almost as though they have never learned, never been given permission, to enjoy sex in a fully uninhibited way, never been given the key to unlock their sexual potential. There are, happily, many ways in which you can improve the quality of your sexual life and your skill and enjoyment of intercourse. And it's important to remember that when you feel inhibited about fully expressing your sexual self, that men will love it: men adore a woman who is turned on in bed, and however you feel about it, they will see it as a powerful sexual stimulus. And if a man believes he has turned you on with his skill as a lover, then he will be even more aroused! And here, then, is the first key to enjoying sex and being a good lover - enjoy sex!

Any man - whether he is in love with you or not - will wish to "give" you an orgasm. In fact, a man's sexual self-esteem may well be bound up with seeing you reach orgasm, so any information you can give him to help him achieve this end will help him feel better about himself as a lover. You may not agree with me, but that's the way it is: men feel good when they think they have "given" a woman an orgasm.