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Out of Left Field!!!....Part 3
7:24PM on October 05, 2012

....So apparently RAPE is the coolest thing going right now....I never thought I'd live long enough to see the day where we tell chicks that rape is bad.....UNTIL you get in bed with someone...sigh....and I have two daughters...

....I have a nasty streak going messing with chicks with some sort of issue. Whether it be persistent pubic funk, fucked up teeth, horrible breath, extreme body hair, huffing and puffing like they're out of breath when all they did was turn on the TV, metal rods in their legs that they can barely walk on, mental issues like hell, enough kids to fill a stadium, trying to be "ghetto" because they think it makes them more acceptable to black guys......ugh!

....I swear, if I slap my googus into another damn wall.....

....I'm not one to go and pay for some butt (outside of underground parties), but shit....I'm a born again virgin over here...

....Am I the only person who realizes that more and more dudes are doing the uncircumsized thing? I thought that was something you took care of at birth. I'm seeing more and more chicks giving blow jobs to these dudes also. Maybe they didn't get the memo about what they could catch when a dude isn't cut. Oh well, whatever glazes THEIR donuts, I guess...

....So if I'm understanding this correctly, he sticks it in your butt....and you put your lips on it afterwards....but you REFUSE TO put your lips on it when he's funky from not showering for a few days?....Hmmmmm.....

....Seems like all the big, obese dudes are getting all the butt these days. But by THAT logic, I should walk around with my shirt off, because my belly fat should be pulling SOMETHING in...yeah right.

....Apparently my wang extender isn't extending my wang. There's no hope for my little wee wee.

....So that's the direction of Rude now? Masturbation videos? It's getting kind of annoying now...but one thing is for damn sure...I am NOT beating off on cam....DO YOU HEAR ME PASSIONFRUIT210!!!

....Wait....just because I use punctuation marks, I don't speak like DMX was my english/grammar teacher in the 3rd grade, my pants don't hang off my hands, I have no tattoos or piercings, and I don't bone trannies (in other words, I'm not a wannabe thug)...that SOMEHOW means i think I'm better than everybody else?...Well, to be honest, seeing the direction society in this country is going....YOU BET YOUR ASS!!! I'm tired of being humble and modest about it.

....There's a 12 year old in my class and the dude runs rings around half the school...where are my damn antidepressants?

....For any of you morons who think Obama HASN'T been trying to work with republicans and bring this country together...keep this in mind....On the night of his inauguration, the night where he and Michelle Obama were dancing, Canter Boehner, Gingrich, McConnel, Rove, and about 5 other republicans got together for a meeting to agree that NO REPUBLICAN would work with Obama...this meeting was orchestrated by FOX NEWS guy, Frank Luntz......so for all of you who watch that racist, lying ass channel, get your heads out of your asses and try listening to FACTS for once. Romney gets elected and we're ALL fucked...

Hmmm....I Wonder.....
7:17PM on September 19, 2012

I think I may have brought this question up before...whether I have or haven't....ANSWER IT ANYWAY, DAMMIT!!...I'M BORED OVER HERE!!

lol


To everybody on Rude who might read this...is there anybody, or any number of people, (male or female) that you've met on Rude who you either like, REALLY like, or the sex was so memorable that you want them to come back around?

Is there anyone who can't seem to find someone that they hooked up with on Rude and they wanna reach out to them to let them know blah blah blah....?

Or even if there's just someone (male or female) who glazed your donut and you just want to advertise their skill-set to the world?

Well, here's your chance....spill the beans. We all need something NEW to talk about anyway on here...well, I know I do...since I never get any butt anyway...

But I digress....

Out of Left Field!!!....Part 2
5:21PM on September 14, 2012

Why do black chicks give ultimatums and headaches when it comes to giving blow jobs, whereas white chicks damn near ATTACK weenies on sight with NO resistence?

Am I the only person who gets a raging stiffy when I watch myself boning on tape?

I'm not one to toot my own horn, but....DAMN I MAKE MISSIONARY LOOK GOOD!!!!!!

Ever had a bump on your ass cheeks that itches so much, but no amount of scratching could make it go away?

Punctuation marks and correct spelling and grammar have become things that get you kicked out of the "in-crowd".

There has to be a reason why I can never find a chick to give me a blow job without damn near getting into a fucking business negotiation with her...

Yeah, I said it...I'm about 2 seconds away from leaving black chicks alone all together. I have zero tolerance for bullshit.

I wonder how these dudes on these porno sites, who CLAIM to get so much ass from x-amount of chicks, feel when they see that trannies not only have MORE videos with MORE people than them....but also WAY BETTER QUALITY VIDEOS than they have......shout out to Sw33tCh33ks718....KEEP DOING YOUR THING!!!!

Hey fellas...remember back in the day hearing all these broads make fools of themselves yapping about wanting a dude with shlongs that are about 12 and better? It's funny when we see these videos with chicks screaming with dudes carrying 6 and up now, huh?

I laugh at your dog getting hit by a car...you run off at the mouth about me laughing at your SON getting hit by a car....so in essence, you compare your son to a fucking DOG....and I'M THE DUMB FUCK!?!?

Is it normal to sit on your testicles from time to time?

Fellas....ever rammed your wang into the side of the door when you're walking out the room?

Nothing is worse than beating off for like an HOUR and still not getting a nut off...

I wonder if I'm the only guy whose weenie gets scratched the fuck UP when I try to slip into a hairy chick....

If you watch FoxNews for your "facts", then you are just as much of a dumb fuck as Sarah Palin....seriously...

.............Damn...what was I talking about again?......

I'm So Damned Unattractive...
8:46PM on September 11, 2012

Apparently, I'm the most unattractive guy walking the earth...

Let me count the ways...

1. My pants DON'T hang off my ass - I've never been one of these clowns who walk around making our community look like fucking FOOLS! The sad part is, they don't even realize how that crap started or where it comes from. What's worse is that they don't even come up with that look on their own...they're looking at THE NEXT MAN'S ASS hanging out his jeans and thinking to themselves, "damn...since I can't HAVE that, I might as well do what he's doing and maybe someone will want MINE". So that basically makes you a follower, AND borderline gay!

2. I don't have any piercings - If these are your thing, then big deal, but they just won't be seen on ME. I mean, I've dealt with only ONE chick with a piercing down in that region that i don't even like to LOOK AT, let-alone mention, outside of telling chicks that it's fucking FUNKY....but I digress...Chicks with tongue rings catch my attention like they do any other guy, because basically, you KNOW those chicks like giving head. DUDES with tongue rings just throw me off...because you just KNOW those dudes like giving head....

3. I don't have any tattoos - Now, I really don't have anything bad to say about people with tattoos, even though they're a turn-off to me now. Dudes can do what you want. I just know I'll never have one. I might have changed my government name, but certain things are staying the same...

4. I don't wear skinny jeans - Okay seriously...I'm not eeeeeeeven gonna get into how fucking GAY this is. I remember when i was coming up, guys weren't supposed to wear pink....guys weren't supposed to tight clothes...guys weren't supposed to wear contacts...guys weren't supposed to arch their eyebrows...I can go on for hours....but my point is...WHEN THE FUCK DID DUDES BECOME CHICKS!?!?

5. I don't speak in text language - Sigh! Where do I fucking start with this one? First of all, I can't even BEGIN to tell you how utterly stupid, ignorant, uneducated, and just plain fucking STUPID you numb nuts look walking around SAYING "OMG", or "Shaking My Head"...YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!! I REFUSE to lower whatever education level I THOUGHT I had just to seem "cool" to you dumb fucks. The most you'll see me TYPE is "LOL"...that's it! And that's when I'm typing...not talking....I speak in full sentences, the way i THOUGHT we were taught to do back in the 3rd fucking grade. And people wonder why I don't fuck with cell phones anymore....ugh!....By the way...if this one pissed you off...yeah, I'm talking about YOU....dumb ass! This is why this dumb ass country is so far down the intellect ladder around the world.

6. I know hat PROPER ENGLISH is - Call me stuck up all you want...but seriously, if you are one of those MORONS who can't spell simple things, or your grammar is fucked up because you think Jay Z and Lil' Wayne are your REAL English teachers, then i suggest you not even TRY to talk to me...because trust and believe, I will either ignore you, or spazz on your ass for being so old and so stupid. Come on now, what the fuck is a "meh" and a "guh"? When the fuck did "women" stand for the singular, and "woman" stand for the plural? Don't you idiots know what the fuck apostrophes are? I mean, really..."WE doing it", "she a freak"...I can go on for years with this shit, but I'm sure you ALL know what I'm talking about....ugh!....and I'M the one who gets yelled at because I think I'm better than everybody else. Listen...if YOU don't think you're better than everybody else, then i question YOU...seriously...from BIRTH, we're taught to be better than everybody, including our parents (well, those of us who HAD parents *inside thing*). When you play sports, or do anything competitively, you're taught to be better than everybody else. If you go through life thinking, "well I don't think I'm any better than you or that person sleeping on the street", then you're a fool. You are building your lives right now as we speak to be better than me, and everybody else...so spare me the bullshit...

Oh, damn...did I digress again?

But anyway, my point is, if you look at all of that, you'd agree that I'm the most unattractive dude walking the planet, and it should NOW make total sense to everybody why I don't ever get any butt....

Any questions?

Grade Me... (Hmmmm.....)
10:22PM on July 17, 2012

Okay...this one can go one of two ways....

It can get really funny...

Or it can get really ignored....lol

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I've met maybe a handful of chicks from here on Rude. This one goes out to them....

I'm kind of curious about this...I don't even know why....I guess I have nothing else to do tonight...who knows...

Anyway....

I want the ones who have met me to grade my performance. It doesn't necessarily HAVE TO BE right here in this blog...you can hit me up in my mailbox or elsewhere...but I just wanna know.

***HEADS UP***

PassionFruit210...PLEEEEAAASSEE don't answer this...damn you..

>:-(

Out of Left Field!!!
2:03AM on July 07, 2012

.....I finally get the camcorder I need...WITH the night-vision feature...and I can't even get CLOSE to getting any butt...

.....fellas....if your girl is riding you and your wang flops out, it's not always a mishap. If it flops towards her butt cheeks, you're fine. Just put it back in and have fun......but if it flops out towards your belly....your googus is not up to par in the size category....trust me on this one...I happen to be an authority on this topic... SHUT THE HELL UP!!

.....so let me get this straight....you WANT me to slap you, spit in your face, and call you a slut?

.....so....he cheated on you for AT LEAST 9 months out of the YEAR you were together...knocks the broad up....she has the baby....you break up with him (allegedly)....he still comes over WITH THE BABY HE CHEATED ON YOU TO CREATE....and you now watch said baby every now and then for weekends at a time?

.....why didn't you TELL ME you squirt? Dammit!!! Now I have to wash my fucking socks all over again....ugh!

.....I swear, if I bump my stiffy into another fucking door.....

.....apparently I'm NOT the only person who saw that "V for Vendetta" movie, with all these damn wigs running around....I mean, seriously...only an IDIOT believes that black chicks have bangs...come on now...

.....oh...I get it now...I'm SUPPOSED TO go down there because YOU DEMAND IT....apparently, you LOVE the idea of heading home early...

This is not just a "Me" thing...
2:14AM on June 23, 2012

I know I normally start off by saying I don't speak for everybody, or I speak for only a select few....but not this time...I BETTER BE speaking for everybody this time...

This one is about graduation...

I work in a bullshit chocolate store, in this bullshit city, and I couldn't help but notice that there were a lot of graduations going on today. I'm always proud to see youngsters (I can't believe I'm old enough to actually say that...ugh!) accomplishing something so monumental in their lives. I applaud each and every one of them.

But lately, something has really been getting to me....

I always see a vast majority of Asian, Latino, or Palestinian (they come from so many areas overseas that I just don't know what to call them...so I hope I don't offend anybody...just correct me so I don't make this mistake anymore) kids with caps and gowns....then there's always that handful of BLACK kids. And I mean really a handful. Today I only saw about THREE!!

THREE!!!!!

I almost felt compelled to give them some fucking money.

It truly sickens me...no...sicken isn't the right word....I don't know if there is a word....but it just bothers the hell out of me to see so few of my people graduating....then when I DO see my people with caps and gowns, it's usually our young women. I can't help but to wonder what the hell our young men are doing with their lives and in school that so many of us are getting left behind when graduation time comes. It's pretty sad actually....

And I must admit, I'm not innocent in this. I've been out of school for 14 full years because of bad information, fear of failing out again, insane immaturity, and a lack of motivation. I only have about 6 to 7 classes left to get my Associates degree. I just got accepted back into school upstate and I'm gonna be going back this September if I can get enough loan money to pay for what financial aid doesn't. But either way, that doesn't make me special...and I'm not leading by example. I'm a sad case that lost his way so many years ago and is scratching and clawing to get on my feet...a place I've NEVER BEEN.

But I digress...

We need more of our brothers on those stages getting handed diplomas. I mean, lets be honest....even though we know this is a racist country....it tickles the shit out of me sometimes just watching Republicans go fucking ape shit over the fact that they have to answer to a BLACK MAN....what's even more funny....it's already been researched....Obama is the most educated president this country has EVER had....and he's BLACK....Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, and Bill O'Reilly can't seem to get their lies straight....it's almost hurtful to watch sometimes...lol

Dammit...I digressed again...lol

But I'm sure you get what I'm saying....we need more educated brothers out there....I've had enough of these wannabe thugs who don't know what the fuck a belt is...then come job interview time, they wanna have their slacks off their asses wearing a fucking fitted cap (yes, I do see this in New York). Whenever I see a brother with a suit and tie....and I'm not even gay....that shit is more intriguing to me than seeing a chick walking down the street with the baddest body on the planet! I just wanna run up to the guy and pick his brain....I'm almost inspired by the sight.

Now I'm not saying we need more dudes acting white....I'm just trying to get some of you out there to look around you...realize the times we're in. Not since the 50's and 60's has my community been under fire this badly....we need to be on top of our game...we need to be doing it better and cleaner than everybody else....

Living in the projects, I'm seeing too much of a bad thing and so little of the good....and unfortunately, the bad gets all the attention while the good gets swept under the rug....

Now, I'm not gonna sit here and tell you who to vote for, or preach that we need more black people doing this and that...all I'm trying to do is get the brothers to look at their situations and totally re-evaluate it. Ask yourselves if you're happy with what you see...if you're not in school, or you need to finish, hop to it...don't end up a statistic like me....I don't wanna see a nation of ME walking around...I can speak to this, because I AM where you're already heading...and believe me....you don't want ANY PART of this world...

Am I The Only One Who....
4:52PM on May 21, 2012

....notices that these chicks running around with these V for Vendetta wigs are starting to look more and more like feminine DUDES?

....wonders why dudes walking down the street with their SONS look like they got shot up the ass with a rainbow...all full of pride and junk............but when they're with their DAUGHTERS, they look like their arms are like 15 feet long when they're holding hands with them?

....wonders why black chicks get so fucking LIVID when we mess with white chicks....but all is well when we mess with any OTHER race?

....wonders why black chicks get so fucking LIVID when we mess with white chicks.....when they are so fucking unappreciative of the same black guys that are being nagged by the fucking media to treat them like gold?

....wonders if weenie extenders really work AT ALL? (Shaddap!!....I have my reasons)

....doesn't have any tattoos or piercings?

....is having a hard time finding stuff to add to this list right about now? lol

Rude Meet-Ups....??
11:19AM on May 20, 2012

How many people from Rude have you met? Whether it be just to hangout, or just to bone? Tell your story...

Now, I'm not looking for names, because I'm sure some of you have run through this web site more than I ran through the entire borough of Brooklyn from ages 19 to 25....so lets have some manners (this coming from the same guy who rags on wannabe thugs boning trannies all the time) and not expose anybody out of spite, okay?

Random Thoughts & Ramblings - May 16, 2012
12:51AM on May 16, 2012

1. Am I the only person who is sick of seeing teen chicks in 80-degree weather with freaking UGGS??

2. This whole wearing your pants off your ass crap just looks fucking stupid now...it always did...but NOW, most of you dickheads aren't even washing your DRAWS. PLEASE don't make me post pictures.

3. I can go for days about how you wannabe thugs STAY up under trannies, but then go out on the block and masquerade as the hardest dudes in the world......but I'll let you breathe.....for now.....

4. Can someone PLEEEAASSSEEEE tell me what's so fucking sexually attractive about a chick cocking over and taking a tinkle? I mean, seriously...it's just plain GROSS, but so many damn people are not only into it...but they're PAYING to see it. So, can someone chime in and tell me what's so sexy about pee?

5. I'm gonna strangle the next one of you who asks me to make a video beating my googus... >:-(

6. I wonder if those weenie extenders actually work....I can use about 3 more inches....ohhhhhhh the possibilities....lol

7. I'm back on medication that once again makes it hard as FUCK for me to get a nut off....I already broke the 2 1/2 hour mark once before giving up.....I feel sorry for Passio....uhhhh...I mean the next person who is crazy enough to let me see them nekkid....lol

8. Okay, I think I ran out of dumb shit to ramble on about...

What Do You Wanna See Me Do?
12:57AM on May 01, 2012

Okay...I just KNOOOOOOW I'm asking for trouble with this one...

But, for those of you who actually READ the crap I put out....all 2 of you...lol....I wanna see where people's heads are....so I'm gonna put myself out there for this one and see what you people would like to see me doing...

In other words...what type of video would you like to see me come up with next?

Before you answer....keep in mind, that I'm NOT, NOT NOT talking about solo videos.

1. Hell no, I'm not beating off....nobody wants to see a stubby weenie getting knocked around...

2. Hell no, I'm not doing ANYTHING involving a butt...especially mine...

3. Nothing involving FEET either...

4. Do I even NEED TO talk about peeing videos? I mean, seriously...come on now...don't even think about it.

So there you go...have at it...lets see what you all can come up with...

When The Fuck Did.......?
6:46PM on April 09, 2012

....Chicks start developing numb nipples? Is this the new version of a dude having a small shlong? I'm sure all of you remember back in the day when chicks used to run off at the lips about that crap....now, it's like we always KNEW...2-inch dudes are making these broads scream....but I digress............I've run into a ton of chicks with some numb ass nipples. This is depressing since boobies are my favorite part of the female anatomy.


....."Waaaa-Aooo" become a word? It sickens me hearing people say this dumb shit. I mean, seriously...nothing is exciting, nothing catches them off guard....it's always "hey, do you have the time"?, "waaa-aooo...it's 5pm"............"you only have 5 toes", "waaa-aooo...that means I have a full foot"......fucking dumb asses. I remember I heard my at the time 5 year old baby say that shit....lets just say, had she been in my face, I would have swung for the fences....NO CHILD OF MINE will show that type of lack of education....


.....Spandex become a target? By this I mean you should refer back to my eulogy for spandex that I did a while back....if you can find it...I mean damn...spandex are taking an ass beating this year....and not just from females....DUDES are doing it too....now don't ask me how I know this...but dudes are walking around with toothpick legs and NO ASSES in something that's supposed to show off your butt cheeks....look dammit...don't give me that face...you know I'm right...

Business And.....Well.....
5:46PM on April 09, 2012

I know I brought this up as a "random Thought" in the past, but seriously....it's been on my mind, because I just don't get it...

Rude has a handful of people who are doing the whole "business" thing when it comes to making videos I say a "handful", because what the rest of you clowns are doing is just making yourselves look like dicks trying to act out what you see the REAL business people do...

Anyway...

I was wondering why those of you (male and female) who are on the business side of things keep it so damn robotic? Do you EVER step away from the time clock and just hookup with someone to get a few nuts off, camera or no camera, when there's NO business involved? In other words, do you ever do shit just for pleasure? Don't include people you are already in videos with during your "business ventures". I'm talking about chicks or dudes who just need to get a few off and they call you up or whatever.

Now, this doesn't go out to the couples out there, or to those wannabes or people who AREN'T doing the buiness thing and hooking up with chicks or dudes they got to know or whatever...

I'm just wondering...

Also, this is on my mind because I'm sick to DEATH of always running into robots all the time who wanna hit me with bullshit when I put in the time to get to know them, talk about hooking up....then when the time comes...they turn into a freaking robot reading the same script they read in their videos on their web sites...

Maybe it's just me, but doesn't that like take a huge amount of the fun out of the whole thought of hooking up? I can't be the only person who feels this way....

What The Hell Did She Just Say!?!
1:00AM on April 08, 2012

Okay....

In all my years on this earth....

In all my dealings with the opposite sex...

Never once in my life have I EVER been caught off guard this badly...

Recently, I was at one of those underground parties here in Harlem.....shaddap, i needed a damn blow job...BADLY!!!!.....Don't judge me...shaddap!

Anyway, I ran into one of the chicks there talking some crazy shit some head. Of course I turned it down, but she gave me her number for "future encounters"...

I called her up at a later date to see what she was talking this time around....

Now, I forget what the hell the conversation direction was, but through all the negotiations and junk, she comes out with "I'm trying to make you get a few nuts off baby....I'm a whore"...

WHAT!?!?!

It took me literally a few weeks to absorb that shit, but when I finally thought about it, i couldn't freaking believe someone actually said that about themselves....I mean, yeah, the chicks in those parties ARE whores...but to have one call herself that? Not exactly something I thought I'd ever encounter in my lifetime...

Okay...before any of you say something stupid that I might have to hurt your feelings over....let me be clear about something....I DON'T CALL CHICKS OUT THEIR NAMES UNLESS THEY ASK FOR IT!!! I see you chicks in these videos...HOME VIDEOS....letting random dudes call you all types of hoes and bitches and sluts. I don't do that. I don't even know who to call the dumb fuck....the dudes for trying to emulate what they see in pornos...or the chicks for allowing these dudes to call them those things, RESPOND to it, and then go out in the street and demand respect from ANYBODY...

But that's another story....

Anyway...that's just something I thought I'd share....if anybody cares to comment, feel free...

You better comment, dammit!

Need A Little Help Here...
7:09PM on April 06, 2012

Can someone help me with something?

This page where you read my blogs is kind of freaking ugly...I just need to know how to change it to something more presentable...

Anybody?

Fellas....Which Do You Prefer...?
7:07PM on April 06, 2012

Shaved clean....or hairy as all shit...?

Been watching a lot of videos, and it seems like, for some reason, people are trying to make loads of pubic hair a "cool thing" now.

Now, I have nothing against someone's preference when it comes to that...I mean, hell....as long as it doesn't stink like New York down there, I'm fine.....but still....I'm just curious...

So fellas...chime in here....let me know which do you prefer?

Personally, I love a baldy...lol

Am I Wrong For This....?
6:24PM on April 06, 2012

I can't believe it's 2012, and with all the advances in technology and health care, we STILL have broads out there who don't know what the fuck a DOUCHE is!

I mean seriously...

The biggest turn-off in the world is having to break out the air freshener BEFORE ANYTHING HAPPENS, just because the chick took her draws off....COME ON, MAN!!!! We used to have to deal with that nasty shit from broads in the 80's and 90's....

But what's worse...

YOU BROADS ACTUALLY HAVE THE BALLS TO GET MAD AT US!!!!!

US!!!!!!!

Maybe you didn't get the memo, but WE didn't tell you not to stick a damn Tic Tac up there before you left the house. I mean, you chicks these days love bragging about all the tricks you can do with it, so hell...give it some fucking Listerine, make it gargle and spit it back the fuck out then...don't fucking get mad at DUDES because you make our fucking braids come undone when you get nekkid.

GET THAT SHIT UNDER CONTROL!!!!! It's fucking disgusting!!

And it's nobody's fault but YOURS....

I'm gonna go back to what I said a while back....

Before you leave the house, do a damn smell test....stick a finger in there for a few seconds. If your fingers smells like a fucking sardine factory when you put it to your nose...GET YOUR ASS IN THE SHOWER!!!....or at least stick a bar of soap up there for a few hours until you learn your lesson.

And you know what really cracks me up about all this.....the funky chicks are the MAIN ONES who want dudes to stick our faces down there!!! Fellas, doesn't this crack you up?

So tell me.....am I wrong for blowing all this up?