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Weird Laws of New Jersey
8:22PM on June 13, 2011
Weird Laws of New Jersey
In some places laws are still in place which today are really redundant. Due to the cost and time involved these laws were never removed and you could still be prosecuted although I think the Judge would be lenient or even throw it out of court.
STATE LAWS
Drivers must warn those who they pass on highways before they do so.
Spray paint may not be sold without a posted sign warning juveliles of the penalty for creating graffiti.
Handcuffs may not be sold to minors.
It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
One must yield a phone line to a person if it is an emergency.
All motorists must honk before passing another car, bicyclist, skater, and even a skateboarder.
You cannot pump your own gas.
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
It is against the law to frown at a police officer.
In an attempt to foster kindness in the citizens of New Jersey, the month of May is designated Kindness Awareness Month.
If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.
The third Thursday of October is designated as New Jersey Credit Union Day and citizens of the state should observe the day with appropriate activities and programs.
Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday.
You may not slurp your soup.
Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.
It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.
CITY LAWS OF NEW JERSEY
Bernards Township
It is illegal to frown as the town is a Frown-Free Town Zone.
Blairstown
Shooting ranges are outlawed.
No street-side trees may be planted that obscure the air.
It is illegal to throw ashes on the sidewalk.
ldwell
You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue.
Cranford
Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn.
Cresskill
All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.
Elizabeth
It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat.
Haddon
It is illegal to use the Crystal Lake Pool without first obtaining a bathing tag from the Township
Clerk.
Cross-dressing is illegal.
No one may annoy someone of the opposite sex.
Manville
It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.
Mount Laurel
Climbing trees is prohibited in all city parks.
It is illegal to get drunk and annoy others in your house.
Newark
It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.
Raritan
Profanity is prohibited.
Sea Isle City
There will be no boiling of bones on the property.
Trenton
You may not throw a bad pickle in the street.
Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays.
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ah, but it didn't say I could'nt get pickled on Sunday! lol |
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Weird Laws of California
4:13PM on May 17, 2011
Weird Laws of California
In some places laws are still in place which today are really redundant. Due to the cost and time involved these laws were never removed and you could still be prosecuted although I think the Judge would be lenient or even throw it out of court. This week's has some of the strangest and funniest I have seen so far. I don't think I will be moving to California anytime soon lol 
STATE LAWS
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Bathhouses are against the law.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
CITY LAWS OF CALIFORNIA
Alhambra
You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.
Arcadia
Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
Baldwin Park
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
Belvedere
City Council order reads: No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.
Blythe
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
Burlingame
It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.
Carmel
A man cant go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.
Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor)
Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.
Cathedral City
It is prohibited to sleep in a parked vehicle.
Persons may not ride their bicycles through the Fountain of Life.
One may not bring their dog to school.
Cerritos
All dog waste must be removed from any yard within seven days.
Chico
One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool.
It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.
It is illegal to plant a garden in any public street.
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Dana Point
One may not use ones own restroom if the window is open.
Downey
It is illegal to wash your car in the street.
El Monte
Sandboxes may not be used as ashtrays.
Pinball machines are outlawed, as well as mock horse racing games.
Waitresses are not allowed to consume drinks bought by her customers.
Eureka
Persons may not sleep on a road.
One must seek written permission from the Director of Public Works before playing baseball in a city park.
Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
Fresno
No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.
Skipping rocks in a city park is not allowed.
It is against the law to hold a private bingo game.
Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits.
It is illegal to sell gasoline to a drunken person.
Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.
Getting drunk on a playground is against the law.
Glendale
One may not take his dog on an elevator with him.
A person must be 18 years old to buy a wax container.
It is illegal to jump into a passing car.
Cars may not be driven in reverse.
Hermosa Beach
Public restrooms must be supplied with toilet paper.
No person may show his or her buttocks on a playground.
It is illegal to pour salt on a highway.
Hollywood
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
Indian Wells
It is illegal for a trumpet player to play his instrument with the intention of luring someone to a store.
Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited.
Fortelling the future for donations is illegal.
Crushing rocks in the city limits is forbidden.
Lafayette
You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person.
Lodi
It is illegal to shoot silly string at parade participants.
Lompoc
It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters.
Long Beach
Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.
It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
Los Angeles
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
You may not hunt moths under a street light.
It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
Toads may not be licked.
It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church.
Zoot suits are prohibited.
Los Angeles County
All food in a children's camp must be approved by the director before being used.
It is illegal to set metal balloons afloat in the air.
No person may charge admission to a house party.
It is illegal to skateboard and roller-skate through the courthouse and library.
Norco
Vehicles may not contain sound systems which allow someone to hear noise outside the vehicle.
It is unlawful to give another fireworks.
All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first.
Growing oleander flowers is illegal.
Ontario
Roosters may not crow in the city limits.
Pacific Grove
It is illegal to molest butterflies.
Palm Springs
It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six pm.
Pasadena
It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
Portola
One may not allow his or her dog to chase a squirrel in the summer.
It is illegal to fish from an overpass in the city.
No person may carry a fish into a bar.
Unedale
Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.
Redlands
Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it.
Riverside
One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 oclock.
San Diego
It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar.
The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
San Francisco
Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
It is illegal to wipe ones car with used underwear.
Persons classified as ugly may not walk down any street.
It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
San Jose
It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs.
San Luis Obispo
Using a gas-powered blower at a business on Sunday is prohibited.
Santa Monica
You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.
Shasta Lake
One may not raffle off a dog as a gift in any public place.
Simi Valley
Remote control cars can only be driven in designated areas of city parks.
Temecula
Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St.
Thousand Oaks
Before a business may have a going out of business sale, they must obtain a special permit from the city manager.<
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Weird Laws Of Michigan
10:22PM on April 26, 2011
Weird Laws of Michigan
In some places laws are still in place which today are really redundant. Due to the cost and time involved these laws were never removed and you could still be prosecuted although I think the Judge would be lenient or even throw it out of court. Todays selection is especially for JuicyJuice314 by special request
STATE LAWS
Persons may not be drunk on trains.
It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber.
Adultery is illegal, but can only be punished upon a complaint by the affected husband or wife.
No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.
The last Sunday in June of every year was named log cabin day.
Cars may not be sold on Sunday.
A woman isnt allowed to cut her own hair without her husbands permission.
There is a 3 cent bounty for each starling and 10 cent bounty for each crow killed in any village, township, or city in the state.
It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
You may not swear in front of women and children.
Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
CITY LAWS OF MICHIGAN
Clawson
There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
Detroit
Putt-putt golf courses must close by 1:00 AM.
Security guards at Joe Louis Arena will confiscate any item they feel might be thrown onto the ice.
Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couples own property.
Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.
It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.
It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose.
Grand Haven
No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense.
Harper Woods
It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.
Kalamazoo
It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.
Rochester
All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police.
Soo
Smoking while in bed is illegal.
Wayland
Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day.
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MzGlinda |
May 01, 2011 (Report It)
there is some funny stuff there |
camcp... |
April 27, 2011 (Report It)
There goes my new breakout company, now what do I do with all these yellow sparrows? |
RudeMcP |
April 27, 2011 (Report It)
does a woman have to wear the bathing suit to have it inspected? |
RudeMcP |
April 27, 2011 (Report It)
and sparrows and parakeets look so much alike....who wouldn't want to paint them? |
RudeMcP |
April 27, 2011 (Report It)
legal to sleep with farm animals and chickens......hmm, don't they call that bestiality?
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April 27, 2011 (Report It)
(throws out decompression chamber) I have no use for this anymore |
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Weird Laws of Colorado
8:33PM on April 19, 2011
Weird Laws of Colorado
In some places laws are still in place which today are really redundant. Due to the cost and time involved these laws were never removed and you could still be prosecuted although I think the Judge would be lenient or even throw it out of court.
STATE LAWS
One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.
Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.
No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days.
It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
CITY LAWS
Alamosa
Throwing missles at cars is illegal.
Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.
To own a dog over three months of age, one must obtain a license.
Persons may not urinate in public.
Arvada
Establishments which sell alcohol must have enough lighting to read text inside them.
Aspen
Catapults may not be fired at buildings.
Boulder
It is legal to challenge a police officer, but only until he or she asks you to stop.
It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property.
Boulders may not be rolled on city property.
Couches may not be placed on outside porches.
Colorado Springs
It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.
Cripple Creek
It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.
Denver
The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.
It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado.
Durango
It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes unbecoming on ones sex.
Logan County
It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
Louisville
Residents may not own chickens, but may own up to three turkeys.
Pueblo
It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits.
Sterling
Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.
Vail
It is illegal to crash into obstacles on a ski slope.
No one may keep junk close to someone else.
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MzGlinda |
April 21, 2011 (Report It)
but I like dandelions....LOL |
camcp... |
April 21, 2011 (Report It)
tieing a glowstick to my cat's tail right now, lol |
RudeMcP |
April 20, 2011 (Report It)
Damn. Nothing I enjoy more than taking out a few trees when on the slopes. |
RudeMcP |
April 20, 2011 (Report It)
Cats need taillights? Where do you put the battery? Under its stomach? |
RudeMcP |
April 20, 2011 (Report It)
What if my next door neighbor was good looking and I wanted to demonstrate the hose attachment? Heh heh heh |
RudeMcP |
April 20, 2011 (Report It)
You mean I can't roll a boulder in Boulder? :O |
RudeMcP |
April 20, 2011 (Report It)
As temperamental as llamas can be, I'd think they could graze anywhere they want |
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Weird Laws of Texas
6:58PM on April 12, 2011
Weird Laws of Texas
In some places laws are still in place which today are really redundant. Due to the cost and time involved these laws were never removed and you could still be prosecuted although I think the Judge would be lenient or even throw it out of court. I'm glad I don't live in Texas and all Rudies will probably think the same after reading some of these laws
STATE LAWS
One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.
The Bluebonnet is the official song of the state flower.
It is illegal to sell one's eye.
A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
It is illegal to milk another persons cow.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
CITY LAWS IN TEXAS
Abilene
It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.
Austin
Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.
Beaumont
Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University.
Borger
It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.
Clarendon
It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.
Dallas
Its illegal to possess realistic dildos.
El Paso
Urinating on the streets is illegal.
Appearing in public places wearing a lewd dress is prohibited.
Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them.
Galveston
It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays.
Offensive gestures will not be tolerated at any special event.
Bicycles must be operated at a reasonable speed.
One needs permission from the director of parks and recreation before getting drunk in any city park.
No person shall throw trash from an airplane.
Landing an airplane on the beach is illegal.
No person shall inhale fumes from model glue.
Any person who sits on a sidewalk may be fined up to $500.
Harker Heights
No person may disturb a church service by swearing.
Drivers of city vehicles must respect all traffic rules just like the rest of us.
Houston
It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.
Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.
Jasper
Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times.
LeFors
It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.
Lubbock County
It is illegal to drive within an arms length of alcohol including alcohol in someone elses blood stream.
Mesquite
It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
Port Arthur
Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.
Richardson
It is illegal to do U Turns.
It is now illegal to place a for sale sign on a car if it visible from the street.
San Antonio
It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.
It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.
Temple
Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot.
You can ride your horse in the saloon.
No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square.
Texarkana
Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.
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Juicy... |
April 20, 2011 (Report It)
WOW lol |
Canad... |
April 19, 2011 (Report It)
i think i broke many of those laws while living in texas guess me lucky,lol |
camcp... |
April 14, 2011 (Report It)
I lived in Galveston years ago and I don't remember anyone getting up before noon on Sunday! |
MzGlinda |
April 13, 2011 (Report It)
I do not want to be a Yellow Rose of Texas...LOL |
CLYDE... |
April 13, 2011 (Report It)
looks like i wont be moving to Austin! |
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Weird Laws of Iowa
5:51PM on April 05, 2011
Weird Laws of Iowa
In some places laws are still in place which today are really redundant. Due to the cost and time involved these laws were never removed and you could still be prosecuted although I think the Judge would be lenient or even throw it out of court.
STATE LAWS
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.
A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
One-armed piano players must perform for free.
Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
Tanning bed facilities must warn of the risk of getting a sunburn.
A board was created to regulate among other things, hearing aids.
Ministers must obtain a permit to carry their liquor across state lines.
Doctors who treat a person with gonorrhea must report this to the local board of health and include the diseases probable origin.
All boxes used to pick hops must be exactly 36 inches long.
City Laws
Bettendorf
Liquor stores may not place advertisements for beer outside the store.
Cedar Rapids
It is illegal to read persons palms in the city limits.
Dubuque
Any hotel in the city limits must have a water bucket and a hitching post in front of the building.
Fort Madison
The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.
Indianola
The Ice Cream Man and his truck are banned.
Marshalltown
Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.
Mount Vernon
One must obtain written permission from the City Council before throwing bricks into a highway.
No person may pick a flower from a city park.
All softball diamond lights must be turned off by 10:30 PM.
Ottumwa
Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know.
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camcp... |
April 06, 2011 (Report It)
Dang, and I was headed that way this weekend to throw some bricks and pick flowers. lol |
CLYDE... |
April 06, 2011 (Report It)
dang no ice cream wagon...glad i am not in that town! |
RudeMcP |
April 05, 2011 (Report It)
Abd I'm now supposed to feed my horses how? |
shoot... |
April 05, 2011 (Report It)
funny |
DUDE_333 |
April 05, 2011 (Report It)
WOW!!! Can kiss a woman in public if you have a moustache...wth??? |
MsHyp... |
April 05, 2011 (Report It)
Kissing for only 5 mins? Um I'm never visiting Iowa lol |
MzGlinda |
April 05, 2011 (Report It)
Thanks Chesty I enjoyed reading that ... |
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Weird Laws of Conneticut
9:12PM on March 29, 2011
Weird Laws of Conneticut
In some places laws are still in place which today are really redundant. Due to the cost and time involved these laws were never removed and you could still be prosecuted although I think the Judge would be lenient or even throw it out of court.
This week's choice is in honour of our recent road trip that took in Conneticut.
STATE LAWS
Town records may not be kept where liquor is sold.
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
You cannot buy any alcohol after 9pm or on Sundays.
It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.
TOWN LAWS
Devon
It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
Guilford
Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.
Hartford
You arent allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
You may not educate dogs.
It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
New Britain
It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
Rocky Hill
An arcade may not have more than a total of four amusement devices such as ping-pong tables, pinball machines, or shuffleboard tables.
Southington
Silly string is banned.
Waterbury
It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.
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shoot... |
March 30, 2011 (Report It)
lol good ones |
BROOK... |
March 30, 2011 (Report It)
lol
this is not far from me i'm in boston glad to kno lmao |
camcp... |
March 29, 2011 (Report It)
I have enough trouble walking forward in daylight! |
MsHyp... |
March 29, 2011 (Report It)
Well the no selling of alchol on Sundays is still in affect in Arkansas... they looked at me like I had problems lol! |
CLYDE... |
March 29, 2011 (Report It)
I am all in favor of the bouncing pickle one!! |
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Weird Laws of Ohio
11:57PM on March 22, 2011
WEIRD LAWS OF OHIO
In some places laws are still in place which today are really redundant. Due to the cost and time involved these laws were never removed and you could still be prosecuted although I think the Judge would be lenient or even throw it out of court.
This week's selection is for Master_Draco as he will soon be heading out that way.
STATE LAW
In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speakers stand, you can be fined $25.
Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
The Ohio drivers education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.
Breast feeding is not allowed in public
It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.
No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
CITY LAWS
Akron
It is illegal to display colored chickens for sale.
No person shall solicit sex from another of the same gender if it offends the second person.
Skateboarding in the city limits after dark is prohibited.
Posting signs at swimming pools is illegal.
Bay Village
It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road.
Bexley
Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.
Canton
Electric fences are banned.
If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour.
Power Wheels cars may not be driven down the street.
It is a misdemeanor to play any game in a public park without the Superintendents permission.
Cincinnati
Anal intercourse is banned.
Cleveland
Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.
Its illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!
Fairview Park
Items left on a tree lawn become city property.
Its against the law to honk your horn excessively.
Ironton
Cross-dressing is against the law.
Lima
Any map that does not have Lima clearly stated on the map cannot be sold.
Lowell
It is unlawful to run a horse over five miles per hour.
McDonald
Your duck may not paraded down Ohio Avenue.
North Canton
It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police.
Oxford
It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session.
One may not spit on the sidewalks on the square.
Motor vehicles on the square are prohibited.
Horn honking is not permitted as it might scare horses.
Its illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a mans picture.
Paulding
A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.
Strongsville
Catch 22 is banned.
Toledo
Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.
Youngstown
You may not run out of gas.
Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.
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mstre... |
March 29, 2011 (Report It)
This was good I liked..it.. off to read the rest |
BROOK... |
March 27, 2011 (Report It)
This was funny lol |
MsCum... |
March 25, 2011 (Report It)
Anal intercourse is banned wow I couldnt live there...lol |
Chest... |
March 24, 2011 (Report It)
Apparently Decoration Day is the former name for Memorial Day in the USA |
RudeMcP |
March 23, 2011 (Report It)
What the hell is Decoration Day? |
Maste... |
March 23, 2011 (Report It)
lol , wicked funny Chesty |
MsHyp... |
March 23, 2011 (Report It)
Funny |
Canad... |
March 23, 2011 (Report It)
lol,love them they are getting so funny. |
camcp... |
March 23, 2011 (Report It)
No duck walking for Master_Draco! lol |
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Weird Laws of Washington
6:11PM on March 15, 2011
WEIRD LAWS - Washington
In some places laws are still in place which today are really redundant. Due to the cost and time involved these laws were never removed and you could still be prosecuted although I think the Judge would be lenient or even throw it out of court.
The following are just a few that still exist in Washington. Thank you to Johnboy78 for sending them.
STATE LAWS
It is illegal to attach a vending machine to a utility pole without prior consent from the utility company.
No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.
Destroying a beer cask or bottle of another is illegal.
It is illegal to entice girls away from the Maple Lane School for girls.
X-rays may not be used to fit shoes.
All lollipops are banned.
A law to reduce crime states: It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.
Why does this law exist?
It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.
People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.
All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle.
It is illegal to pretend that ones parents are rich.
One may not spit on a bus.
When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.
You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday.
City laws
Bremerton
You may not chuck peanuts on the street.
Everett
It is illegal to display a hypnotized or allegedly hypnotized person in a store window.
Lynden
Dancing and drinking may not occur at the same establishment.
Seattle
You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.
Women who sit on mens laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.
No one may set fire to another persons property without prior permission.
It is illegal to carry a fishbowl or aquarium onto a bus because the sound of the water sloshing may disturb other passengers.
Spokane
No one may kneel on a pedestrian skywalk.
Persons may not wear a life jacket near the Spokane River.
TVs may not be bought on Sundays.
Spokane County
Strippers may not come closer than four feet to any customer.
Waldron Island
No structure shall contain more than two toilets that use potable water for flushing.
Walla Walla
It is illegal to give noxious substances to a bird in any city park.
Wilbur
You may not ride an ugly horse.
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camcp... |
March 16, 2011 (Report It)
lol, these are great! |
MsHyp... |
March 15, 2011 (Report It)
It kills me how did people come up with it? |
Canad... |
March 15, 2011 (Report It)
wow these laws are getting way too funny now. |
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Weird Laws of Pennsylvania
5:40PM on March 08, 2011
WEIRD LAWS - Pennsylvania
In some places laws are still in place which today are really redundant. Due to the cost and time involved these laws were never removed and you could still be prosecuted although I think the Judge would be lenient or even throw it out of court.
The following are just a few I found that still exist in Pennsylvania. Thank you to Pornluver for some of the ones listed.
STATE LAWS
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It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.
It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel.
It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.
A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
You may not sing in the bathtub.
Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.
A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass.
Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.
No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official beer distributor.
All liquor stores must be run by the state.
Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.
You may not catch a fish with your hands.
You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.
You do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land.
City Laws in Pennsylvania
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Allentown
There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public.
Bensalem
Persons convicted of felonies may not operate Bingo games.
Operators of bingo games may not advertise the prizes offered.
Carlisle
In the middle of town, one must pay a fee of $50 dollars a year to park on a particular block.
Connellsville
Ones pants may be worn no lower than five inches below the waist.
Danville
All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
Millville
The sale of alcohol is prohibited.
One may not shoot any dog that is found wandering the streets.
Morrisville
It is required that a woman have a permit to wear cosmetics.
Newtown
Every outlet or switch (which can be purchased for 59 cents) that is installed requires an electrical
inspection fee of 1 dollar and 33 cents.
Pittsburgh
No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator.
It is still illegal to bring a donkey or a mule onto a trolley car.
Ridley Park
You cannot walk backwards eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium during a performance.
Tarentum
Horses are not to be tied to parking meters.
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xCaro... |
August 06, 2012 (Report It)
I figured I better read these for when I finally move there...lol Some really strange ones indeed. |
Canad... |
March 13, 2011 (Report It)
these are getting cuter and cuter wow alot of law breakers i guess,lol. |
Mr_6M... |
March 11, 2011 (Report It)
Funny but all 2 tru |
MsHyp... |
March 10, 2011 (Report It)
The Laws get weirder and weirder lol |
camcp... |
March 10, 2011 (Report It)
I like to walk backwards eating peanuts, guess I'll stay in Arkansas! |
sw33t... |
March 08, 2011 (Report It)
i found this 2 be very interesting |
johnb... |
March 08, 2011 (Report It)
*makes note to self* Do NOT move to Pennsylvania.....I'll have to look for some for Washington state and send them to you for your blog :D |
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Weird Laws of Massachusetts
4:33PM on March 01, 2011
WEIRD LAWS - MASSACHUSETTS
In some places laws are still in place which today are really redundant. Due to the cost and time involved these laws were never removed and you could still be prosecuted although I think the Judge would be lenient or even throw it out of court.
The following are just a few I found that still exist in Massachusetts.
STATE LAWS
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It is illegal to give beer to hospital patients.
Candy may not contain more than 1% of alcohol.
Shooting ranges may not set up targets that resemble human beings.
At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.
All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.
Hunting on Sundays is prohibited.
It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.
A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.
Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder.
Quakers and witches are banned.
Bullets may not be used as currency.
Massachusetts liquor stores can only open on Sundays if they are in Berkshire, Essex, Franklin, Middlesex or Worcester counties and are within 10 miles of the Vermont or New Hampshire borders.
Alcoholic drink specials are illegal.
Public boxing matches are outlawed.
CITY LAWS
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Boston
It is illegal to play the fiddle.
Two people may not kiss in front of a church.
No more than two baths may be taken within the confines of the city.
No one may cross the Boston Common without carrying a shotgun in case of bears.
Anyone may let their sheep and cows graze in the public gardens/commons at any time except Sundays.
It is illegal to eat peanuts in church.
An old law prohibits the taking of baths on Sunday.
Duels to the death permitted on the common on Sundays provided that the Governor is present.
Women may not wear heels over 3 inches in length while on the common.
No one may take a bath without a prescription.
It is illegal for any citizen to own more than three dogs.
Burlington
You may not walk around with a drink.
Cambridge
It costs $50 extra for a permit for hurling, soccer or Gaelic football games in a public park on a Sunday.
Hingham
You may not have colored lights on your house if it can be seen from Main Street.
If you live on Main Street and want to paint your house, the colors must be approved by the historical society.
Hopkinton
Though horses and cows are allowed on the common, dogs are prohibited.
Longmeadow
It is illegal for two men to carry a bathtub across the town green.
Marlboro
It is illegal to buy, sell or possess a squirt gun.
Silly string is illegal in the city limits.
One may not detonate a nuclear device in the city.
It is illegal for any citizen to own more than two dogs.
Milford
Peeping in the windows of automobiles is forbidden.
Nahant
Sleds may not be coasted down streets.
It is illegal to excavate any city street.
Newton
All families must be given a hog from the towns mayor.
North Andover
An ordinance prohibits the use of space guns.
Woburn
In bars, it is actually illegal to walk around with a beer in your hand.
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camcp... |
March 02, 2011 (Report It)
No wonder my dad wouldn't allow manhatten style Clam Cowder in our house! |
CLYDE... |
March 01, 2011 (Report It)
I have broken more of these laws than I would ever admit to! And thank goodness I dont live in Massachusetts only thing I have going for me is Sunday Mass!!! |
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March 01, 2011 (Report It)
Oh Great! I can't play my fiddle in Boston? well I'm not going then !...."In bars, it is actually illegal to walk around with a beer in your hand."
And this one is just nuts...Good Blog Chesty...very funny :) |
ferve... |
March 01, 2011 (Report It)
Some strange ones. except the one bout it being illegal to detonate a nuclear device. Kinda happy bout that one :) |
MsHyp... |
March 01, 2011 (Report It)
It's seems that back then they was trying to be prepared for anything lol so funny |
Canad... |
March 01, 2011 (Report It)
wow they get funnier and funnier |
shoot... |
March 01, 2011 (Report It)
got some strange ones |
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