his grandfather passed
10:18PM on April 02, 2012
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away Santa Singh went straight round to visit his grandmother. When he asked how his grandpa had died, his granny explained 'He had a heart attack during sex on Sunday morning'
Horrified Santa suggested that shagging at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble.
'Oh no' granny replied, 'We had sex every Sunday morning, in time with the local church bells, in with the dings and out with the dongs.'
She paused, and wiped away a tear. 'If it wasn't for that damn fire engine going past, he'd still be alive!'