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My Blog :: Thanks to all of you who have visited my page, watched my video clips, purchased my videos, custom vids, tipped my livehouse Just left me lovely comments, voted, helped with my shows !!! All that great stuff !!! If you love my ass as much as I do, lol, stay tuned, there's more to love !!! I'm always looking for hotness to help with my videos, so, by all means, cum & talk 2 me... I usually have either jokes or some serious questions... hopefully something to make you smile & think... don't forget to vote & comment !!! Smooches, Nilou Achtland



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Practice mirroring strategies
1:00PM on December 09, 2010

Okay, this seems a little creepy at first, but just hear me out. Whenever I want to impress or charm someone (not just guys, but anyone), I do a little physical mirroring. What this means is taking whatever physical action that person does, waiting about five seconds, and then copying the motion. For instance, if your guy rests his elbow on the table, wait five seconds, and then put your elbow on the table. Sounds silly, but it works! It creates a connection between me and the guy that he just cant explain. Read more about mirroring here.

 

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Make eye contact
12:58PM on December 09, 2010

Staring deeply into someones eyes quickly ramps up the intensity of the connection between two people. So, if Im trying to get a guy to fall in love with me, I stare deeply into his eyes while were talking. Now, dont look too long, or youll appear to be a stalker but you definitely want extended eye contact. Remember the scenes in Twilight where all the sexual tension developed between Edward and Bella just based on eye contact? Thats what Im talking about.

 

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Dont appear desperate
12:57PM on December 09, 2010

Guys arent attracted to desperate, clingy girls who seem like they cant get anyone else. Guys are attracted to busy, happy, popular girls who seem like theyve got it all under control and who have the world at their feet. Even if you think you arent popular, happy, or busy, try to appear that way to your guy. That means, dont say yes if he asks you out last minute. Tell him youve got other plans, but youd love to schedule something with him in a few days. Play hard to get! One of my favorite dating book, The Rules, talks all about this
 

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Be trustworthy
12:55PM on December 09, 2010

Guys love someone they can trust. I learned the hard way that telling my girlfriends every thing about a new guy in my life wasnt the best idea. Word always gets back to the guy that Ive talked about what he told me or told details about our time together, and he always bolts. So, discretion is the best policy. Dont tell your girls every little bit of your private conversations, and your guy will trust and respect you
 

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Leave a little mystery
12:54PM on December 09, 2010

When I am trying to attract a guy, I dont want to be an open book to him. Ive found that guys like a little mystery they keep coming back for more if you leave more to find out. Think of your information, history, interests, etc. like a treasure hunt give your guy little clues, but dont let him find the treasure right away. Hell want to keep calling and asking you out just to learn more about you!
 

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Be supportive of his interests
12:54PM on December 09, 2010

 Guys love
it when girls show theyre interested in what guys are interested in. So, even if I hate his favorite sport, Im going to watch it with him and discuss it with him to show a guy Im both interested and interesting. When I dated a guy who loved basketball, I researched all about it so I could carry on a conversation with him, even though I hated basketball. When I dated a wrestler, I went to several matches to cheer him on, even though I think wrestling is boring. It will attract a guy if you
 

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Initiate physical contact
12:47PM on December 09, 2010

Guys love physical touch, and touching someone is a quick way to develop intimacy. So, when Im trying to attract a guys attention, I will look for ways to bring physical touch into play. For instance, I touch his arm lightly when Im laughing at a joke, or Ill slap him on the knee playfully if he says something funny, or Ill touch his hand while Im explaining something.

 

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Red Hot Fantasy Bra and Panties
7:27PM on December 06, 2010

The $15 million Red Hot Fantasy Bra and Panties are the worlds most expensive underwear was made with 1,300 precious stones, including 300 carats of Thai rubies, on red satin. The appearance of the set was kept secret until the grand opening of Manhattans new Victorias Secret store on Broadway and 67th Street. It was then modeled by Victorias Secrets own Gisele Bundchen.

 

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Worlds Most Expensive Bustier
7:22PM on December 06, 2010

Weve covered the worlds most expensive bras and panties, but Indian jewelers Orra have another, classier undergarment for you to drool overthe most expensive bustier in the world.

Orra is Indias largest diamond jewelry chain and the most expensive bustier really drives that point home. Valued at 1 millionUS $1.35 millionthe bustier was modeled by Anjali Lavanya along with a gold lehenga, a type of traditional Indian skirt. The handcrafted Orra Diamond Bustier is studded with a bevy of Belgian diamonds.

The glittering outfit was modeled at a Mumbai event held in honor of a state visit by Belgiums Prince Philippe and Princess Mathilde. The diamond bustier is particularly appropriate as gems and jewelry account for 75% of trade between Belgium and India.
 

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Garrards Heart of the Kingdom Ruby $14 million
7:19PM on December 06, 2010

The most expensive necklace in the world features a 40.63-carat, heart-shaped Burmese ruby surrounded by 155 carats of diamonds. Burmese ruby is one of the most sought after varieties of ruby due to its blood-red hue. This gem is particularly valuable due to its extraordinary sizeBurmese rubies rarely exceed a few carats!

The most expensive necklace can also be worn as a tiara
 

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Stuart Weitzman and Le Vian evening shoes
7:13PM on December 06, 2010

Made in conjunction between Stuart Weitzman and the 500-year-old tradition of the Le Vian name, these stunning slippers are made of silver leather set with over 200 carats of precious stones. There are over 185 carats of museum-quality tanzanite gemstones along the ankle bracelets, including the two 16-carat gems hanging from each. Additionally, there are 28 carats of diamonds along the front straps. Busting the price of the shoe to $2 million.

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Stuart Hughes iPhone 4 Diamond Rose Edition $8 million
6:58PM on December 06, 2010

If you thought his iPhone 3GS Supreme was impressive, check out the latest iPhone from Stuart Hughesthe iPhone 4 Diamond Rose Edition. Hughes has recreated the infamous antenna band that wraps around the sides of the latest iPhone, as well as the backplate, using rose gold. The band is adorned with 100 carats of flawless diamonds, and the Apple logo is formed with fifty-three more diamonds. Once again, the home button gets the most loveits made of platinum and features a rare 7.4-carat pink diamond.

The phone comes in an imperial pink 7-kilogram chest cut from a single block of granite and lined with nubuck top-grain leather. It also comes with an 8-carat flawless diamond that can be used in place of the pink one.
 

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The Most Expensive House in the World: $122.2 million
6:23PM on December 06, 2010

The main characteristics of the most expensive houses around the globe could be how opulent they are. The most expensive house in the world is the one known as Updown Court, in Surrey (England), which is 50 million dollars more expensive than the priciest one in United States.

This incredible house features:

- 103 rooms

- Five swimming pools

- 24-carat gold leafing on the studys mosaic floor

- Squash court

- Bowling alley

- Tennis court

- 50-seat screening room

- Heated marble driveway

- Helipad.

It also has eight spaces for limousines able to fit in the underground garage.

 

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Tutankhamen Brew:
5:57PM on December 06, 2010

The recipe of this brew is prepared according to the recipe and brewing method discovered by a team of University of Cambridge archaeologists/Egyptologists in the Queen Nefertitis Temple of the Sun in Egypt. The brewery found in the corner of the said temple is believed to have been built by King Akhenaton who is King Tutankhamens father. This is also the place where King Akhenaton queen, Nefertiti worshiped.The archaeologists sought expert advice from Scottish and Newcastle Breweries, Edinburgh and the beer is brewed in the Cambridge laboratory, costing around $52 per bottle. The production is also limited and the edition is also numbered.



 

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Samuel Adams Utopias:
5:55PM on December 06, 2010

This beer is brewed by the Boston Beer Company, using the brand name of Samuel Adams Utopias, named after one of the founding fathers of the USA. This comes second in the list of the worlds most expensive beer which costs around $100 per bottle (24 oz) or about $67 per pint, sold in copper bottles resembling the copper brewing kettles which are used by brewers for hundreds of years.

The alcohol content is 25%, making it the strongest beer in the world (listed in the Guinness Book of Records). The process of making this beverage can take up to 12 years, giving it the unique and rich flavors. It is said that the production was limited to 8,000 bottles per year

 


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Vielle Bon Secours:
5:21PM on December 06, 2010

This tops the list of the worlds most expensive beer, costing around £500 (equivalent to around $1,000) per bottle or about £39 (equivalent to around $78) per pint. It can only be found in a bar called the Bierdrome in London.

 


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Dirty...Haha !!! #7
9:37AM on December 02, 2010

What do you call ball's on your chin?
 A dick in your mouth!
 

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Dirty...Haha !!! #6
9:10AM on December 02, 2010

What kind of humor do lesbians like?
 Tongue in cheek.
 

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Dirty...Haha !!! #5
8:38AM on December 02, 2010

What do you call a truck load of vibrators?
 Toys for Twats
 

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Dirty...Haha !!! #4
8:32AM on December 02, 2010

Whats the difference between a bisexual-girl driving in the fog and eating pussy?
When u are eating pussy you can still see the asshole in front of you.

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