My Clitter

Lesbians should NOT be allowed to use dildos or vibrators.
They made their choice, live with it!
sent from Website -- Friday, April 10th 2009 07:23:39 AM

Sarcasm, One of the many fine services i provide...
sent from Website -- Wednesday, April 8th 2009 07:59:20 AM

The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that
bites it.
sent from Website -- Friday, April 3rd 2009 07:01:22 AM

God An invisible friend for adults
sent from Website -- Saturday, March 28th 2009 05:32:19 PM

Light travels faster than sound. Thats why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak.
sent from Website -- Thursday, March 26th 2009 12:26:18 AM

I would love to change the world, but they wont give me the
source code.
sent from Website -- Tuesday, March 24th 2009 02:37:01 PM

The Vending Machine Theory Stuff tastes better when it
falls.
sent from Website -- Monday, March 23rd 2009 07:54:01 AM

Why do we call them buildings when theyre finished? Shouldnt
they be called Builts?
sent from Website -- Sunday, March 22nd 2009 09:35:17 PM

Dont drink water - fish have sex in it...
sent from Website -- Sunday, March 22nd 2009 02:24:11 AM

Youre like a slinky - completely useless, but fun to push
down stairs.
sent from Website -- Saturday, March 21st 2009 02:30:20 PM

Solution to two of the worlds problems Feed the homeless to
the hungry.
sent from Website -- Friday, March 20th 2009 05:51:04 AM

Want to know how I got these scars?
sent from Website -- Tuesday, March 17th 2009 06:15:59 AM

Perving...
sent from Website -- Monday, March 16th 2009 05:20:32 PM