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Out of Left Field!!!
2:03AM on July 07, 2012

.....I finally get the camcorder I need...WITH the night-vision feature...and I can't even get CLOSE to getting any butt...

.....fellas....if your girl is riding you and your wang flops out, it's not always a mishap. If it flops towards her butt cheeks, you're fine. Just put it back in and have fun......but if it flops out towards your belly....your googus is not up to par in the size category....trust me on this one...I happen to be an authority on this topic... SHUT THE HELL UP!!

.....so let me get this straight....you WANT me to slap you, spit in your face, and call you a slut?

.....so....he cheated on you for AT LEAST 9 months out of the YEAR you were together...knocks the broad up....she has the baby....you break up with him (allegedly)....he still comes over WITH THE BABY HE CHEATED ON YOU TO CREATE....and you now watch said baby every now and then for weekends at a time?

.....why didn't you TELL ME you squirt? Dammit!!! Now I have to wash my fucking socks all over again....ugh!

.....I swear, if I bump my stiffy into another fucking door.....

.....apparently I'm NOT the only person who saw that "V for Vendetta" movie, with all these damn wigs running around....I mean, seriously...only an IDIOT believes that black chicks have bangs...come on now...

.....oh...I get it now...I'm SUPPOSED TO go down there because YOU DEMAND IT....apparently, you LOVE the idea of heading home early...