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My Blog :: Thanks to all of you who have visited my page, watched my video clips, purchased my videos, custom vids, tipped my livehouse Just left me lovely comments, voted, helped with my shows !!! All that great stuff !!! If you love my ass as much as I do, lol, stay tuned, there's more to love !!! I'm always looking for hotness to help with my videos, so, by all means, cum & talk 2 me... I usually have either jokes or some serious questions... hopefully something to make you smile & think... don't forget to vote & comment !!! Smooches, Nilou Achtland Smooches, Nilou Achtland



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Out-of-Bedroom Experiences #5
Out-of-Bedroom Experiences #4
Out-of-Bedroom Experiences #3
Out-of-Bedroom Experiences #2
Out-of-Bedroom Experiences #1
Things A Girl Should Know About Guys #5
Thing A Girl Should Know About Guys #4
Thing A Girl Should Know About Guys #3
Thing A Girl Should Know About Guys #2
Things A Girl Should Know About Guys #1
Female Ejaculation (Squirt'n)
Buttery Nipple #2 recipe
3 Dollar Hooker recipe
How To Make Sex On The Beach ( the drink )
How Much Dick Can A Girl Take In Her Ass or Pussy ?
Surprise Her with a Quickie
Slippery When Wet
Spoon Split
Love In An Elevator
Bang'n In The Fitting Room
Tent Fucking
Fuck Her In Your Friend's Closet
How To Pimp Your Ride Out Cheaply
Sex in a Car....
Why Take Care of Your Car ?
How To Make French Toast
FOUR IN A HAND KNOT (tie tying)
Lik.m.aid ?? Oh hell yes !!!
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A cucumber, a Penis and an Olive

Out-of-Bedroom Experiences #5
8:58AM on May 24, 2012

If you really like to get freaky taking a train is the way to go. You'll have to pay a little extra to get your own berth, but you can use the private area as your exclusive passion playground. All aboard!

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Out-of-Bedroom Experiences #4
8:54AM on May 24, 2012

To get it on in the great outdoors without having to lie down in the dirt, search for a big boulder you can hide behind so you're not visible from the trail. With your back against the rock and your legs wrapped around your man's waist, you can enjoy standup nooky as well as the scenery.

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Out-of-Bedroom Experiences #3
8:53AM on May 24, 2012

If you or your guy has a home gym, use it to work up a sweat. The bench is the right balance of firm and soft, plus it puts you in perfect alignment for girl-on-top sex. Have him lie down, then lower yourself on top of him, using your legs to move up and down.

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Out-of-Bedroom Experiences #2
8:49AM on May 24, 2012

You can put a new spin on this classic hookup spot by getting out of the backseat. Spread a blanket on the hood and have an old-school romp under the stars.

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Out-of-Bedroom Experiences #1
8:47AM on May 24, 2012

I personally don't like being in the bedroom all the time when I'm having sex with someone . Kitchen carnal action may be nothing new to you, but the icebox might be uncharted territory. Open the door to the refrigerator and have your man sit on the floor with his back against the cool shelves. Then straddle him. Not only will the cold air give you both a thrill (you'll surely perk up!), but you can also incorporate food into your frisky play.

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Things A Girl Should Know About Guys #5
11:51PM on May 17, 2012

Talking during sex stimulates more than our ears. What kind of talk? Dirty, praising and instructive are great starts. As amusing as it may sound, a womans words can make a guy feel as potent and virile as a Roman gladiator, even if hes a suburban banker.

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#truth!
  
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Thing A Girl Should Know About Guys #4
11:49PM on May 17, 2012

We Encourage Fantasies Men want to share their fantasies but worry their wives and serious girlfriends will shame or judge them. Guys wish women would reveal their imaginings. If you want to open yourself to these possibilities? Try making a game of it. First, and most important, promise not to judge the other; then, privately write out scenarios that have tantalized you and place them in a box. When you are next intimate, pull one out. If you're both comfortable, give it a shot.

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Thing A Girl Should Know About Guys #3
11:40PM on May 17, 2012

There are many places a woman should touch a guy when trying to control him. Like the chest, the inner thighs and face. Two other key areas: Gently gripping a mans testicles can be a real turn-on, as it blends control with release. Also, stimulating the perineum, the area between the scrotum and anus, will heighten pleasure during oral sex.

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Thing A Girl Should Know About Guys #2
11:35PM on May 17, 2012

We Appreciate Sex for Sex Sake Having said that about intimacy, sometimes a little throw-me-down sex is the right medicine. According to some psychotherapist and sexologist, Men want their wives to enjoy raw sex, not just endure it or take it personally. For men, its not about dominating a woman, but ravishing her. On occasion, try letting him ravish you.

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Things A Girl Should Know About Guys #1
11:23PM on May 17, 2012

Guys Respond to Praise Its believed that guys are so consumed by our libido that we have no self-consciousness surrounding sex. But men are no different from women when it comes to compliments as catalysts for sexual confidence. This praise can be delivered before reaching the bedroom (give men the once-over and tell them how buff they look), and after (give guys the once-over and tell them how buff we look naked). Along those lines, guys worry about the size of their guts (and other measurable organs), their hair (or lack thereof) and other attributes. Try to be extra affirming about those sensitivities.

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Female Ejaculation (Squirt'n)
12:05PM on May 15, 2012

Female Ejaculation ( Or Squirt'n For Amateur Who Don't Know It's True Name) No, its not an urban legend. Or even a Yeti or Bigfoot. Female ejaculation might be elusive, but making her squirt is not impossible. You just have to stroke her the right way. Women who are more in touch with their bodies and their sexuality may know what makes them squirt, and you may be fortunate enough to have them do it all over you. Then again, there are other women who have never experienced an orgasm (much less ejaculated), so they might need a little more help. But that doesnt mean it cant be done. Even women who have never ejaculated can be surprised when they find themselves covered in liquid after being brought to the heights of ecstasy. A womans ejaculate is expelled from the urethra, the same place where urine comes out, not the G-spot, as you might think. Its a clear fluid, not related to urine at all. But if your girl doesnt have control over her PC muscles she might just pee all over you. And if she doesnt she might feel like shes going to. Should she feel like she may urinate, dont freak out. Its normal for her to feel like shes going to pee. If you make her nervous, shell hold back and not ejaculate at all. She has to relax and completely let go. If she does end up peeing a bit and you go crazy on her, shell never do it again. Make peace with a possible golden shower. Who knows, you may even like it. If your girl is inhibited you can work her G-spot all you want, but if shes not ready to open up shes not going to come. The feeling might even annoy her since it will make her feel like shes going to pee. So make sure shes ready and willing to get wet. While stimulation to any number of erogenous zones can make her ejaculate, the best way is to manipulate her G-spot. Of course, just dont go straight for the goods without warming her up. Women are less like microwaves and more like ovens when it comes to heating up. Start off with foreplay; lick her clitoris, play with her breasts, get her ready for the next course. Once shes aroused, insert two fingers into her vagina with your palm facing up. If youre good at multitasking you can keep licking her clitoris too. Approximately an inch or two inside her vagina, youll feel a round spongy patch; that, my friends, is her G-spot. Move your fingers in a come-hither motion. In other words, pretend youre motioning for someone to come over with two fingers instead of one. It may become solid, which is a good thing. It means shes getting seriously excited. Keep it up and increase the pressure. To take it up a notch, use your other hand to press down on the area between her naval and her pubic mound. That will increase the pressure from the other side as well, adding to her arousal. f she tells you she feels like shes going to pee, assure her thats its not possible for her to do so and to just let it go. Her instincts will tell her to hold back, so you need to encourage her. Coax her by saying things like I cant wait for you to come or I cant wait for you to soak me. As she gets closer to climaxing, prepare yourself for either a spray or a gushing liquid. Either way, its all good. The amount that comes out depends on the woman, so it could be anywhere from a teaspoon to a cup. Make sure you have a towel handy to clean up and give her a break after she comes. Just like the tip of your penis, her vagina might be very sensitive Like anything else, practice makes perfect. She might not ejaculate the first time, but keep trying. After all, winners never quit. Try different positions, talking dirty, increased foreplay, and more stimulation on other parts of her body as you insert your fingers inside. For instance, you can kneel while fingering her and use the other hand to touch her breasts and lick her. Or try alternating between penetration and your fingers in doggy-style. If youre well-endowed you may be able to make her come through penetration alone. If all else fails, a little vibrator action will likely get her juiced up.

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Buttery Nipple #2 recipe
11:52AM on May 14, 2012

Mmmm good drink !!! 1/2 shot butterscotch schnapps 1/2 shot Bailey's® Irish cream The Butterscotch Schnapps makes up the bottom layer. The top layer of Baileys should be added using a spoon. This is a layered shot. Delicious!

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3 Dollar Hooker recipe
11:49AM on May 14, 2012

This is a very good drink too !!! 1 oz Bailey's® Irish cream 1/2 oz Captain Morgan® spiced rum 1/2 oz Rumple Minze® peppermint liqueur Stir ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into shot glasse

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How To Make Sex On The Beach ( the drink )
11:45AM on May 14, 2012

This is my live-in girlfriend's favorite drink !!! 1 1/2 oz vodka 1/2 oz peach schnapps 2 oz cranberry juice 2 oz orange juice

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How Much Dick Can A Girl Take In Her Ass or Pussy ?
12:11AM on May 12, 2012

First off it's hard to do damage. I myself have let a few guys with 12 inch long and 3 inch girth of cock have fun in my ass !!! Lol... I'm looking for 14 inches !!! Really I'm not so much into large toys in my ass or pussy , but I love a man with a big strong dick pounding me hard until I cum , and cum , and cum , and again with nature calling screaming orgasms !!! Anyway , it depends on the physical maturity and size of the girl, how experienced she is, and how much she has been with 'big' men. A girl's pussy & asshole will get used to a larger guy. But it can be painful to begin with, with the exception of girth which gives a full feeling. If you hurt her you can hurt yourself too. When you reach bottom (that's her cervix) banging that over and over again on your tip doesn't feel to good afterwards and it will be very sensitive. Plus women will tell you if something is uncomfortable (wheteher it is going too deep or the position you are in) and will make you stop. Friction causes most damage during sex. All women are different and have different wants in sex. What you do with one you may not do with another, what one likes another wont.

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Surprise Her with a Quickie
12:05PM on May 10, 2012

When you jump her out of the blue, it makes her feel like she's so irresistible that you simply can't wait to have her. Right when she gets home, pull her in for a deep kiss to get her going. Relieve her of any bags she's carrying and lead her to the couch, bed, or kitchen table, where you will have already stashed a bottle of lube nearby. Don't totally undress her; just lift up her skirt or pull down her pants. Then use your lubed fingers to massage her clitoris while whispering how hot she is in her ear. The more aroused you are, the faster she'll get into it. (Of course, there will be times when she's not game. If that happens, let it go and try another night.)

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a very good way to please the female

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now that is such a good way to treat that someone special in your life and make her feel so good too
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Slippery When Wet
12:00PM on May 10, 2012

Standing in the shower with him behind you is a great way to have some slippery when wet fun !!! Good for getting read to go to work or school , sneeking away from other people who may live in the house with you. If you think you may dry up in water, keep a silicone-based lube handy. Or just have your guy take a step forward so that the shower is hitting his back and not your ass & pussy. Bonus points if theres a mirror across from the shower that lets you watch the wet and wild action !

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Spoon Split
12:19AM on May 10, 2012

This sex position with a twist is a big favorite with many women because it feels highly intimate and very naughty at the same time. From the traditional spooning position, take her top leg and drape it across your own. This will force her thighs into a fairly widespread position, which can make even the shyest of women feel like a sexual nymph. Youll be able to thrust deeply, while having very easy access to her clitoris. Dont be surprised to see her thrashing about like a madwomen; sex in this position will make her feel extremely saucy.

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Love In An Elevator
11:57PM on May 09, 2012

Going down? Why yes, yes you are...if youre brave enough for this scandalous sex spot. The Lusty Leg Lift, an advanced face-to-face standing position...perfect for a sex goddess who gets it on in elevators! Try it in an older elevator that moves slowly or a freight thats used less often. This way youll have more time before a technician can rescue you, after you pull or push the Stop control

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Bang'n In The Fitting Room
11:52PM on May 09, 2012

Just think of the view youd get from the three-way mirror...hot, hot, hot !!! Standing face-to-face, with you on top of the rooms bench so your feet dont show, like The Sofa-Spread Eagle. No bench? Opt for another standing position where he has to pick you up !!!

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