JUST SHOW MII THE REPORT!!!
7:37PM on November 23, 2010
I was laying in bed watching t.v. one day and a commercial came on. In this commercial the people kept asking for the "CARFAX" and I thought to myself DAMN can I get a "PUSSYFAX or DICKFAX REPORT??"
I mean let's just keep it real all this fucking and random fucking leaves one wondering some ish on the real. So, if I can get a detailed list on what the fuck I'm fucking how easier life would be. I mean dudes would know upfront if that pussy that's looking good really worth fucking or better yet putting your mouth on. Eeeeeewwww nothing worse then putting your mouth on a pussy the homie with herpes just smashed all unprotected in.
For females I mean if we could get a "DICKFAX" we would know if he been beating his dick or really fucking. If he like smashing the homies instead of the hoes and how many hoes has he fucked. My report would be sooo easy to read that it would save you from buying a LEMON. Since we all know there's nothing worse then getting a lemon that you stuck with and can't trade that BIH in worth shit. Now you fucked fucking a lil dick nigga or a big pussy hoe all because you didn't get the report.
When was yah last tune-up(last STI check-up) what was the outcome??
How many wrecks that BIH been in(how many trips to the STI clinic for penicillian)??
How many miles on that BIH(how many homies or hoes you've really fucked)
What the body like(is this a loose pussy or lil dick)??
How many miles per gallon(is this a 5min lover or a track star)??
What ammenities come with it(does she swallow, will he eat pussy and lick ass)??
I mean just think if someone could really give you a report on they pussy or dick and I mean an honest one would you take it or would you smash it without even looking??
My new slogan is "SHOW MII THE PUSSYFAX or DICKFAX REPORT PLEASE!!