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The quintessential soldier... 2:44PM on March 18, 2010
If you had to make this decision:
To save thousands of people (maybe millions)
One or maybe ten people have to die...
You have to kill them...
Could you do what needed to be done ???
A soldier carries out his duties without exception... Without question... Could you be the quintessential soldier ???
I was reminded of this from a older television episode of Twilight Zone or outr limits... idk....
This man found himself in Germany while Hitler was a baby... He had the opportunity to kill the baby (with the knowledge of what would happen if he didn't, how many would die, how it would change the world). Still he missed his opportunity.
If you knew what they had done, that they were guilty... Could you turn them over to the authorities ???
There was a woman lately turned in her two children(ages 16 & 17) for robbing a liquor store.
On the one hand people are praising her (maybe for being a upstanding citizen)
On the other hand they are condeming her (is that or being a bad mother )
actually, I believed they can chuck about 500lbs per day... I saw that some where... lol
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Newest sex scandal... 4:34PM on March 05, 2010
in the Vatican... not the 1st... just the newest...
two members have been running a gay prostitution ring...
Why was one a Nigerian man ??? idk just saying...
I agree sex is a natural thing (hence the term sex life...) & that once you have sex it's like opening the flood gates whether you are male of female it makes no difference... & never mind the difference in sex drive...
Keeping that in mind. Is it unrealistic to think that anyone can go without sex for an extended period of time, let alone your entire life... once again I have my opinion, but...
It actually raises more questions... about society's view points & reactions on sexuality as a whole...
i agree sex is suppose to be fun and enjoyable why should society react. sex is sex whether same sex or not.
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what should she do ??? 4:17PM on March 05, 2010
If you with a guy who is taking care of your kids, holding down a job, good in bed but embarrassing when your out at clubs etc. because he's not that bright...
1. What should you do ??? Should you do anything ???
2. Who's wrong here ??? Is there a wrong & right ???
My freind needs help... I have my own opinion but she could use yours...
Does size really matter ??? (2) 2:50PM on February 25, 2010
I'm above average height & I think guys that are 6'2" to 6'4" are ideal for me... well what I like anyway...
On the other hand my cousin is 6' or so & she keeps attracting midgets... Well, given her height, a guy that is 5'4" with a sparkling personality still has an issue...
Does size really matter ??? 2:49PM on February 25, 2010
Does size really matter ???
I'm really attracted to fit guys. But I keep attracting overly muscular guys... the Muscle Mag cover model type...
I'm a bit of a gym rat at times... but, while I appreciate all the muscles they are never quite right... but the ones that find me obviously never leave the gym... which is too much for me... What do I do ???
Is there a such thing as... 2:45PM on February 25, 2010
Is there a such thing as penis phobia ???
My freind Margaret is afraid of penis... she wants to have sex but also is afraid of touching herself...
We threw a party and she found herself under a sheet kissing this guy, which was fine till he took out his penis & asked her to hold it in her hand. She started screaming like she had been raped !!!
She keeps coming to me for advice. Margaret is 26 yo & she's had sex maybe 10 times & didn't like it. What should she do ???
A guy can't obtain an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery. The guy asks what the surgery is. The doctor tells him they take the muscles from the base of a baby elephants trunk, insert them in the base of his penis, and hope for the best. The guy says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier so go ahead. The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later gives him the go ahead to "try out his new equipment". The guy takes his girlfriend out to dinner. While at dinner he starts feeling an incredible pressure in his pants. It gets incredibly unbearable and he figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants. No sooner does he do this than his penis pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs a dinner roll, and disappears back into his pants. His girlfriend sits in shock for a few moments, then gets a sly look on her face. She says "That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?" With his eyes watering and a painful expression on his face, he says "Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another dinner roll up my ass!".
well, it's true... lol 3:08PM on February 24, 2010
In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone:
"Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin."
Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but as the lazy no-goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long. They simply wrote: "Returned unopened."
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that reads...
Dear Wife,
I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand
Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old secretary."
When he arrived at the hotel there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows...
Dear Husband,
I too am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the
Breakwater Hotel with my handsome and virile 18 year old boy toy. AND,
you, being an accountant, will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18."
Well, one night a boy and his girlfriend are out on a date and as the boy pull in his girlfriends drive-way to let her out she tells him to come over the next night for dinner and meet her parents. The boy agrees and the girl says to him that after dinner they will make love. Well the boy agrees and as he is on his way home, he thinks to himself ,"This will be my first time sleeping with someone, so before I go over to her house ill stop by the pharmacy and buy some condoms". Well that day went by and they young boy was on his way to the pharmacy , and as he purchased the condoms the pharmacist gives him a mean look, the boy thinks nothing of it and goes on. Well, when the boy is at his girlfriends house, her mother asks him to say the blessing before dinner, well the boy is going on and on about stuff during the prayer and his girlfriend leans to him and says " I didn't know you were such a religious person" and the boy says back " I didn't know your dad is a pharmacist".
you really should read part 1... it kinda prefaces this entry...
Does society want women to be dainty (helpless, simple) ??? Like our ideal predecesors... not expected to function of our own volition...
It would seem that way. On the one hand you have todays' successful woman.
She balances business, children, home & a sexlife... Not perfectly but still pretty amazingly...
It would seem that if you are not in a compromising postion they seek to trap you in one. You have no idea how many people have approached me with the question: Why don't you have kids ??? How did you accomplish this ??? Why did you do that ??? You can hear the shock, disdain etc. in their voice even if they don't say it...
Then you have society old & young alike who can totally understand (and have many negative opinions but none that are helpful for) a woman with several children, poor living standards & really stagnant in very compromising, degrading & damaging conditions. No plans for moving forward. Actually oblivious to the situation they are subjecting themselves & their children to....
you're pregnant (and alone, ineviatably) -Where are the people to help you make a competent decision ??? Or at best to tell you that your life is not over if you keep the child & keep you from falling out of the race.
you're in an abusive relationship- Where are the family & freinds to pull you out of that situation ??? Do you realize you are in an unhealthy relationship ???
you're hustling on the street to no avail- How do you get to that place where you are happier, with yourself, with your surroundings, with your life ??? If you are happier (as opposed to desperate, vengeful, miserable & just seeking something to make you laugh for the moment...) it's contagious, you make the people around you happier (if they want to be)
Bottomline... you own your body... what you do with it is up to you, that's how I think it should be... You should be seeking to elevate yourself... not materialistically... In the mental aspect... Do what you know is right for you... If you don't know figure it out... It does not help to hurt others, that has no positive effect for you (it shouldn't, nowadays who knows...)
You could take the teachings of Nietzsche & apply them in a good way... Or you can be another Hitler... That's what he utilized from his studies...
The thing is... if you are already on the bottom of this worlds' shit pile & shit rolls downhill... where is it gonna go ??? Right back on you... I'll b back to bitch some more later... need some funny... lol
on women, some history... pt 1 2:16PM on February 24, 2010
In earlier times... women were looked at as:
Property (a possession)... In many countries to this day... not only is the marriage arranged but the brides' family was to give money, goats, gold, silver, whatever the husband would want as a dowry/ bribe, so that the husband would accept her, because they are giving these things to him... not for her to live comfortably but so that he will tolerate her. That's my thought...
A burden... female children in China (Mao se Tung era, which is very recent...) we drown directly after birth, to the extent that, to no avail signs were posted at the rivers 'please no drowning of baby girls here'. Every morning the people were greeted by a sea of tiny bodies on the water. Why ???
The Mao se Tung regime (communist- believe in the bare minimum, no frivolity. No one person is better than the next. So they should have just what they need. Work your job & that is it. They tore down all the trees... no flowers, no color, that meant grey uniforms... nothing to make you think, create, be happy. He also decreed that you may have only one child per household)
(Now we know that there are the vast disparity between females & males in the world is due to stress & illness. At the point in human gestation where the sex is determined... If the mother is stressed or unwell it is much more likely that a girl will be produced. What if we had known that a couple of centuries ago ???)
Therefore, you cannot afford a big family... & in Chinese culture if the family has a boy, he works the family business. He marries & the new wife comes to live with the family... If you have a girl, she works what she can. When she marries, she leaves to live with her husband & you have nothing.
An embarrassment... King Henry the eighth was hard pressed to produce a male heir to the throne. He married & produced several female children...
The tragedy that ensued (him loping off the heads of his wives, including Anne Bolin, so that he could marry again & mate again...) was because the Pope & the Catholic church said that divorce was against god.
How else do you get rid of this wife & marry another ??? He decreed that it was the queens' choice not to give him a male heir. i.e. she is disrespecting the throne, reaking havoc with the country & should die.
Fun fact (sarcastic) In the Viking days... If you raped a virgin girl, you didn't go to jail, have property taken away, have extremities loped off. No, your punishment by law was to marry your victim, supposedly rape her from now on, well, until death do us part... hilarious !!! And what a punishment that must have been...
We know women settle... 9:37AM on February 18, 2010
I feel like people & circumstances & other women force you to settle (unless you have $$$) then they will empower you... tell you that you deserve to be happy, that the fact you have children doesn't mean you don't deserve a life...
Damned empowered women, refuse to stay married & take shit off men !!! Now the divorce rate is through the roof... Guess, all the Popes' speaches are falling on deaf ears... or are all the perfect Catholic husbands gay...
Men... do you settle ??? Or do you only stop looking for your one & only when you're almost dead ??? That was my question...
Do we only get one ??? 9:16AM on February 18, 2010
Love of my life, life partner etc...
I have to think you have a couple of options... maybe not a huge window, but not just a narrow sliver either...
think of sperm... You only need one, but you have millions... it's survival of the fittest... kinda harsh, ironic & cruel... maybe it's the same with your love life... you leave thousands crushed & defeated... then you finally grow old & die with one ???
Are you depressed yet ??? lol
I was tring to look at the glass half full... I have to believe we hav a couple of perfect candidates, some workable candidates & some that you will try, but should stay the hell away from... If you're anything like me, you'll find the latter, start the next apocalypse... then disappear... struggle not to repeat your last stupidity...
Thing is... I usually listen to my head, listen to my heart when I can... Kinda pragmatic... But I find myself looking for a distraction till my next opportunity... What about you ???
