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THE BEST SEX QUOTES
8:48AM on April 02, 2012
THE BEST SEX QUOTES
I track down some funny, weird, and inspiring sex quotes, and thought what better place to share them . Check them out, and if you have any good ones to add, pleeeeease do put them in the comments below. Oooo ?? and have you got any faves out of this list , do tell. Cheers!
1) "Would it be terribly inconvenient if I arranged to spend this winter between your thighs?"
2) "You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?"
3) "Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope you don't multiply!"
4) "We always assume that the sexual lives of our parents came to a grinding halt at our conception"
5) "A mans dick should always remember its manners, and stand up when a lady wishes to sit down"
6) There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A cheese sandwich is better than bad sex!
7) "She's not a lesbian, she just ran out of men"
8) "When a girl wants love, she offers sex. When a guy wants sex, he offers love."
9) I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now
10) Women dont care about balls. We care about dick... I've never once heard a woman say: "He had such a big full scrotum""
11) "Some women aren't meant to be tamed. They just need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with them.
12) "There are only two times that I want to be with you - Now and Forever."
13) "Love is a name. Sex is a game. Forget the name. Let's play the game!"
14) "For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. Her most responsive G-spot is in her ears. Men wud do well to remember that"
15) "Despite popular beleif, masturbation is the one sexual activity in which the female most frequently reaches orgasm"
16) A girls legs are her best friends, but even the best of friends must sometimes part =->"
17) "You know you're a bad lover when you give women an anti-climax!"
18) "Sex is one of the most sweetest, beautiful, natural, and wholesome things that money can buy!"
19) When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows
20) Definition of a Nymphomaniac: A woman who is as obsessed with sex as the average man
21) An intellectual is a person who has found at least one thing that's more interesting than sex.
22) "Tip: Wearing your skirt so short they can see your tampon string, is NOT sexy."
23) "If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all o.o."
24) "I have a lot of issues with sex...! e.g. Playboy, Penthouse, and Hustler."
25) "U wrapped ur arms around me, pressing ur body against mine and in that moment of perfection I knew we were meant to be"
26) Love Is when you are in the back seat of your car and your feet are hanging out of the window and U couldn't care less
27) "I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself."
28) "Sex is alot like pizza. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good."
29) Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing
30) When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute =->"
31) "A promiscuous person is just a person who lucky enough to be getting more sex than you are"
32) I think I could fall madly in bed with you
33) A man occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation =->
34) Q. What's female Viagra? A. Jewelry
35) "A true lady is one who never shows off her underwear, unintentionally ;->."
36) "Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."
37) "a number of mechanical devices increases sexual arousal in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz convertible
38) The only difference between pornography and erotica is lighting
39) Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best =->"
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Nilou... |
April 13, 2012 (Report It)
wowsers... lol
I used to tell my ex, when I would meet him at the bar: 'I'm legally required to grab your butt whenever I see you. It's ok, it's in the rulebook & I'm a law abiding citizen' lol
I'm totally stealing no. 32 !!!
Add to no. 4 'why mess with perfection ???' lol
I love nos. 7, 11 & 18...
& I totally agree with nos. 8, 10, 14, 15, 20, 21, 30, 3, 35, 37 & 38...
No. 12 was so sweet it gave me a toothache, lol
& no. 27 & 36 are freaking hilarious !!! lol
You rock Levity !!!
Smooches,
Nilou Achtland
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Levit... |
April 05, 2012 (Report It)
Thanks Tweety, yeah some of them touched my funny bone :) Glad you like them. Oh and Woody Allen is the king of great quotes, love that one too! |
Tweety79 |
April 02, 2012 (Report It)
OMG!! How funny Levity...definitely a kewl collection of quotes. A paricular favorite of mine is from a Woody Allen movie and I quote" She said to him, "You are the greatest lover I ever had!" He responded " I practice a lot when I am alone!" Kewl blog Lev xoxo |
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WHO REALLY DOES IT FOR YOU?!
8:39AM on March 30, 2012
What makes for the most superb sexual partner?
Check out my question below
I was reading the lovely SweetKream's blog today which posed the question 'who's the best you ever had and why'. Great topic and got me thinking about what makes for my best sex partner(s).
For me guys who really stand out in my mind and I can't ever forget even years later is someone who is very intimate and deep, is a conversationalist, looks into my eyes whilst fucking me, kisses alot, a whole lot, massages me, caresses me, appreciates ALL my tender spots, not just the obvious spot , is not just a pounder (though pounding is great, dont get me wrong ) but i love someone who has lots of different moves which they naturally apply without prompting with expert care and attention, and who is hugely horny and can cum again and again in a single session, I can't do enough for a guy like that I have to admit , especially if they have an insatiable appetite for my body, oh and mmmm nasty talk and nice loud noises when he busts those nuts, I love that cause in the bedroom, the strong silent type isn't as interesting to me, let me hear(!) how horny he is, that's so cute. Occasionally you find most or even all these qualIties in a man, and boy oh boy it really blows my mind !
QUESTION
In your view what sexual (and otherwise) qualities in a person makes for the best, and most superb sex, that you can't get enough of? I'd be really facinated to know if we have any crossover in what we like in our best sexual partner(s).
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Nilou... |
April 11, 2012 (Report It)
oh wow, do I have a ton to say !!! lol
I will admit, I love a pretty boy (yes, I am very aesthetic minded, lol)
I mean do you really want an 'O' face from someone who isn't all that cute ??? lol
Intelligence is sexy (to get me into the bedroom), I love long hair, pierced nipples, the sculpted chops, Chiseled pecks, abs & arms, Tall & kinda thin works for me... But the right look, the right voice (I loved for you to tell me, well anything... lol)
I think I'm attracted to artists because they are creative in the bedroom too with technique (they know when to have a soft touch or harder & they have the capacity to learn)
And someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously but when given a task, like fucking me correctly, they hit it out of the park... lol
I think sex is best when you feel like you connected & for a short time there are only you two... No problems to solve other than how many things can I do to make you smile, cum, whatever...
Awesome question as always !!! Tweety, I think you can participate... lol (getting out my best denim jean outfit, ya know, pockets... lol)
Smooches,
Nilou Achtland
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gfene... |
April 08, 2012 (Report It)
For me it has been those ladies who I could bring the most pleasure to. Those that say "stop I can't cum anymore" are the ones that I want to get with again right away. |
Queen... |
April 05, 2012 (Report It)
I don't look for "best"... All ppl cum with pluses and minuses and I take them azz they cum. Anyone that I have ever dealt with cumz with something that I find interesting or motivating. I have love in my life, so sex with a person that I'm not in love with, that I like, care for, or just enjoy being with can readily accomodate my sexual needs or desires... Butt hey, datz juz' me. :) |
Levit... |
April 05, 2012 (Report It)
Thanks for contributing Steel, really interesting. It's good to know what turns you on, and it's also good to know the other side, what you don't like. Again a great insite. I guess some ladies don't initiate sex cause they like the man to do it, I can relate to that I think cause don't forget many women have a lifetime of society, friends, and family etc ingraining the concept that nice girls don't do this and nice girls don't do that. It can be a battle not do what your mind tells you is expected of you. So i wouldn't judge harshy on that. As for eye contact in making love, oooo I'm totally with you, it is one of the sexiest things ever. And you superb experience with that lady, wow, it sounds like she taught you a thing or two, you lucky man. Wonderful! |
Levit... |
April 05, 2012 (Report It)
Thanks Tweety, its brilliant to the male perspective, all those things you mention are great tips of ways to tantalise a man, so thank you hun, superb reading and lovely to get an insite. |
steel... |
April 02, 2012 (Report It)
For me the qualities that make for the most superb partner is;
A woman who knows what she wants, what she likes, and turns her on, and is not afraid or timid about letting me know it.
I guess the flip side to your question can also be what turns me off. Like woman who shall I say are in the mood, but will not initiate a session, but wait for the guy to set it off.
I love a woman who will do things like direct my hands towards her breast or kitty while we are simply sitting on the couch kissing. A woman who will while kissing will open her own blouse and move my hand inside, or gently, with her hand prompt me to take her breast in my mouth by moving my head and silently directing me to do what makes her feel good; I mean after all, for me anyway, what gets her off gets me off.
I like most men love touching, feeling, and playing with a womens erogenous zones, but get a bit turned off when with a woman who will not, or needs a lot of prodding before she will play with mine (stroke the dick) lol.
I love moving, changing positions; what I call (The Love Making Dance). I mean after all thats what making love should be; shouldnt it, a dance.
You know Ive only been with two women who would stare directly into my eyes while making love. The first time it caught me by surprise and I thought maybe she was looking at me thinking to herself, This guy ant shitlol but then I got it and loved it. Have to tell this story real quick. The first time a woman lay there staring into my eyes while we were making love made me so insecure that I just said, what the fuck and started to pull out. I mean there was no sense in going on and just embarrassing myself more then I already had; right? Anyway as I was pulling out she constrict the muscles in her pussy so tightly I could not pull out. Then she just said move and used her muscles to pull me back in, placing her feet on the bed, lifting her body up and started grinding against me with long deep strokes. Wow!!! Talk bout Heaven on Earth
Conversation before, during, and after is very important and dose not have to be about sex, but too must say a little sex talk after I cum would get me erect again that much faster
Anyway just a few of the things I like
Steel
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wolfm... |
April 01, 2012 (Report It)
Enthusiasm, paying attention, & love to explore. |
Tweety79 |
March 31, 2012 (Report It)
Kissing while locked in the throws of a hot fuck, feeling her get hotter as you speak to her...I think we both have the same interest. I love a woman that tells me what she likes as they happen, searching each other for those little bites that thrill and elevate! Pinch my nipples and moan in my ear...I will cum all over you....wanting to be a role player in the the middle of hot sex only makes me hotter....I to like the romance involved but talk to me, tell me and kiss me so deep my cock throbs inside you...don't stop fucking me just because I got off, make me hard again and see where it goes....Are there any perfect lovers out there? I am not sure but I am willing to try and find her...from the intimate touching to the pounding of flesh and sinking in a puddle of sweat, not spent but ready for more!
I still have memories of a near perfect sexual partner and it leads to my fantasies and her fantasies...where you will find the perfect partner...until the dreams are unleashed and reality takes command....
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Levit... |
March 31, 2012 (Report It)
Hi Tweety, thanks for the response hun. But no, I would LOVE the male point of view on this too if possible. :) |
Tweety79 |
March 31, 2012 (Report It)
Most extraordinary question Levity! I only wish I could answer but it seems as though you are looking for responses from the female point of view. Very kewl lady and most expressive of you laying out all the qualities that remain in your mind following a zesty session! |
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Levit... |
April 05, 2012 (Report It)
ha ha mrstickman757 "RRoarhhhhhh!!!!" indeed. Yes I'll be your hot neighbor any day. Re the teacher student thing, I don't think I ever fancied a teacher at school, but then my school had mostly female teachers, and appart from one teacher who used to wear her trousers so tight you could see the outline of her pussy lips (literally) lol, at school fancying teachers couldn't have been further from my mind. By the way the teachers grafically tight trousers at the time for me was more a "eeek errrkk O_O" than an "ahhhh" lol. Still I definitely know what you mean in a role playing sense mmmmmmmm I've done that in a vid / flix and it was one of the most popular I did, so I think we aint alone in likeing this role play scenario :) |
Levit... |
April 05, 2012 (Report It)
liknoneother lol, I love how you ended that great scenario ".......My favorite role though is probably playing a nasty worthless bitch lol =)" that was brilliant ha ha ha, and I have to agree too, mmmm it's so kinky just to play the wanton hussy! love it. Re the therapist role you mention, love that too. and with a couple oooo yes, how ingenious. And so so sexy, I love how your mind works babygirl, you are always full of such sensual fantasies, I hope you write a book, it would be a wonderful mmmmm stimulating read. |
mrsti... |
March 25, 2012 (Report It)
I like both watching and participating If I was to indulge right now I would do the teacher/student scenario because we all had that teacher we fantasize about fucking the teacher. Then I would do the mom and hot neghbor in a threesome. with the mom being bisexual and further more I'm the dominate my partner must prove herself to be dominate, when u cum for your in my jungle RRoarhhhhhh!!!! |
likno... |
March 09, 2012 (Report It)
I enjoy indulging in role play. If I were to participate tonight I would want to play a couple therapist. I would want a very sexy male and bisexual female to tell me what it is they've been in need of lately, what it is there partners not doing, and where I should began to touch to make it all better. I would lay them down side by side as I licked them head to toe front to back one by one with there eyes closed. Next I would allow a three some to began where as though all activity is now involving the 3 of us. I would give them both what they desire from each other then have them wash my body as we all showered. Lastly in robes we would all reminisce on how important it is to keep passion alive inorder to maintain a healthy relationship=) ....My favorite role though is probably playing a nasty worthless bitch lol =) |
Levit... |
March 03, 2012 (Report It)
Nilou, mmmm fury college girl, the making of a hot scene if ever there was one. Oh and don't remind me 'The walk of shame', lol. It's a long long while since I did the walk of shame, dear lord, Wherever I'm spending the night, ima get a cab or a lift to my door in the morning, fk using public transport the next day wearing your dishevelled party attire from the night before O.O, thank god dem days are over ha ha. Thanks for that hidious memory boo o_0 ;-} lol |
Levit... |
March 03, 2012 (Report It)
Queen D, I love that quote "dominant by nature, submissive by choice" lol I'm stealing that phrase! :-D. Yeah I get what you mean, being yourself, absolutamento!, that's probably why I find myself, all be it in different guises (teacher, nurse, boss . .), playing a similar type of female role. Girl in charge in a business capacity, then womanly whiles come into play, with obvious results. I wanna change that up a bit more though. Its nice to experiment ;) |
Levit... |
March 03, 2012 (Report It)
Tweety I might have known you'd be a fully paid up member *giggle* :-D to the ways of roleplaying. Oh yes nurse / patient or patient / doctor, mmmmm yes yes. Actually I want to purchase white cloth coat soon so a gent I know can play the wayward doc, who tries but fails to resist the charms of his flirty female patient. Mmmm thinking about that alone got me wet ...ahem, moving on. Yes finding willing participants, its not the willingness I found sometimes tricky it's the abilty to improvise lol I'm not yet at the stage to be working from a script :) so finding guys who love getting into the role and talking the part off the cuff can end up a mess in terms of filming :) and I'm certainly not a dab hand myself, there's quite a few retakes let me tell you. Basically practice makes perfect, so ima keep on practicing :) ..... and re Two young ladies and yourself, your all time fantasy, oh my goodness, I'm wishing you the upmost luck, cause I neeeeed to see THAT on on camera! damnright lol |
Nilou... |
March 02, 2012 (Report It)
1. yes, indulging
2. Furry, college girl... I have all night... lol (I can send them on the walk of shame in the am, lol)
3. Domination
lovin' the blog !!!
Smooches,
Nilou Achtland |
Queen... |
March 02, 2012 (Report It)
1.) I enjoy watching and indulge occassionally... I prefer to keep things real... I'm dominate by nature, but submissive by choice...
2.) I only have one role, being myself, then I adjust from there...
3.) I enjoy being myself and don't think about scenarios that often. I truly enjoy the various scenarios offered by you Levity... Butt hey, datz juz' me. ;D |
Tweety79 |
March 02, 2012 (Report It)
I am a big fan of both participating and watching role play. If I was to indulge in some right now I believe the nurse patient scenario is one I would have to try..but finding a willing partner to act out such roles has become quite a problem, some say that they can't be that way because they are so real yet they don't even participate in real sex with some nice verbal communication. Myall time fantasy role play would involve two young ladies and me being the older brother....always wanted to do that one!! Kewl blog Levity, always stimulating :)) |
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HAPPY HUMP DAY ( )( )
10:24AM on January 18, 2012
I slowly peeled off my panties and laid down on my bed then.....
just a l'il tease. Watch my pussy grinding / tribbing videos!
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domet... |
March 24, 2012 (Report It)
i don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind |
likno... |
March 09, 2012 (Report It)
Damn so sexy, amazing and beautiful! |
Levit... |
March 03, 2012 (Report It)
Awe, thanks nigel hun :) x |
nigeblue |
February 26, 2012 (Report It)
Lovely Levity would so enjoy seeing you doing that making yourself feeling so good you are such a Sexy Lady Kisses to you |
Levit... |
February 03, 2012 (Report It)
mrstickman and bushtuckerman, thanks v much :) xxx |
mrsti... |
February 01, 2012 (Report It)
Hey sexy just showing you some luv and great story BTW nice ass and tits |
BushT... |
February 01, 2012 (Report It)
great piece, the artwork is splendid! |
Levit... |
January 31, 2012 (Report It)
Nilou, I luv it when a plan comes together :) lol , glad I got u off! ha ha :) x |
Levit... |
January 31, 2012 (Report It)
That made for very horny reading dom. Thanks for sharing. :) |
Levit... |
January 31, 2012 (Report It)
Awe thanks QueenD always so nice when you stop by x |
Nilou... |
January 21, 2012 (Report It)
Great story , you got me excited !!! Love ya ....kisses !!! |
domet... |
January 18, 2012 (Report It)
i use to raise my ass up a little to really get her off good,
she would cum so hard leaving my ass all wet. after getting her off she would happily give me her big, brown ass in return, riding her, letting her feel my thickness deep in her ass and pussy, exchanging naughty comments and sly grins of pleasure. A hot time for all! |
domet... |
January 18, 2012 (Report It)
i was happy to be of service for her, i would have done anything for her pleasure, with in reason, lol. |
domet... |
January 18, 2012 (Report It)
oh Lev, i loved it!! I remember years ago i had a girlfriend who love to grind against my naked ass to begin our love making. I love how she would use me to get herself off,
such a turn on. |
Tweety79 |
January 18, 2012 (Report It)
Nice Levity, is always a pleasure both watching and reading about your tribbing pleasures. I do so enjoy it when you do....both! Kewl baby, ttfn xoxo |
215Li... |
January 18, 2012 (Report It)
U always have interesting vids and u keep it cumming babe.. |
Queen... |
January 18, 2012 (Report It)
Juz' cummin' bi 2 sat HI in your mid-week post pkus I like cummin' 2 your blog cuz da pix are so up-close!!! ;D |
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Levit... |
March 26, 2012 (Report It)
Mmmmm Carib869 cum here! |
Carib869 |
March 19, 2012 (Report It)
better move thos before i get to biting lol |
BushT... |
February 01, 2012 (Report It)
your tits are shown off to great advantage ... I love those boots to pieces |
domet... |
January 10, 2012 (Report It)
nice close ups Lev and you skin looks so smooth and soft |
likno... |
January 09, 2012 (Report It)
Beautiful:) |
Nilou... |
January 08, 2012 (Report It)
Great photos ! |
Levit... |
January 08, 2012 (Report It)
Oooo great comments, thanks v much all xxx |
nigeblue |
January 08, 2012 (Report It)
Lovely Sexy Levity, what a lovely tease you are, would so love to squeeze your lovely mellons so much but would lovely to squeeze that lovely bum of yours while licking that lovely sweet spot of yours so good. Kisses and Licks for you, you Lovely Sexy Lady |
jayma... |
January 07, 2012 (Report It)
mmmmmm levy these pics hot hot hot |
jokeer84 |
January 07, 2012 (Report It)
Naughty naughty Levity!!!! |
likno... |
January 07, 2012 (Report It)
GREAT! Your beautiful ma |
Queen... |
January 07, 2012 (Report It)
Worxxx 4 mi!!! :D |
Tweety79 |
January 07, 2012 (Report It)
Always themost creative shots my dear...leaving little to the imagination but always leading to more exciting things, kewl beans levity xo |
domet... |
January 06, 2012 (Report It)
great pics Lev, close up and clear |
mrciv... |
January 06, 2012 (Report It)
Wowzer Lev!! Your mellons are looking juicy as ever. Love the ones with your top struggling to hold them in. More please hehe :) |
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Freak... |
March 09, 2012 (Report It)
I LOVE getting my face fucked by a woman that really enjoys it & knows how to move, I always end up jacking off because of how much it turns me on. Its my favorite sex act. I have a serious fantasy of having a woman use me just to eat her pussy & jack off for her on call.I just loose myself...... |
Nilou... |
January 08, 2012 (Report It)
Awesome !!! |
Levit... |
January 04, 2012 (Report It)
LOL Well if Queen D weren't into 'queening' there would have to be something seriously wrong :) |
Queen... |
January 02, 2012 (Report It)
To answer your questions A) Yes, ya kno' dat I an into "queening" LOL ;) B) I enjoy watching particularly when the woman has a gr8 azz, butt I enjoy indulging even more!!! C) The position isn't azz important azz the oral technique of the person servicing me,,, Butt hey, datz juz' me!!! ;) |
Pop_m... |
December 29, 2011 (Report It)
Looks realy really satisfying |
Levit... |
December 23, 2011 (Report It)
yeh dom, 69 is probably a very different animal, but I get your drift. Try this, you might like it. |
Levit... |
December 23, 2011 (Report It)
Jay :() that can be arranged lol |
Levit... |
December 23, 2011 (Report It)
Nigel, might have known this would be right up your street :). Merry Christmas sexy gent! |
Levit... |
December 23, 2011 (Report It)
Ah Tweety, yes the non-masked face smothering is probably always best, but the gimp likes his gimp mask, wadayagonnado lol :) |
domet... |
December 22, 2011 (Report It)
i have done a 69 position but haven't done facesitting yet, i would try it, i love pleasing the pussy. |
jayma... |
December 22, 2011 (Report It)
levy i wold love for you to sit that big phat ass on my face |
nigeblue |
December 22, 2011 (Report It)
Lovely Levity, must say I like having a nice sweet tasting wet pussy sitting on my face love being able to enjoy my tongue going nice and deep into a lovely pussy like yours but really love licking the clit good too till a Sexy Lady tingles so nice. Kisses to you Lovely Sexy Levity |
Tweety79 |
December 22, 2011 (Report It)
I love having my face sat on but never did it in a mask. It was always the pussy on my moustache type but always a big turn on. I prefer to have her sitting so she has easy access to my cock and balls just for selfish reasons of course lol. |
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Nilou... |
January 08, 2012 (Report It)
Beautiful !!! |
Pop_m... |
December 29, 2011 (Report It)
Awesome pic sexy lady |
mrciv... |
November 18, 2011 (Report It)
Glad you enjoyed your summer Lev. And your garden looks lovely. May I hint at another photo shot perhaps?? It might be cute to see you in the snow.. You know a snow angel hehehe. I know you don't like the cold but I bet it would look hot. Kisses Lev!! |
Levit... |
October 09, 2011 (Report It)
imn2deep I like your "Ol' Man Winter" description of the hell that is the freezing weather season. Maybe if I think of it as a kind but grumpy old gentleman it'll be easier to tolerate. lol yeah right, but I'll give that a try anyhow :) it might just work! |
imn2deep |
October 09, 2011 (Report It)
yes LEVI!! Ilove Indian Summer and I even fired up the grill and had a few brews. And since i live in Indiana, I know we won't have long til Ol' Man Winter comes for his vacation!!LOL |
Levit... |
October 08, 2011 (Report It)
Hi Bush. Yeah what a bummer, since the glorious weekend of last week, the temperature has taken a distinct turn for the worse. Still warmer than previous octobers though. |
BushT... |
October 06, 2011 (Report It)
How things change in a week, at least we have these great pictures to remind us how good it was |
Levit... |
October 06, 2011 (Report It)
Muah, thanks dear Nigel :) |
Levit... |
October 06, 2011 (Report It)
Pimpin great to see you stopped through baby x |
Levit... |
October 06, 2011 (Report It)
Dom yup, an excelent way to start the day, you can't have too much nature, it's just so lovely not matter how you look at it. |
Levit... |
October 05, 2011 (Report It)
Queen, you kill me "we'll have to use skin flakes for snow" that is the funniest line ever! ha ha haaaaah :-))) |
Levit... |
October 05, 2011 (Report It)
Tweety, omg snow already, wow, the weather is going a bit haywire all over it seems. Like you say though, probably a blip. Over here it is still nice, though not quite as hot as at the weekend. |
Levit... |
October 05, 2011 (Report It)
Hi Jay, lol that's not my back yard, its down by the lake, it is lovely and clean and beautiful though like you say. Appart from the seaside, its the perfect place to be on a hot day. |
domet... |
October 04, 2011 (Report It)
and those legs make it sweeter |
nigeblue |
October 04, 2011 (Report It)
Lovely Levity yes it is great having such hot weather for October here, and glad that you made the most of it, and you dressed so nice and look so good, Kisses |
Seaso... |
October 03, 2011 (Report It)
you got me Lookin |
domet... |
October 03, 2011 (Report It)
and those legs back it sweeter. |
domet... |
October 03, 2011 (Report It)
a good way to start the day surrounded by greenery and leaves, something about the morning. |
Queen... |
October 03, 2011 (Report It)
Well livin' in Tx,. itz srill in the 90z and the leavez juz' turn in2 tumbleweedz... It did rain once last week, but after a cup of coffee, dat dried up what wuz left... LOL Of course, your vid klip made mi alil wet, butt datz annudda story... LOL Itz so dry here, we may hafta use ol' skin flakes 4 snow?!? LMAO ;) |
jayma... |
October 03, 2011 (Report It)
Wow levy your backyard is clean it would be nice if i was there standing next to you |
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October 03, 2011 (Report It)
mmmm Lapping it up sounds good to me Lev! I am glad the summer weather has extended itself to you but alas here in the state I live in about 100 miles south of here they got 4 inches of snow on October 2 and they opened the ski resort. LOL I believe we will have an Indian summer also and that snow was just a glitch as they say. Kewl hon xoxo |
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October 04, 2011 (Report It)
wow i just love those pics very hot. and i know u put it on him mmmmmmmgreat work as allways |
Levit... |
August 20, 2011 (Report It)
yup dom, it was certainly some good fucking |
Levit... |
August 20, 2011 (Report It)
Nilou ...contrary to popular beleif lol, i don't set out with the objective to 'break' men, i luv 'em far too much for that lol |
Levit... |
August 20, 2011 (Report It)
kisses nigel, yup it was orgasmic. thanks for dropping by luv xx |
Levit... |
August 20, 2011 (Report It)
fishscale27 bring it :) |
Levit... |
August 20, 2011 (Report It)
LOL :o) his dick is still very much intact, you funnnnny :) ha ha |
mrblk... |
August 20, 2011 (Report It)
from my prior knowledge of you.. you probably broke his dick in half..lol...THE MILF RULES !!! |
nigeblue |
August 19, 2011 (Report It)
Lovely Levity, looks like you had some good hard fun, you rode him nice too and he spread your legs so good before giving you a nice hard treat. Kisses to you |
fishs... |
August 18, 2011 (Report It)
i can do betta |
Nilou... |
August 16, 2011 (Report It)
Did you break him mamas ???
I know he had to put in some serious work....
I guess if he earned it it's ok...
Lovely as always !!!
Smooches,
Nilou Achtland |
domet... |
August 16, 2011 (Report It)
it looks like he gave you the fuck of your life!! i can't wait to purchase this one. |
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MASSEUSE GONE WILD
12:46PM on August 09, 2011
MASSEUSE GONE WILD ~ ROLE PLAY
Ever had a massage? Did it have a happy ending?!
In this scene I'm the kinky massage therapist giving his body a good working over and oiling up, not long till I work myself into a hot mess rubbing his smooth naked body, so much so I eventually have to remove my moist panties, after that only a matter of time till Im sliding up and down him, grinding on him, then he impales my steamy love hole with his rock hard DICK, and loudly busts two dirty phat nuts right up my hot wet snatch, dont worry though, I got mine too and came all over him, yes he worked up this juicy pussy to a messy squelshy cumlicious climax!!
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BushT... |
February 01, 2012 (Report It)
where is the order form, I need my treatment
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January 08, 2012 (Report It)
Cool !!! |
CUMFI... |
August 26, 2011 (Report It)
if your interested 5045200422 |
Levit... |
August 20, 2011 (Report It)
tell u what imn2deep hun, come to the UK and i'll give you my special. You'll be suprised but delighted :() xxxx |
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August 09, 2011 (Report It)
WHERE CAN I SIGN UP FOR UR SERVICES DEARHEART?lol |
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PROVERB: LIFE
5:35PM on July 28, 2011
I love this proverb somebody said, off the cuff, on FormSpring! I thought I'd share. If you have any inspiring sayings to share, please do.
Life is short, live it.
Love is rare, grab it.
Anger is bad, dump it.
Fear is awful, face it.
Being YOU, cherish it!!
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Nilou... |
January 08, 2012 (Report It)
Neat !!! |
BushT... |
September 07, 2011 (Report It)
Very inspirational, I can only think of nil illegitimati carborundum (dont let the bastards grind you down - thanks to Norman Stanley Fletcher) |
Levit... |
August 20, 2011 (Report It)
cheers for the comments guys xxx |
nigeblue |
August 09, 2011 (Report It)
Lovely Levity, thanks for sharing that great proverb if you do all of that, then life can only be good |
domet... |
July 29, 2011 (Report It)
a good quote Lev, something to remember |
Seaso... |
July 29, 2011 (Report It)
I say when things get back Roll up and when you Pull it meaning en hell it say Fuck it.... |
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CAN SQUIRTING BE TAUGHT?
12:57PM on July 17, 2011
Can squirting be taught? What do you think? Yes or No?
Last night he told me he can teach me to squirt. Well he definitely knows how to lick this pussy right, he kisses expertly and intensely too. And his dick is rock hard and ever ready, so it would appear, it's like a thick rod jutting out so proud. I met him a month ago or so. We keep bumping into each other on the scene. But I had my first private experience with him only last night though we have dabbled a little before this. This time we slipped away and got more down to business,. Not the full shebang as it was at a party, and people will keep poking their head round the door at these events to take a look. Privacy was not the order of the day so it was a quickish thrill but none the less exciting for it.
Hes much taller than me, which I like, and very handsome. with a solid hard body, though I didnt get to see him fully naked,. But all that will change soon, well I hope. When he licked my open pussy he got his whole face in there, smothered himself in me, he loved the wetness, he tells me the nastier it is the better he likes it, and indeed the harder I grinded down on his face, the more turned on he got. Good for me, cause you know how I love to grind this slutty minge till I bust my sweet lady O. Yeah, it's nice.
Like I said though, no time for the full glory here, though a taste and a tease is never a bad thing right!? But back to the subject at hand, he reckons that given time, he can definitely get me to squirt, he claims he has the expertise and has a list of reformed non squirters as long as your arm that he transformed into squirters and gushers with those there expert fingers. How did he learn to do this I asked? Research and practice he said! Hmmmmm.
He tells me that any woman can squirt, and that the fluid is there just waiting to come out and he can feel the fluid there inside me so there is no doubt. I've heard that story before mind you, and I'm still sceptical, my view has always tended to be you either squirt or you don't, and when it's been tried before on me it gets to a point and then it's like stop drilling for gold there fella , I dont find it pleasant. But never say never is my moto. Im waiting to be transformed. Don't hold your breath :), but heck, lets do this. Ill update if and when.
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Levit... |
August 20, 2011 (Report It)
Too busy fucking him to actually do the squirt experiment...yet, but hope there will be more to update on that front soon dearest Taquilla, nice to see you lovely xxx |
TaQuilla |
July 19, 2011 (Report It)
We want details!! lol I can't wait to see you explode. teehee |
steel... |
July 19, 2011 (Report It)
You know I have heard women here at Rude talking bout this and even some women say that after conversating with another they were able to squirt. I dont think a man can teach a woman how. They say no one knows a womans body like another woman. So with that in mind and what Ive over heard I think maby a girl can provide another girl with little tips but what do I know Im a guy lol |
liksi... |
July 19, 2011 (Report It)
This is an interesting topic because I wonder what are the tools and tricks to exercise toward getting a woman to squirt. I figure it is behind the erotic use of finger thrust and clit stimulation. I can't wait to hear what your input and experience to come on display. Keep us posted. |
nigeblue |
July 18, 2011 (Report It)
Lovely Levity do not know if squirting can be taught but hope you have some good sexy fun finding out you Lovely Sexy Lady, would love seeing you squirting. Kisses to you |
Levit... |
July 18, 2011 (Report It)
LOL MrC and Cujo, yes do not fret *giggle* i will be experimenting on camera, so that if the illusive squirt occures, they'll be firm uniquivical evidence of fact :) After all thse years I aint gonna let that one escape the lense if inded I manage, lord no. Curse the thought! :() |
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July 17, 2011 (Report It)
If you have the will to learn, its learnable.
If you have the skills to teach, its teachable. The only concern thee "I" have is.. do you posses the timing to catch your 'Very First Squirt' on cam!? Ms Lev? Lustful spontaneity has ruined many classic (Damned I wish I'd a caught dat on film) moments. So, with that said... Thee "I" ForBID you from any sexual activities without your cam being on... until said squirt has happened. And "I" do believe the masses will agree when "I" say: "And So Sayeth the Rude Community." Oh yea... The eyes of the many await. |
jayma... |
July 17, 2011 (Report It)
MMM WISH I could put my face right in that pussy of yours |
mrciv... |
July 17, 2011 (Report It)
All I can say is you better get that on camera if it happens.. I been long waiting the day to see this happen. I can remember all the people asking you if you can and I can hope to see it some day. To me I am not a crazy fan of squiting I more like it to get wet or creamy not spray me down LOL. Either way Lev, your sexy as hell and thats all that matters :D |
After... |
July 17, 2011 (Report It)
hell yea squirting can be learned. i bought a few books for myself and used them. i used the teachings on my wife and she squirted all over ther bed. i loving the new life of my wife being a squirter |
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I NEED TO CUM
5:56AM on July 16, 2011
As I lie here on my bed, my naked boobs are feeling very plump and firm when I squeeze them, and my pussy is feeling ever so excited. Hubby is out right now so I have time to myself and with no one around I simply must make myself cum. Its so nasty getting freaky all by myself I cant help it. I simply must satisfy my pervish urges and make this sweet pussy climax. I lie back and peal off my panties to reveal my ripe wet vagina lips, my love petal is aching with the tension of anticipation of the filthy orgasm to come. I massage my plump round boobies and reach for my vibrator, the expression on my face lets you know how horny I truly am. As I switch the toy on my clit twitches wantonly, I need to cum so so so badly...
Will you help me cum? Levity
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BushT... |
September 07, 2011 (Report It)
My tongue is at your disposal, just give me a whistle |
Levit... |
August 20, 2011 (Report It)
Toelicker310/ ..."ripe wet vagina lips" :) :) :) |
Queen... |
July 19, 2011 (Report It)
One of theze daze I'm gonna hafta cum bi & check out your show??? ;) |
Toeli... |
July 17, 2011 (Report It)
If you say ripe wet vagina lips i get horny as hell!! Sure i would help you, taste you and suck on your toes hehe but dont know what hubby thinks about that Kisses |
Levit... |
July 16, 2011 (Report It)
dom, you're all heart :) :) :) |
Levit... |
July 16, 2011 (Report It)
lol MrC its reasuring to know, that in time of need, you and your trusty creamy dick are always there for me :) ;) ;) xxxx |
mrciv... |
July 16, 2011 (Report It)
All you had to do is ask ;) I would help you out any time day or nite just say the words. I'm the helper kinda guy ;) |
domet... |
July 16, 2011 (Report It)
poor baby, it would be my esteemed pleasure to make you cum over and over Lev. |
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EXTREME FUCK POV CLOSE-UP
5:39AM on July 06, 2011
HAVE YOU GOT A LIKING FOR THE POV STYLE VIDEO? Good points? Bad Points?
I shot this example end of last month, I handed over control for this one and he took it with relish O_O. A nasty hot fuck with Master Vince, a very dominant alpha male, such a huge smooth pure dick he has too. Sucked it good while my friend filmed and got a spanking too for being a very bad girl, then for the EXTREME filming of the POV fuck, climbed aboard and rode that huge truncheon rough and ragged, the girth of it filled me up right, for real(!) split my pussy well and good. This vid (over 20 minutes) is very raw and nasty indeed, and includes many intimate shots of this juicy pussy hole being hammered hard by that buff taught steaming cock, POV style! CLICK THE PICS TO WATCH THE VIDEO or visit this LINK.
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Levit... |
July 11, 2011 (Report It)
Thanks All for the comments, much appreciated x |
Levit... |
July 11, 2011 (Report It)
LOL, well Carib (flatterer :() thanks! x but POV aint to everyones taste - see what Harley says below. Me, i like the POV but i like it best when the camera pans out too, so that part of the time I can see the POV in the context of the wider view. The footage above was a bit different for me as we had a lamp pointing strategically, so made those closer shots even more explicit, Vince's idea. Turned out to be a good one. |
Carib869 |
July 08, 2011 (Report It)
Silly Lev, if your ass is in the vid and titts make a a showing now and again its all good. Cmon Lev its the important things in life,Your ass. |
gogo-... |
July 07, 2011 (Report It)
Nice downright |
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July 06, 2011 (Report It)
CHICAGO LIKES THIS CHECK ME OUT LADIES IM SINGLE STAYS ON THE BEACH LAKE MICHIGAN |
Harle... |
July 06, 2011 (Report It)
I'm not into the POV thing....I'm more of a position guy. I just wanna see the positions in full view....that POV stuff is only good for the guy that's recording it at that time... |
domet... |
July 06, 2011 (Report It)
oh, ms. Levity!!
giving it to us close up so we don't miss a thang |
Mr_Ghost |
July 06, 2011 (Report It)
u are amazing |
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LOVE AND LUST
7:44AM on June 08, 2011
 SHAMELESS LOVING LUST
I was searching online today to find some inspiring words about love, lust and sex. I came across something beautiful at http://www.wordsofseduction.com and simply had to share. I think these words capture the essence of love, sex and lust really well. What do you think?
EROTIC WORDS
Beneath the studied calm of my external appearance I have become a seething cauldron of lust for you. On the inside I spin and cavort, imagining your beautiful self tangled in the grasp of my insatiable desire - wantonly splayed to accept the eager worship of my mouth everywhere on your body, but most especially on the prominent wetness of your exquisite and engorged sex. Visions shameless, raw - sucking you to a thrashing crescendo, fucking you standing and bent over, sitting astride me, lying beneath me, held suspended.
I want to kiss your eyes, your lips, your neck and your belly. I want to take you in my mouth and tease you with my tongue, my lips and my teeth until I am in a frenzy to mount you, to have you inside me thrusting deeply, bruising my pelvis and crushing me in your embrace. I want to join my body, my mind, my spirit and my heart with yours. I want you...
The lingering fragment of these dreams is keeping me distracted. We are lying down together - you on your back and me on my side, my head resting on your shoulder and my hand between your legs massaging you gently.
How I wish you were teasing my breasts and belly with your wonderful kisses. I love the way your mouth makes me wriggle and squirm, makes me impatient to finally feel your sweet tongue thrusting and sliding into the welcoming wetness between my legs.
Except that you are so smart, funny, creative, warm, empathetic, athletic and beautiful, I can't think why I admire you so much. Maybe it has something to do with your talent for fucking me like I've never been fucked before...
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Levit... |
July 11, 2011 (Report It)
lol Marcus, I didn't write it, I'm just sharing it cause I thought it sounded lovely. The link of where iit came from is at the top of this blog :) |
marcu... |
June 09, 2011 (Report It)
hummmmm you have a real talent for words dear sexy queen! so nice! kissxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
Levit... |
June 09, 2011 (Report It)
Dom, yeah when those two feelings come together, dynamite. |
Levit... |
June 09, 2011 (Report It)
Carib, yeah when i read the piece I found it very unique and just felt it captures what it is like to be totally in love and in lust at the same time, unashamably caught up in those emotions. It's beautiful. I'm so glad you took from it what I did. |
domet... |
June 08, 2011 (Report It)
I know this will soun cliche by there is nothing better when there is love and lust, to me love is trust, it forms
a bond between to people where they can be lustful and erotic without any judgement afterwards.
It's beautiful when you can fulfill a mate's fantasy. |
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June 08, 2011 (Report It)
Ahh lev, I see what's going on here. You're hitting on me lol. Really though that piece was magnificent. I think that's the way every man wants his woman to feel like when he's not there, not trying to come off as one who like to control, I can see how my word might be misconstrued. Shameless Loving Lust are the right words for this. to completely surrender ones emotions and feelings can be a beautiful even if it's not mutual, you know. Love lust sex is all embodied in this piece and the feelings, needs and urges expressed in it ~ Much Love |
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BUTT AUGMENTATION SURGERY
7:30PM on April 25, 2011
   Given that focus on the butt is still so massive in the adult industry, I thought butt implants might be a good topic for a Blog. You know what its like, the ever increasing search for perfection. The media, and maybe porn itself, possibly has something to answer for  in making us feel at times  unnecessarily inadequate. You would have thought that
moving from the boyish figure favored years ago to the more rounded (junk in the trunk) shape in vogue now would be a positive progression for many women. Over here particularly in the past most girls were conditioned to worry unmercifully if their butt was too big, thankfully thats not to any great degree the case now. However with huge rise of butt augmentation in recent years, have we just created another set of expectations, that women feel that they have to live up to, regardless of our natural shape?
But this aside I was curious on what the procedure entailed and how safe, sturdy, effective and authentic feeling it actually was. There is, of course, lots out there on breasts implants, but what would be the info on derriere transformation? I trawled the net to see what the pros and cons of surgery are, and actually found few articles that weren't simply advertisements. And of course the horror stories, which I won't include here, though feel free to. However this article, taken from http://answers.yahoo.com, I felt was particularly informative and spelled out some of the benefits and dangers, so am sharing here as maybe a talking point, or at the very least, an informative piece (I hope) *though please do not view this blog as medical advice, this should be sought directly from your own physician before undertaking anything of this kind. I've added some surgery pic results for interest. Any thought, opinion or even experience you have on these procedures (personally or second party), or even thumbs up or thumbs down, would be interesting to hear.
Butt Augmentation
Butt augmentation is a cosmetic surgical procedure to add fullness and roundness to the buttocks. Your butt can be augmented in either of two ways, by injecting fat taken from elsewhere in your body (fat grafting procedure), or by inserting synthetic implants. You can also have a buttock lift, which is a surgical procedure that removes excess skin and fat and reshapes the buttocks.
There are many reasons why people turn to buttock augmentation. Curves are in, and many people inspired by looks of celebrities want to achieve that perfect Jennifer Lopez butt look. Some people believe that their derriere is not becoming to them. They feel that it is flat or lacks prominence. A flat butt on either a man or a woman can make clothing appear to be ill-fitted and can detract from an otherwise excellent silhouette. For other people, weight loss or age has left them with a sagging derriere.
In either case, buttock enhancement surgery which can take the form of fat injections, butt implants or a buttock lift can give you the silhouette you have always wanted. Improving or correcting a perceived physical flaw can give you a lift in both self-esteem and self-confidence.
However, no type of cosmetic surgery should be entered into without great thought. All surgery carries some risk, and butt implants and butt lifts are major surgery. The muscles and tendons of your buttocks and lower back take part in almost every action you do. Each time you stand up or sit down or turn your torso, the muscles of your buttocks and lower back move. Even standing still, your buttocks (along with the muscles of your abdomen and back) are making slight adjustments at all times to keep you standing upright. And let us not forget sitting. As you sit, all your weight rests on your buttocks and upper thighs. Your reshaped derriere must be able to bear the weight that is resting on your butt when you sit.
Recovery from buttock augmentation is difficult. Although you can go home the same day as your buttock lift or butt implant surgery, you will not be able to stay home alone. You will need to have someone stay with you for at least a day and perhaps longer to help you in getting up, cleaning yourself, getting meals for you, and other activities. You will need to walk around and move gently in the day or two after your surgery, but for the most part, you will be lying on your stomach as you recover.
Buttock Augmentation Procedures
Brazilian butt lift or butt injections The most famous type of shape-modifying injections to the bottom is the Brazilian Butt Lift; although the procedure is also called fat injections, fat transfer, or fat grafting. It usually consists of a combination of liposuction around the buttocks and many injections of fat into the buttocks. The fat is your own fat that was harvested by liposuction from either around your buttocks or from your abdomen or elsewhere. This fat is then processed and purified before it is reinjected. Depending on the amount of augmentation needed, you may need to undergo a great deal of injections, which are made at various sites and depths in your buttocks.
The body may reabsorb some of this transferred fat, but most surgeons say that most of the fat will remain if it was processed correctly, and that the results will be lasting. There is swelling after the procedure, and the full results may not be clearly seen until after the swelling goes down in 1 to 3 months.
Butt implants Butt implants are augmentations done by inserting a silicone implant into each buttock. This type of cosmetic surgery is growing in popularity. Butt implants are solid silicone implants that can be inserted either under the gluteus muscles or under the skin and fascia (muscle sheath) to create a rounded, more prominent butt. They are generally placed in the top half of each buttock, so that you do not sit directly on them. Silicone butt implants are solid. They cannot leak or rupture like breast implants, which are silicone sacks filled with either saline or silicone gel. The implants come in several shapes and sizes and can also be custom-made. Although butt implants, unlike silicone breast implants, cannot rupture, they can move out of place due to scarring or trauma. If an implant is displaced, your butt is going to look asymmetrical until the problem is corrected, which is done surgically. Most butt implants are inserted through a short incision in the crease between your buttocks. Both implants can be inserted through the same incision. Because of the proximity of the incision to the anus, infection is a serious concern. Other sites for the incisions are in the crease under each buttock (the gluteal crease) or, rarely, above the buttock. Scars after butt implants will be visible with either of these incisions, although scars should be hidden in the gluteal crease after healing. Some cosmetic surgeons prefer to use butt implants only on people who do not have enough body fat for butt enhancement with fat injections.
Buttock lift A buttock lift is a surgical procedure to remove excess fat and skin on the buttocks and reshape them into a more aesthetically pleasing form. A buttock lift is major surgery. An incision is made about where the lower back and upper buttocks meet, and skin and fat are removed. The skin of the buttocks is then lifted upward, and the incision is closed. Depending on how much fat and skin must be removed, the incision may reach around the hips. This incision will be hidden by clothing, including a bathing suit bottom, but will be visible when naked. This type of butt lift surgical procedure may be especially beneficial after a large weight loss, such as that seen after weight-loss surgery such as stomach-stapling. It can be combined with a tummy tuck and a thigh lift into a procedure that is also called a body lift, or it can be combined with liposuction.
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Levit... |
June 09, 2011 (Report It)
Thanks for all the great comments. And for those who was worried, I wasn't planning surgery, i'm far too squeemish for surgery unless it was something really bothering me loads.Helen you asked if I know any porn stars who have had it done, well I don't know if she has or not but there is lots of depate on the net about Pebblez Da Model, I'm a definitely a fan whether she's had it or not. Google her, a magnificent posterior, when i first saw it my eyes nearly oppoed out of my head :) xx |
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May 25, 2011 (Report It)
well having read about the different procedures none seem great the butt injections seem painful the shapes may be okay but you seem to be able to tell that surgery has taken place so not that great is it that are my thoughts, but you do not need to worry your butt is great. Kisses |
domet... |
May 08, 2011 (Report It)
you know we African American booties come with our own padding, lol |
domet... |
May 08, 2011 (Report It)
don't you dare touch that booty Levi!!
is perfect |
imn2deep |
April 26, 2011 (Report It)
WELL DEARHEART, I THINK THAT IF UR LOVER DOESN'T LIKE WHAT U ALREADY HAVE THEN CHANGE LOVERS!! lol BUTT SERIOUSLY, IF IT HELPS LIFT THE PERSONS SELF ESTEEM THEN DO WHAT U MUST TO FEEL GOOD. BUT IF DONE WRONG, THERE COULD BE SERIOUS HEALTH RISK. U ALREADY HAVE A LOVELY ASS LEVI!! LEAVE UR BOOTY ASS IS!! lol |
Canad... |
April 26, 2011 (Report It)
quite an interesting topic.i personally would never get one cause by the sounds of it would be too painful to handle. |
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April 26, 2011 (Report It)
I see surgery as a last resort if you are really unhappy with your body, most of us try to make the best of what we have been given. However, if you see your career being based on your looks, then surgery could be seen as an investment. But as you say, there are horror stories. The bum certainly seems to be the the focal point nowadays. Do you know of any porn stars who have had a bum enhancement? |
gothmelx |
April 26, 2011 (Report It)
mybe thats what i need cause im big but my butt is small
lol |
princ... |
April 25, 2011 (Report It)
WoW that was very intersting info! Thank you Baby! ; ) |
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DATING CONVERSATION STARTERS!
12:10PM on April 08, 2011
 I found this list at searchwarp, it is apparently the top 100 dating conversation starters (written by TJ Smith). Thought it might be interesting to share it here.
My view is that although having a set first date formula is probably not to be recommended, I dont think having some stock topics of conversation (like this), to fall back on if things are maybe a bit shy and awkward at first, can be a bad thing. Or can it?! What do you think? Is this list any good in your opinion? Not organic enough in your view if you have to draw on something like this? Bit intrusive? Too bland?? I think, hmmm, it's a pretty good list, though as the author stresses, anything someone doesnt want to discuss, never push it.
Lastly, apart from your sparkling demeanour and wit (of course! goes without saying) have YOU yourself got any tip top topics to get into with your first date, that tend to help the evening go with a ..errr..bang? Or indeed, any no go areas? Be as brief as you like but I'd love to get a lil feedback, or even a thumbs up or thumbs down. Levity
100 Dating Conversation Starters
1. What was your best job?
2. What were your worst jobs?
3. Tell me all the places you worked
4. Tell me about your best friend
5. Tell me about your family
6. Tell me about your relatives
7. What was your first car?
8. Favorite movie star?
9. Favorite entertainer?
10. Favorite song?
11. What were your life changing moments?
12. First girlfriend/boyfriend?
13. First kiss?
14. What is the dumbest thing you have ever done?
15. Have you ever been arrested?
16. Political affiliation?
17. Have you voted for someone you wished you hadnt?
18. Have you used drugs?
19. Do you like to shop?
20. Best way to relax?
21. Favorite thing to do alone?
22. Ever had a one night stand?
23. Do you save money?
24. What hobbies to you spend money on?
25. If you found a $100 what would you do?
26. Do you want children/more children?
27. Are you a good parent?
28. What makes a good parent?
29. Are you romantic?
30. Ever loose a pet?
31. Dog or cat?
32. Pets growing up?
33. Sleep in the nude?
34. Favorite midnight snack?
35. Do you exercise?
36. Did you ever see your parents making love?
37. Peanut butter and what?
38. What is one food you will never give up?
39. What is a food you can live without?
40. Favorite drink?
41. Perfect day?
42. How many cds do you own?
43. How many dvds to you own?
44. Favorite thing to spend money on?
45. What is the weirdest thing about you?
46. What is on your bedside table?
47. Are you cheap or thrifty?
48. Ever been in love with 2 people at the same time?
49. Grades in high school?
50. Favorite teacher?
51. Relatives in jail?
52. Toppings on pizza?
53. Black or white?
54. Glass half full or half empty?
55. Ever been to a food shelf?
56. Ever milked a cow?
57. Ever tipped a cow?
58. Bath or shower?
59. Mountains or the beach?
60. Plane, train or automobile?
61. Favorite all time movie?
62. Worse movie you have ever seen?
63. Best concert you have been to?
64. Beer, wine or coffee?
65. Best vacation?
66. If you could retire tomorrow what would you do?
67. Worse vacation?
68. Three places you would love to visit?
69. Worse boss?
70. If you could do anything what would it be?
71. Super powers you wish you had?
72. Ever had a massage?
73. Ideal romantic dinner?
74. Dumbest purchase you ever made?
75. Where did you find money when you were flat broke?
76. Ever sold blood?
77. What sporting event/concert/entertainment would you buy tickets to regardless of price?
78. Ever hit a jackpot on a slot machine?
79. Ever won the lottery?
80. What would you do with your lottery winnings?
81. Are you a neat freak?
82. Cant stand being around people who_________?
83. Crowds or small groups?
84. How old do you want to live to?
85. Loose your sight or hearing?
86. Ever had a crush on a member of the same sex?
87. Pet peeves?
88. Most annoying habit?
89. Sexiest parts of a member of the opposite sex?
90. Major turn offs?
91. Tattoos?
93. Piercings?
94. Plastic surgery--would you/have you?
95. Computer geek?
96. Trekee?
97. Play an instrument?
98. Been in a band?
99. Most embarrassing moment?
100. Nude beach yes or no?
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Levit... |
June 09, 2011 (Report It)
lol Helen, yeah can you imagine working through those questions one by one on a first date O_O. Your date would head for the hills never to be seen again :) |
Helen... |
April 26, 2011 (Report It)
It can get a bit awkward on a first date, having a list topics can help to get the conversation moving again without those tongue-tied moments. I dont propose that you work through them one by one, that would be mad! |
domet... |
April 17, 2011 (Report It)
also i like to look for the humor in the situation |
domet... |
April 09, 2011 (Report It)
and another thing is don't drink too much alcohol if any at all on the first date, he can help loosen you up but you don't want to get too loose on a first date. it's important to make a good impression and continue being a gentleman. |
MR_ST... |
April 08, 2011 (Report It)
Some are a bit intrusive for the first date, but there are a lot of good ones. I didn't like number 3. Sounds like a job interview instead of a date. I wouldn't like to be asked questions that start off with "what was the worst or most"....because I haven't ranked my life's events. I think the better question would be "tell me something that was really embarrasing that happened to you that was really funny". That way I don't feel like you are prying too much too soon and if it's funny then that breaks the ice right there. |
MzGlinda |
April 08, 2011 (Report It)
Ok I would say you covered everything I love 56 and 76 |
Levit... |
April 08, 2011 (Report It)
Carib, interesting take on it, i know exactly what you mean, and on reflection i think I agree. Yes divulging too much on a first date or digging too deep when, like you say, the person might be around for ONE NIGHT ONLY lol might not be quite the thing. ..hmmmmm o_o. Now ya gots me thinking :), but there are probably some question there that dont need to bleed the person dry, just are helpful to set things in motion..so to speak. |
domet... |
April 08, 2011 (Report It)
Good conversation starters, anything that will give long answers and show a little personality and a little flirty. |
Carib869 |
April 08, 2011 (Report It)
Hey Lev, this piece is interesting to because ive had just recently a conversation with a lady friend where almost all these question came up. she Im me asking me to call her one early morning and we talked about all that stuff. I thin k that moment was the perfect time to talk about all that stuff. these questions are for getting to know one another better after a date, you know what i mean? i know on dates you usually talk about alot of nothing thats because alot of dates dont amout to much. most of the time you might get sometype of short live relationship or a quick fuck or two and who wants to divulge all that info on or to someone whos is n ot gonna be around for that long or who in the long run wont be of that much importance to you. this list is a No No for dates or better yet thumbs down. i hope you get what im trying to say. Cheers and Mad Love - Carib |
MsHyp... |
April 08, 2011 (Report It)
Thanks for the tips!!! |
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12:34PM on April 01, 2011
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Levit... |
June 09, 2011 (Report It)
Thanks all for taking the time to comment. Muah xx |
Helen... |
April 26, 2011 (Report It)
Mmm you certainly ride that vibrator. Very sexy hun |
bigggoon |
April 04, 2011 (Report It)
YEEEEEEEEEEEAH BABY!!! MMM MMM MMMM! |
domet... |
April 02, 2011 (Report It)
is there anything that ass won't do that could be considered sexy? huh, lol |
MsHyp... |
April 02, 2011 (Report It)
Always a pleasure on your side of the world!!! |
sweet... |
April 02, 2011 (Report It)
very nice |
MzGlinda |
April 02, 2011 (Report It)
Awesome Body ...Love your stuff |
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GIRL GIRL PUSSY PARTY
6:44PM on March 08, 2011
Have you ever ended up in an unexpected threesome? For me it happened again recently. You know one of those evenings when you pop round to a friend for dinner and drinks, watch a film, listen to some pumping music, chat turns progressively naughty. Then you end up totally tipsy, dancing, then getting naked and exploring her gorgeous sweet wet pussy while her man films the whole thing for posterity. Well that's what happened the other night. And a very nice night it was. See the pics below for a little taste of just some of what went down. Shes a squirter too, must have squirted 7-8 time that evening, splashed everywhere it did, lordy, and she swears if anyone can teach me to squirt she can, hope shes right! Her hot man is an absolute darling too, and yes, his raging hard-on got properly attended to by both of us. . You can click the pics below to watch the video of our wet and juicy girl time or access via http://rude.com/Levityheaven/flix
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domet... |
August 09, 2011 (Report It)
goes to show, if you are going to "par tay" do it with good people, people you genuinely like and trust. |
Levit... |
March 27, 2011 (Report It)
Helen, you have to give it a go! |
Levit... |
March 27, 2011 (Report It)
MrC mmm i can see you with your directors hat on already, clicking away to you hearts content. Sounds like a plan to me :) |
Levit... |
March 27, 2011 (Report It)
Nilou you are welcome to join the 'party' anytime sexy :) |
Levit... |
March 27, 2011 (Report It)
Awe thanks Brook hun, yours are so hot aswell! I love them and always taking a sneaky peak at what you been up to mmm :) |
Levit... |
March 27, 2011 (Report It)
Carib, these weren't neighbors, sadly, oh my goodness wouldn't it be a blast if they lived next door! Unfortunately they are a long way from me otherwise I'd be round there every other day! :) |
Levit... |
March 27, 2011 (Report It)
Liksitguud yeah 3somes are mmmmmm oh so gud, but not to downplay the utter horniness of the classic 1on1. :) |
Levit... |
March 27, 2011 (Report It)
Nige, yes indeed, lucky him, he was treated like a king. But that's jus the way we roll around here lol =-) |
Levit... |
March 27, 2011 (Report It)
QueenDeleona, lol :) well if im totally honest there may have been an incling that it could happen that nite, I wont deny it. But still a pleasant suprise non the less when it did :) Lovely to see you QueenD muah x |
Levit... |
March 27, 2011 (Report It)
Nate nice to see you in my Blog, those baby boy eyes cud melt a girls heart. |
Levit... |
March 27, 2011 (Report It)
Thanks Jay, yes a friendly time was had by all :), and have been back since for more of the same, so it must have been good! |
Levit... |
March 27, 2011 (Report It)
Queen, thanks, omgoodness, I'd have loved to have you in the mix too! |
Carib869 |
March 26, 2011 (Report It)
Good for you lev. ive never had that experience i guess i dont live next door to the right people aha! mad love levity |
domet... |
March 26, 2011 (Report It)
creating memories that neither of you will forget, releasing passions while easing tensions, as a man i would do anything to help without disrupting the flow. |
BROOK... |
March 22, 2011 (Report It)
your blogs are always so hot |
Helen... |
March 15, 2011 (Report It)
Ive never had a threesome, Id love to get it on with another girl while a fellow attends to us both. You lucky thing. Hxx |
mrciv... |
March 14, 2011 (Report It)
Next time if you need a camera man give me a call. Nothing like some girl time to easy the mood. Kisses. |
liksi... |
March 12, 2011 (Report It)
Well well.. I see that must have been a real fun night. I never had a threesome, but I can imagine it would be as fun as yours here. I would like to have a threesome... You, LevityHell, and I lol. What do you think. |
nigeblue |
March 11, 2011 (Report It)
Lovely Levity, well you lovely sexy women that was so good reading all about your nice threesome glad you enjoyed your girl girl fun guess most guys like that but you two look so good together and love her being a squirter too lovely that and glad you did not forget her man either lucky him. Kisses to you Lovely Sexy Levity from Nigel |
krayz... |
March 11, 2011 (Report It)
Wow!! The amazing naughty stuff falls into place when such gorgeous ladies meet up for dinner and drinks. Who could resist joining in the fun |
bigggoon |
March 11, 2011 (Report It)
Oh snap!! Niiiiice one Levi Baby!! |
Queen... |
March 10, 2011 (Report It)
Unfortunately, I've never had an unexpected 3some or sex of any kind. I either knew it was going to happen or planned in advance. I guess I have a sexth sense about these sort of things, butt hey, datz juz' me... ;D |
NateF... |
March 09, 2011 (Report It)
very nice blog babe, but I'd never expect anything less from a sexy girl like you ;) |
marcu... |
March 09, 2011 (Report It)
eheh i ld try with you.....kissxx |
jayma... |
March 09, 2011 (Report It)
Sounds like you really enjoyed yourself lev kisses ass slaps |
Nilou... |
March 09, 2011 (Report It)
Party on , sexy !!! |
MsHyp... |
March 08, 2011 (Report It)
I so enjoyed this blog and wish that I was tere in the mix with you ladies!!! |
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Helen... |
March 15, 2011 (Report It)
Wow hon, those pics could start a FIRE, I love the bum beads, very sexy and that pink dildo looks huge. Hxx |
Canad... |
February 27, 2011 (Report It)
hot can not describe it it is absolutely sexy |
Golde... |
January 18, 2011 (Report It)
Hot! |
TheFr... |
January 18, 2011 (Report It)
Oh, my word...We are loving you with the anal beads. And the light glistening off the small of your back above your beautiful ass! We are eternal fans, Levity! |
MsHyp... |
January 18, 2011 (Report It)
Hot ans sexy as always!!!! |
Darkk... |
January 18, 2011 (Report It)
Always on the top of your game baby. Keep it up |
domet... |
January 18, 2011 (Report It)
there is no better sight than seeing that "badunkadonk"
shaking on that "lou" as you call it, here in the states my call it a "toilet". it's a pleasure seeing that doing many activities.
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mrciv... |
January 17, 2011 (Report It)
So thats what took you so long in the loo. hehe. Always so sexy in every thing you do Levity. The booty is looking amazing in those shots :D |
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OILY WET ASS & NAUGHTY TALK
5:14PM on January 16, 2011
Do you like when a lady takes off all her clothes, talks very nasty to you while she rubs, jiggles, slaps and works her big round brown bare bottom right in your face, keeping up that naughty talk, in an english accent, all the damn while? Well if you do, and i hope you do , then please check out the video I made the other day. Oh i was feeling so damn slutty and whorish while slobbed lashings of silky wetness over my thick cheeks and get myself all worked up. Just click the pics below to watch what went down while i had some time to myself. HOT CLEAR VIDEO QUALITY, UNCENSORED.
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BushT... |
February 05, 2012 (Report It)
a juicy plumptious bum, sit on my face and dribble like Pele as we used to say |
can_n... |
February 22, 2011 (Report It)
If i didn't like it before, i sure do now, very tasty. I hear english accents quite regularly being in england in all :P |
choco... |
February 05, 2011 (Report It)
Levity ass so phat jiggly i wanna fuck it breasts so wobbly i wanna suck it fuck you till i bust a nut all on your butt, chest mouth and pussy give it to you hard nice n gushy |
jayma... |
January 18, 2011 (Report It)
levy you know how i feel about yoru ass vids i hope it gets bigger guess you will have to grab it and smack it for me wish you could face sit me |
MsHyp... |
January 17, 2011 (Report It)
You know I wish I was overseas to collab with you. I love your accent and already HOTT vid!
Muah |
mrciv... |
January 17, 2011 (Report It)
Hehe Levi.. Yeah it is cute and funny some times to hear what the Brits call things over there. One that is still fresh in my mind now is the last show you said "I almost busted a lady nut" LOL. Sexy yet funny too. Your the total package :D |
Levit... |
January 17, 2011 (Report It)
Ah Nigel, the gent with the silver tongue. Thanks for the bliss :) it's lovely. |
Levit... |
January 17, 2011 (Report It)
Thanks MrCivic luv. Ah,, so my words makes ya smile too, well then I killed two birds with one stone. Mission accomplished *cheesy smile* |
Levit... |
January 17, 2011 (Report It)
ha ha steel, no faking required :), feeling always so noisily excited when I smeer on the juice and work it up. |
Levit... |
January 17, 2011 (Report It)
dometrias, thank you, glad u like |
Levit... |
January 17, 2011 (Report It)
MTKnight lol nicely put *grin*, and I'm glad to hear it. |
nigeblue |
January 17, 2011 (Report It)
Lovely Levity, this guy would love seeing your lovely bum in his face teasing, shaking it, and slapping it hard, while you talked nice and naughty to him with your lovely English voice.
Kisses to you Naughty Sexy Levity from Nigel |
mrciv... |
January 16, 2011 (Report It)
Levity never fake talks lol. She is always 100% real. I love to listen to her "English" and her accent when she is being naughty. Although some times certain words she uses throws me off my game cause the are funny and I laugh LOL. But Levi is sure as hell 100% real sexy woman and cant wait to see more :) |
steel... |
January 16, 2011 (Report It)
As long as it real and not fake talk away love.
I love play acting and experimentation in and out of the bed. |
domet... |
January 16, 2011 (Report It)
mmm..that ass looks so goood Lev!!
I will be purchasing this vid as soon as i can |
Gener... |
January 16, 2011 (Report It)
I love it when lady takes off all her clothes off and talks very nasty while she rubs, jiggles, slaps and works her big round brown bare ass in my face.and actiing slutty and whorish as she does. |
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