Useful Condescending Phrases
3:13PM on January 29, 2008
Here something that I found that you might find quite amusing. (I got a good laugh from it) It's useful condescending phrases as an Evil Overlord told by Steve Meridith. Here I've hand picked some of my favorites phrases and decided to post them in my first blog entry. Enjoy!! 
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
No, my powers can only be used for good.
How about never? Is never good for you?
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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