Sex toy for eternity
1:09PM on August 25, 2010
So. It occurred to me the other day to wonder if it were possible to have one's cremated remains cast into a silicone dildo.
Not saying I WANT to spend my eternal rest as a literal sex toy, but you know, I found myself wondering whether it were possible.
And of course THAT lead me to ponder what said eternal rest as a sex toy might be like. I imagine you never know whose hole you'd end up in. And that, I suppose, could be unpleasant. You know, discounting the whole already being dead part.
But on the other hand...I bet you'd get invited to some REALLY interesting parties. And hey, anything that would let me continue getting invited to the GOOD parties even after death has some appeal.
Yes, this IS what it's like in my head all the time. ;-D