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Best Chocolate Cake in the World!
9:46PM on August 29, 2010
Recipe for the Bestest Chocolate Cake Ever - And Easiest!
Preheat oven to 350.
Grease and flour whatever pan/pans you've decided to use.
Put a cup of water in a pan on the stove to be heated later.
In a large bowl dump in
2 cups sugar
1 3/4 cups flour
3/4 cups baking cocoa
1 1/2 tsp baking soda
1 1/2 tsp baking powder
1 tsp salt
stir a bit.
turn on stove to heat water to boiling
dump in to mixture -
2 eggs
1 cup milk
1/2 cup veg oil
2 tsp vanilla
Beat for 2 min with elec mixer, then stir in cup of boiling water.
Pour into prepared pan/pans and bake for 30 min or until knife inserted in center comes out clean. Cool in pan for 10 min, then remove to rack to cool completely before frosting with your fav frosting.
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CLYDE... |
September 09, 2010 (Report It)
ok im eating crow! or should i say chocolate cake? this is the best even my top critic who is not a cake fan was VERY impressed so so easy to make and very moist (dont ya love the word moist?) the only problem is the vid i made of this did not work for some reason my sd card is toast...errrr any way i re-track any doubts i had and INSIST that all on Rude make this!!! great job BJ 10* cake |
Nilou... |
August 31, 2010 (Report It)
Very nice ! |
Delmar69 |
August 31, 2010 (Report It)
Hell BJ, this sunds easy...even a wooden prick like me could make this....and Clyde please feel free to pre heat your apron at Thegates of Hell Har Har lol Kewl beans babe....joking Clyde PMSL |
CLYDE... |
August 30, 2010 (Report It)
oh so u dont use ur weiner thanks tweety & clyde jr. will be glad to hear that too!! so with that said i will break out my 18/10 S.S. bowl whisk and beaters dawn my apron made of recycled pantyhose and begin to beat my batter i mean make this cake and give a piece to another renowned food critic (aka) Bonny! Im off to pre heat my apron! |
Tweety79 |
August 30, 2010 (Report It)
PS: If you care too, I substituted a special dark cocoa powder when I made it and it is Devilishly good with it too....xoxoxoxo and ^6 for chocolate cake Nummy |
Tweety79 |
August 30, 2010 (Report It)
OMG!! Clyde needs to take a pill or get his weiner outta his hand he he!! This was easy to make, simple ingredients and it turned out delicious...can't say much more, can we?? Kewl BJ and thanks for the link in your shout out babe...your just to kewl and I Love You!!!! xoxoxoxoxo |
CLYDE... |
August 29, 2010 (Report It)
against my better judgment Im going to make this cake. I only say that because you start the recipe with and I quote " In a large bowl DUMP (this is a chocolate cake remember), then you want me to "beat it for 2 min" in some electric contraption then stir it in boiling water!!!!! is this chocolate cake masochist cake???? and to end it off you want me to put a KNIFE in the center of it until it cums out clean im thinking it would cum out bloody at this point, then you have the nerve to ask me for frosting.....any way im going to try it and will report back to you from my mutilated state.
Ciao
Clyde |
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Personal Stuff!
10:18AM on July 25, 2009
Puttin' It Out There!
I've been inspired by Kristen_Marie's post on the General Board - 'Help The Girl Out Rude' and decided that the best way for ME to succeed with my own current weight loss program is to hold myself accountable by blogging and clittering about it! So that's what I'm doing! I don't want to mention particular diets or programs cause I think that what works for one might not work for another, we each need to discover what suits our lifestyle best if we are seeking to make a change for the better.
So here's my stats as of today. I began my current program June 4 and as of July 23 I'm down 19 pounds. That's almost 2 3/4 pounds a week average I think, which is a bit high but I was hospitalized 3 times so it's a bit off kilter. I hope to average 1-2 pounds a week but I know they'll be weeks when I may not lose. I'm learning a lot about portion control and that I need to eat limited starches and fats, which I used to avoid. Most of you know that I begin EVERY day with a walk along the beautiful Gulf Coast, and I'm hoping to supplement that with either a swim or an additional walk every day - I've been neglecting the pool lately. I need to dance more often also, and not just with a duck! lol
I hope you'll subscribe to my 'Clitter', which up until now I haven't found much use for. Now I'll post each week after my weigh in, with hopefully good news!
Encouragement and gifts of lingerie in smaller sizes are always welcome!
Hugs, BJ
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BONNY... |
January 11, 2010 (Report It)
Hey Girl!
So glad I came across your blog post here. As you know I've been out of the loop on Rude, for both working and health reasons. This last year has been hell and meds added quite the 'baggage to my body. Makes me feel like hell, so I totally understand your determination! Now I have to work at it too and remove the fatty hitchhikers. So you have our full support and wish you many days of willpower.
luv
B&C |
pepel... |
November 06, 2009 (Report It)
But if you are pretty like that now!!!! Don't lose weight. We, a lot of men (and women) keep on looking at you, at your body.
YOU ARE VERY ATTRACTIVE, don't change.
Kisses |
Levit... |
October 24, 2009 (Report It)
I echo what deedee said. Love you just as you are BJ, but wishing you lots of luck in your programme. I usually try to put on weight sInce I started doing this, as I feel it looks sexier lol. People huh, we never satisfied :) :) Hope it goes well for you sweet lady. Lev xxx |
misse... |
August 02, 2009 (Report It)
keep up the good work, BJ! but dont go too far too fast. eat small portions but several meals a day. you will see that you are more full but you still loose weight because your metabolism will speed up. so you wont have to work as hard. looking good is a state of mind. feeling good is a nessesity for life. remember, you are as beautiful as you feel. dont try so hard that you make yourself sick. we love you just the way you are.
deedee.
oxoxoxoxo. |
Delmar69 |
July 25, 2009 (Report It)
Take it from a bag o bones like me BJ...your doing it the right way!!! Kewl hon, i am behind ya all the way....and loving the view too he he xoxoxox |
busty... |
July 25, 2009 (Report It)
BJ...I think its great that you are doing something to improve your health, continue walking and indeed dance daily, it does great things for your body, plus you it is so much fun!! |
POOHB... |
July 25, 2009 (Report It)
I know exactly what you mean. I too want to lose weight. It is really hard for me. I am an emotional eater. I get stressed I eat. I have been stressed alot lately over different things going on in my life, but I am doing my best to not turn to food for comfort but my friend and love Tracy for comfort and understanding. Since my divorce I have lost a total of nearly 30 lbs. I didnt really do much trying to lose weight,but I think it was the fact that my biggest stress problem was finally gone lol. I just wanna lose some of my hips and my belly I was told not to lose my booty or boobs crossing fingers that doesn't happen. Anyways I am going lowcarb way of eating and I know it worked for me before I just need to learn to do what I did then to make it start working again. Ok I have went on and on and Im sure you are sick of it by now, but message me anytime for support love ya BJ!!! Congrats on the lose and loses to come. |
zebra... |
July 25, 2009 (Report It)
way too go bj!!! |
Tweety79 |
July 25, 2009 (Report It)
Having lost weight before I see and understand all you say, commitment and self control are key factors and you are adhering to that in fine fashion. Kudos to your weight loss and keep going....the results aren't far behind.....he he xoxoxox Good Work babe!!!! ^6 |
OneMa... |
July 25, 2009 (Report It)
Congrats Sweety Keep up the Awesome Work :-)
XOXOXO
One Mature Vixen |
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My Free Downloads!
8:27PM on May 24, 2009
My Latest Free Upload - Panties!
You can view, download, and share if you like, LOTS of my HOT VIDS and PIX for free at this link - And SAVE IT to your favs, cause I keep adding to it, and you don't wanna miss a thing!
XOXOXOXO
BJ
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charm... |
July 04, 2009 (Report It)
FRENCH KISSES TO YOU ROSE
SEA SUN and SEX ... hope to see you
J |
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My Tongue Fetish!
10:20PM on February 07, 2009
Don't know how the rest of you ladies feel, but I'll take a nice long curled tongue topped with a sturdy nose doing a heavy duty job on my pussy over cock any day of the week. I'm one of those ladies who, although I enjoy a good fucking as much as anyone, I don't cum unless my clit is stimulated A LOT, and the combination of nose and tongue are what does it for me. Just check out some of the vids and pix that I have favorited on my page - you'll see some of the sexiest tongues I've noticed on Rude featured there.
And I'm always on the hunt for more! If you have a tongue that makes women quiver, or have seen one on Rude that I've missed, steer me to him so I can drool some more! I've already made one vid of me masturbasting while viewing my fav Rude tongues, hope to make lots more!
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cunnu... |
November 26, 2009 (Report It)
Well I hope my vids have made you feel the urge... |
pepel... |
November 06, 2009 (Report It)
I'd love to suck your pussy and your asshole. |
Equadore |
May 29, 2009 (Report It)
I love to suck on pussy. its an art. it set the mood for the rest of the show in my eyes. |
whtfb... |
May 24, 2009 (Report It)
I too enjoy a go "Tongue lashing"... but, I have to say I equally enjoy a go stroking. Especially from behind. |
Levit... |
May 15, 2009 (Report It)
Mmmm BJ now that sounds hot! Well a nice big tongue... on the clit, oh yes it's hard to beat that you're absolutely right! xx |
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Screen Caps
11:47PM on November 26, 2008
How to take a Screen Cap
I notice questions often regarding screen caps. Here are the steps to take a screen cap, and what to do with it once you've taken it. Use this to capture anything you see anywhere on line that you'd like to save a copy of.
Hold down your 'print screen' key. Then go to your 'start'; hopefully you have Paint listed there as a program, if not, look for it in your programs and open it. Then hold down your 'control' key and the letter 'V' at the same time. The image should appear on your screen. Go to 'Save As', and save the image. Be sure to save it as a jpg: you'll have to select that option. Give it a title, such as 'Nudity', and save it to your desktop, it'll be easier to find that way. Then close Paint. Then go to your desktop and and if U need to edit the pic, open the picture that you've just saved, using whatever pic editing program you use. Crop the picture so you're not showing the entire screen, just mainly what you want to save. Resave it. Your pic is now ready to do whatever you need to do with it.
If you've never taken screen shots before, just practice taking a few so you'll know you can do it when you need to. Hope this helps.
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Liqui... |
September 13, 2009 (Report It)
Thank you BJ... u are always one to post blogs to answer all of our questions xoxoxo |
creep... |
June 10, 2009 (Report It)
Maybe you're using windows vista or something but on windows xp all you need to do is push "print screen" button. |
Levit... |
May 15, 2009 (Report It)
Very helpful BJ. |
South... |
April 19, 2009 (Report It)
If you are on a Mac (Leopard OSX), hold down the Control (Apple Key) + Shift + 3. The shot is automatically saved on your desktop. :-) |
busty... |
January 28, 2009 (Report It)
this was very helpful!!! |
wildt... |
January 28, 2009 (Report It)
Good post, BJ - very helpful to catch those girls who just do not care, and disobey the rules. Damn, all they have to do is keep those special spots covered up
Fifi - i'm going to look into that tool, too |
Fifia... |
January 21, 2009 (Report It)
If folks have Vista they can install Screen Snaper V2.7 SideBar Gadget Tool and the PIXresizer tools...they both work great for grabbing the desktop, window and/or region and save to any file type or resolution too |
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Hot Keys and Macros
12:40PM on October 05, 2008
Hot Keys and Macros Tutorial
Stole the tutorial on Hot Keys from Ravynsxxx and the macros from LOTS of people, places - hope it's helpful to those who would like to mod for me or anyone else!
http://www.autohotkey.com/
download it and install it then follow Ravyns instructions
Remember, these are just basic. You can change the words to whatever.
1. Open Autohotkey
2. Click File/ edit script
3. A notepad will open up
4. Clear anything in that note pad
5. Paste this in (Do not change the spaces or anything)
(DO NOT COPY THIS LINE< BUT EVERYTHING BELOW IT)
f1::
Send No trading of any adult personal profile information, including, but not limited to, MySpace ID’s, Yahoo ID’s, MSN ID’s, AIM ID’s, ICQ numbers, telephone numbers and email addresses and physical addresses. {Enter}
return
f2::
Send Please do not type in all Capital Letters. It is considered Shouting and Annoying.{Enter}
return
f3::
Send Please be courteous to one another and especially to the performer at all times. You can loose chat privileges, or even be banned if you do not follow this simple rule.{Enter}
return
f4::
Send Folks the House Owners/ Performers know what they are doing and doesn't need a bunch of directors telling them what to do. So please relax and enjoy the view.{Enter}
return
f5::
Send This is an English only chat room. Please do not use any other languages here.{Enter}
return
f6::
send Remember it is considered rude to promote yourself or others in someone's show/chatroom, please take it to rudemail{enter}
return
f7::
send No requests, orders or directing of ANY kind. This goes for Implied, Joking, or Wishful requests as well.{Enter}
return
f8::
send Here is the short version of the rules: No Directing, No Caps, Be nice, Speak English and remember your manners. If you remember all that, you will do just fine on Rude. {Enter}
return
f9::
send If you enjoy the show, please take the time to vote by clicking the little yellow stars. {Enter}
return
(DO NOT PASTE THIS OR BELOW)
Now, on your text pad
Click file/ Save
Then on auto hot key,
Click File/ Reload Script
Try it out by going into your own house chat (Without the cam on) and hit the F keys
More good ones - you can change the words to suit your needs!
I'm not a performing seal - please go to the zoo if you want to see that
I heard they need directors in Hollywood
No CAPS, No Directing/Requesting ... Take Care & Have A Good Day
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Seaso... |
January 11, 2009 (Report It)
Thank You Chuurch! |
MsHon... |
November 15, 2008 (Report It)
Thank You For This |
TaQuilla |
October 08, 2008 (Report It)
Thank you BJ! |
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U Like me - U Really Like Me!
2:36AM on September 04, 2008
WOW!
I'm currently ranked on Rude as this week's Top Rated Hottie and this week's Most Talked About! Thanks!
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Levit... |
May 15, 2009 (Report It)
Yay! Good work hun xxx |
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Chat Room Rules!
3:41AM on September 02, 2008
GROUP CHAT-ROOM RULES
by RUDEBRETT
Info for moderators, but useful to all chatters!
No trading of any adult personal profile information, including, but not limited to, My Space ID’s, Yahoo ID’s, MSN ID’s, AIM ID’s, ICQ numbers, telephone numbers and email addresses and physical addresses.
No typing in all capitol letters - it is ok to capitalize words though for proper grammer.
If a chatter is misbehaving, most of the time they can be straightened out by simply muting them and telling them what they did wrong and explaining the proper protocol for the chat room. Or, you may want to give the chatter a verbal warning after muting before taking any disciplinary action. Should this fail to work you have several disciplinary options at your disposal. In any event the chatter should know why they are being disciplined.
Do not correct OPS in open chat please make sure that you PRIVATE them.
No one under the age of 18 on cam at any time. This includes pictures.
No drug references in any chat. (This has been modified - it's now ok to mention weed but it's up to the individual house owner to allow this)
Make sure that chatters aren't making demanding remarks to the house owners. For Example repetitive requests to do something. Let me stress repetitive means more than once requesting the same thing. I don't think it is necessary to remind chatters that the house owners don't take requests if they only ask once they only need to be reminded if they ask more than once.
It is ok if chatters compliment the house owners and they don't need to be told if they make a compliment that all the house owners are the sexiest.
Discipline of a Chatter – Click on the chatter’s name in the Chatter’s List
You now have three choices:
Mute – The chatter can still see what is happening but is silenced until he logs out and then logs back in.
Kick – The chatter is removed from the chat room. He can reenter the chat room and proceed normally.
Ban – The chatter is removed from the chat and is permanently banned from re-entering the chat until the ban is lifted by Administrationor the chat server is re-booted.
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Win Money Hunni! I do!
10:13AM on August 23, 2008
Winning Money on Rude!
First of all, only PRODUCERS can win money on Rude, so if you are NOT a Producer, but would like to be, read my blog on how to achieve Producer status, ok?
Lots of Producers earn money on Rude, in various ways. A Producer can do Group Shows and either do them for free, to promote his/her premium content here on Rude, or charge for them. A Producer can have a Live House with voyeur cams and charge for roommates. A Producer can do Private Shows and make money for the shows and when the archieved shows rent or sell. A Producer can produce and sell original pix and/or vids on Rude. A Producer can set up a Rude Store to sell all kinds of items to members of Rude. A Producer can earn money (BIG money!) by referring new members to Rude. A Producer can earn money by filling orders for Custom Content. A Producer can receive tips! There are LOTS of ways to earn money on this site, and more being added all the time!
But guess what! Sometimes you can even WIN money on Rude! There are many ways to win prizes and money here on Rude. Rude plugs, held nearly every month, are a great way to get traffic to your page and win chips which you can spend on cool stuff in the Rude Store or maybe some Rude gear. Currently there's a contest which right now invites FEMALE producers to enter, don't know why this is and hope it changes soon!
But here's the official link to the thread on the Producer Board, so if you are NOT a Producer, you may or may not be able to access this!
www.rude.com/main/message_board/view_post/id/21436
But here's a brief summary, and this week's content winners, I won $200 - AGAIN!
Here are the Winners as announced on The Boobie Prize Aug. 22nd.
Female Winners:
Live Voyeur House: sammieINtampa($200)
Live Group Shows: BJMature ($200)
RudePremium Flix: Lick_Kandii($200)
BonusDrawWinner: Mizbehaven($100)
Rude Private Give away Winners:
ExStripper ($100)
ExoticLady4U ($25)
congrats to everyone.
Brief summary of rules to follow in order to be eligible -
Live house cams up and running 35 hrs a week
2 paid shows a week that equal 2 hours of time total
5 rudeflix uploaded
That's it!
The week runs from midnight at Friday a.m until Thursday 11:59 the following week. The winners are drawn on Rude TV's Booby Prize Show on Friday night at 9 Eastern Time
The Contest for Private Shows is not a 'draw', it's based on actual work done. Damn, those ladies work HARD!
Just by getting into the contest you get more page views, sell more vids, its' a win/win situation!
Come on ladies!
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Wanna be a Rude Producer?
6:56AM on August 17, 2008
Producer Tips!
Rude.com has stopped issuing automatic invites to upgrade to Producer status as many people were obtaining this level just to gain the many perks! But it's not impossible to still become a Producer on Rude - here are some tips that can help you to achieve that desirable level so you can start having some real fun and also make some money while you're doing it!
Rude needs Producers who are going to contribute to the community, and who will share content that is UNIQUE and ORIGINAL (not content that you've grabbed from other sites)! So, begin by completing your Rude Page as much as you can! This includes filling out your profile, having a profile pic, recording a greeting, creating moods, uploading bits, creating a quiz and poll, adding some pix and vids (non nudity would be refreshing, guys, Rude has ENOUGH dick pix!) attending some free shows and adding them to your favs. View the Sponsored Live Houses, which are free to view, and add them to your favs. Any time you view a vid or someones pix, rate them, leave a comment, and add them to your favs. Request buddies whenever you can. Post on the general board (rude Forums), introduce yourself and ask people to add you as a buddy. Make comments (nice ones!) on other members' posts on the boards. All this will fill up your page and make you look like a contributing member of the Rude community, so you will be welcome!
After you've done all this, send an email from the email address you used to sign up to Rude to admin@rude.com Ask for the Producer upgrade, explaining what you have done to deserve it and what you will continue to do once you have received it. Are you planning on doing Live Group Shows? Having a Live House? Doing Private Shows? Have some great ideas for producing premium RudeFlix? Wanna sell your hot items in your very own Rude Store? Have ways to refer new members? (You can REALLY make money doing this!) Tell rude admin all about it and why YOU want to be a Producer here on Rude, and you'll see the Producer banner on your page in no time at all!
Also, an email from your Rude message system to RudeKenny here on Rude is a great idea - he has a lot of input and advice on how to achieve this status!
Tip - Be sure to add admin@rude.com to your address book so your response from them won't go to your spam folder!
An email to Toni at the RudeStore can't hurt either! She's very helpful in ALL aspects of Rude!
**Here's a link to a thread on the General Board by one of the owners of Rude - Welcoming applications for Male Producers - Yay!
Read it - it explains All!
http://www.rude.com/main/message_board/view_post/topic/84425/male-producer-apps-welcome-back-by-RudeBrett
And if you wanna begin slow, just wanna 'test the waters', go ahead and apply for 'Limited Producer Status', then you can start out by having some shows, letting people get to know you! Check this vid for more info - www.rude.com/v/arbU0gC2JdY
Any questions? Need more help? Message me!
Good luck, Producer to be!
BJ
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PuxXx... |
May 15, 2009 (Report It)
Thank u for the info Sweetheart im going to get on it & c what happens wish me luck & feel free to check out my page hope u like it bb =) |
danjaruz |
September 27, 2008 (Report It)
thankz for all the tips Bj u are a sweet heart |
Cujo_III |
September 26, 2008 (Report It)
Much Thanks Ms B. Now Thee "I" will try this way and see if the current takes thee "I" in a new direction. |
DVOte... |
September 15, 2008 (Report It)
Im nu here and the info youve provided is hopefully going to help me get were u r thanx n keep up the great work |
Seaso... |
September 12, 2008 (Report It)
Just want to know is it OK for me to post this on my blog. Something I can keep my eye on more and more every time. Reading this over and over again... |
Seaso... |
September 09, 2008 (Report It)
Just stopping by again to say I did read your blog here is sum of my Season for you.... |
Seaso... |
August 25, 2008 (Report It)
Thanks for the 411 tip BJ I have done all the above . And I'm still working on sum more. Luv the look your your hot and I'm pocket size pleasure lol . My hight that is... |
javie... |
August 22, 2008 (Report It)
Thanks for the tip but i have don all u say do and want to put more clips up, by the way nice smile in your background pic. |
talla... |
August 19, 2008 (Report It)
Thanks for the tips BJ. I applied to rude thru a message on here for my producer upgrade but your blog showed me that I should have e-mailed them from my actuall email. Also, I didn't know about the "Free" Vip Upgrade. Is that something in addition to upgrading to producer status? Either way I have learned something, so thanks. Check my first blog out, I would love to here your take on the subject. |
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FREE VIP Upgrade - Tips!
4:57PM on July 16, 2008
Just My Suggestions!
So, you'd like all the perks that VIP's get (click on the VIP link at the top of your page to check out these awesome perks!) but you'd rather not pay for it? Well I don't know of any other site that gives away a FREE VIP Upgrade EVERY DAY! But you don't get it by just sitting on your ass, you do need to make your page look pretty, and you need to ask for it in the proper place. You want it? Try these tips, okay? And if it doesn't work for you the first time, DON'T GIVE UP, KEEP POSTING!
**Post ORIGINAL (not borrowed from other sites), UNIQUE content on your page. Dick pix and stroking vids are plentiful, try something, ANYTHING else! Non nudity would be refreshing. I like to be teased!
It is not necessary to show your face on your page, ever.
**Fill out as much of your page as you can - the moods, bits, polls, etc. Also your BIO info, this is VERY important, espcially if you want to show up in the searches when all the hot members are trying to find U! (You can hide your actual city/town if you prefer, but not your state)
You can make your page look nice by changing the background and text colors, just make sure it's easy to read, okay? Black text on a black background really doesn't work all that well! To customize yur page, go to your Rude Control (top of your page), scroll down to My Rude Settings on the left hand side, Rude Page Customize. You're limited as to what you can do as a non-VIP but try some combos and see what works for you.
**Attend as many FREE shows and visit as many Sponsored Live Houses as you can, and act like a NICE PERSON while there, you will make friends. (Never make requests, this is a VOYEUR site - just because this site is called RUDE doesn't mean you have to be!) Tell people that you are new (if you are) and looking for buddies. While there, click to add the Shows and Live Houses to your 'favs', this will fill up your page and show that you are interested in the Rude community.
**When you visit someone's page, take your time to really check it out. Pix, vids, blogs, bits, etc. Rate everything you view and comment if you are able. Add everything you view to your 'favs' as it fills up your page. Read blogs, add them to your 'favs' and leave comments. Make sure you request the person to be your buddy. If you are out of buddy requests for the day, click on 'add to favorites'.
**Write a blog - Just tell a bit about yourself and what you plan to do as you develop your site here on Rude. Or write anything you like.
**Add as many buddys as you can each day. Once you have some decent content on your page, send a shout to ask your buddies to ask their buddies to check out your page. You can also post on the General Board asking members to check out your page and add you as a buddy. But please, don't do this if there isn't anything on your page to check out!
**Once you think your page looks good, (You can do this in a couple of days if you try), post a thread on the Contest Board asking for the free VIP upgrade. The judges will take a look at your page and decide if you've put effort into it, so show that you have! FREE VIP Upgrade is well worth the small amount of effort that you'll need to win this!
**Filling out your page completely isn't the ONLY was to earn this awesome FREE feature - some earned it by showing their participation by modding for Live Houses and/or Group Shows, by frequenting the boards before there were limits, by purchasing VIP and making themselves known and liked, there are many ways to join in the ever-expanding Rude community.
**WARNING** Rude is addictive!
And hey, if you took the time to read this, and found it helpful, why not rate it - I love stars! And leave a comment, especially if you get the free upgrade!
Let me know if you have any questions or need any help!
GOOD LUCK!
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luvsu... |
April 28, 2012 (Report It)
Thanks B.J. this was very helpful..i'm on it..:) by the ADD ME..LOL ( why not get started with u..lol ) |
Great... |
December 10, 2010 (Report It)
Thanks hun have been looking everywhere to figure out if it was possible. Wish me luck. :) |
love2... |
January 09, 2010 (Report It)
thank you BJ i will be sure to try out your advice! |
Levit... |
October 24, 2009 (Report It)
Excelent advice BJ |
still... |
October 14, 2009 (Report It)
Very good info, now I have a new option to try.
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gothmelx |
September 25, 2009 (Report It)
thanku for the help looking forward to adding to my page and making friends |
MrBoo... |
September 02, 2009 (Report It)
Thank you soo much BJ, I'm gonna get right on it....an you are right this site is addictive. |
305PapiJ |
August 28, 2009 (Report It)
Great advice BJ, I will get on it ASAP ;) |
UKnewguy |
August 18, 2009 (Report It)
Good set of tips. Ta, BJ |
creep... |
June 09, 2009 (Report It)
Lots of good advice here. Thank you very much! |
Volltage |
June 08, 2009 (Report It)
thank you(-_-) |
bigst... |
February 28, 2009 (Report It)
thanks for all of the advice on gettting vip status. you're vey,very helpful and informative.i appreciate you so very,very much!!!!!!!! |
lovin... |
February 25, 2009 (Report It)
Thanks BJ for the advice i will use it |
mdblk... |
November 14, 2008 (Report It)
thanks babe good info |
hacko... |
November 14, 2008 (Report It)
Im doing this and i hope i can have it!!
10x for da info |
lusci... |
November 01, 2008 (Report It)
thanks for the tips on getting free VIP upgrade. |
badnig78 |
October 15, 2008 (Report It)
Thanks For the good Tips |
Clima... |
October 08, 2008 (Report It)
Thank u BJ for your amazing post,help,tips...
I'm happy to say that I am a proud winner of the Free V.I.P Upgrade.All it will take is a little bit of your time and effort. |
RAHMO... |
September 22, 2008 (Report It)
thank you ,you are helpful |
drago... |
September 17, 2008 (Report It)
thanks for the help bj |
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September 15, 2008 (Report It)
tks for the tips....and i will be back if i should get lucky and win the free vip... |
ANTDON69 |
September 06, 2008 (Report It)
Exelent BJ,.. sending newbie's your way right now..!! |
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September 02, 2008 (Report It)
Thanks so much for the blog... Your blog really helped me gain my v.i.p. status. I would have been lost without ur help. Everyone should checkout ur tips, they really really work. I had my page together and ready in two days using her tips and help.
Thanks again!!!!! |
amand... |
August 31, 2008 (Report It)
Very good tips B.J. If i may add a tip for my fellow regulars who would like a free upgrade. Make tons of friends...Their support sometimes can persuade the judges decision otherwise. And don't talk too much smack (I do, but i was never good at following directions.) |
Endym... |
August 31, 2008 (Report It)
thanks for the tips.. i will now go add some more stuff on the page.. i wish my webcam was working a little bit better but that will come in the future.. thanks for the help |
iluvf... |
August 27, 2008 (Report It)
Her tips TRULY work... I'm a VIP now because of them! Don't just say you're gonna do it, and then don't! Take a week out of your "busy" life and actually implement her tips. She's on the money, folks... take it from me! |
Smoot... |
August 24, 2008 (Report It)
great tips, they really help to get the vip |
miste... |
August 21, 2008 (Report It)
Thanks for the advise pretty lady. I will def work on it. |
iluvf... |
August 18, 2008 (Report It)
Those tips were excellent! I'll be using a proxy @ work to utilize your tips, thanx! P.S. would love a BJ if you're ever in Upstate NY! ;) |
survi... |
August 15, 2008 (Report It)
Thanks for the Tips will give all a try and see what happens |
Wreck... |
August 11, 2008 (Report It)
um ok i'll try that |
bigda... |
August 11, 2008 (Report It)
thanks for the help bj
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ferve... |
August 11, 2008 (Report It)
thx for the ' Helpful Hints from B.J. ". < heloise has nothing on u B.J. lmao |
cumon... |
July 24, 2008 (Report It)
nice blog; good tips! |
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1 Year on Rude!
8:08AM on June 22, 2008
WOW! A whole year of being RUDE!
Gotta luv it! I celebrated by having my slutty friend LeatherLewis over for photo shoots and vid making in my Live House, that was FUN, don't U agree??? I posted over FIFTY pix in my free section, but just for the weekend, then they move over to my website http://www.rude.com/BJMature/goto_website/ area and will also be in RudePix, these hot pix are from my 'Big Blue' vid that I've just posted to RudeFlix. Hmmmm, I need to get busy and create a lil short version of that to put in my free vid section! It's a drooler for sure!
After several hours of hard (?!) work, we headed for the pool, and since it was deserted, were even able to get naughty pix there! So watch for more pix on my page and on my site!
Thanks for all the love! This site is SO awesome and I know it will continue to grow and I just hope I can keep up with it! Remember, I'm an old lady! lol
Big hugs, BJ
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August 31, 2008 (Report It)
Happy Anniversary |
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Chestylicious /BJMature BodyArt-It Can Be Yours!
7:59AM on June 07, 2008
Chocolate & PeanutButter, Oh My!
Hopefully you caught even SOME of the fun I had with the fabulous Chestylicious/Chestymorgan while she was visiting in the USA in May! Rude viewers seemed to enjoy our PeanutButter and Chocolate show, which ended up with Chesty and I on a tarp covered floor, happily spreading peanut butter on our ta ta's and licking it off, and then of course things got just a tad messy! I just HAD to dribble chocolate all over Chesty's big round ass and spread it so nice with my hands, gee did that feel good! And guess what???
 When she sat down on the tarp, her ass made a nice big heart! LOL
Well then of course she had to let the messy chocolate syrup pour all over my girls, and then she spread it all over them, and when I laid down, I'm sorry,it sorta looks like Mickey Mouse! lol
Well, that's what a viewer said, and I have to agree!
Call it what you like, you can call this 'work of art??!!' YOURS!
Body Art Contest -You Can Win It!
Chesty and I will keep track, all summer long, of our RudeFlix sales and rentals, and the person who buys or rents the most RudeFlix from either/both of us ladies will be offered this LARGE (12 feet by 4 1/2 feet) tarp, signed and dated by Chestymorgan (her name then) and myself, for FREE! That's all folks, simple, we'll keep track of the numbers, share them with each other and post at the end of each month. The contest will run for the months of June, July and August, so they'll be PLENTY of yummy content added for you to select from!
Happy Viewing!
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June 07, 2008 (Report It)
This was so much fun lol - all sticky and gooey and then all the fun of the shower lol |
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Download My Vids Now!
7:53AM on May 15, 2008
For those of you who are 'keepers', I now have a Yahoo group where, if you are a member, you are able to download all sorts of things for free!
**Free Wallpapers!
**Free Hot Pix!
**Free Vids!
**Free GIFS!
**Links to MORE Free Stuff!
Contact me if you'd like an invite!
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November 11, 2010 (Report It)
Luv to hav an invite also PLZ
Thnk You |
iluvf... |
August 18, 2008 (Report It)
yes, I'm very late to the party, but would like an invite, if you're still giving them out, thanks! |
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May 15, 2008 (Report It)
That's awesome. I want a invite. I already love your BJMATURE main website. It's wow |
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New Contest!
7:30PM on April 29, 2008
New Contest!
When I return from my lil trip to Massachsetts, around May 15th, I'll begin a new contest. It will have several parts to it. Only guys can enter, although ladies may submit pix of their hubbies or boyfriends, with their permission! I'm looking for sexy pix of guys that DO NOT CENTER AROUND THEIR DICK! I see pix of guys on this site all the time that make me drool, and I feel it is my duty as a citizen of RudeWorld to share this goodness with the rest of the horny female population of RudeWorld who may be, like myself, desirous of the need to be able to gaze upon pictures of upon REAL MEN that fan our flames, makes us want to pinch our nipples, send tingles along the insides of our nether regions, begin the creaming process, the rubbing of the legs together, oh dear, I digress, don't I? You might be surprised, guys, but SOME of us ladies DON'T WANNA SEE PIX OF YOUR DICKS! LMAO! Show me your sexy bedroom eyes, your cute butt that I wanna take a bite out of, your gorgeous neck, your sexy thighs, (sigh) and PLEASE don't leave out my own personal favorite - ARMS! Oh yes, I'm a sucker for arms, nice arms, not big huge muscular arms, just nice arms. Show me your arms and I get all weak. Show me your dick and I change the channel, sorry! lol
Anyway, you will have until the end of June to submit up to 5 photos to me, and I would prefer they were sent in a very large format, via outside email, so if you are interested in entering, you'll need to go through my email link found in my personal website link next to my profile pic, or contact me. You will need to agree to let me publish your pix on my page and hold a contest once I choose a 'Top Ten' if I do get enough entries, as I may need help in choosing a winner! I would most likely want to publish my favs in an album on my page on Rude and also in my Yahoo Free Group, so sending your pix would be giving my your consent to do that! NO 'JUST DICK' PIX AT ALL PLEASE, but you can show yourself nude, just not stroking, okay? Just your face, just your torso, clothed, outside, (but not with other people, can't use them, sorry!) at the beach, driving your car, working on your car, (oh yummy, all greasy!) with your dog, doing the dishes, shaving, sleeping, in the shower, (oh yummy, all soapy!) whatever!
A lil tiny sample of guys that I HOPE will enter!
turbo3052002 whatuneed132 Sandman6
RudeMcP dexter69 ohioclimber
ncredable THAT_NICCA_210 rebellee
I'm offering as a prize a one month membership to my personal website. If you're not currently a Rude VIP, this might be of interest to you, as Members of my site are able to enjoy ALL of Rude's Live Houses and Group Shows. If you already are a VIP, you still get TONS of Hot Pix and ALL of my RudeFlix, with more content added every week, plus a free Members only private cam show. Sound good? Sends in those pix!
Any questions, Rude message me! Thanks, and get those pix in! BJ
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Trip to Mass Coming Up!
4:57PM on April 28, 2008
Trip to Mass!
Time to start finalizing my dates - letting people and roomies know that I'll be in Massachusetts from May 9-13th, near Boston, New Hampshire and the North Shore, I'll be meeting the very HOT Chestymorgan of the UK who will also be in Mass at that time!
So I'll be cancelling my Group Shows and my Live House cams will be off for 5 days, see you when I get back! While I'm gone you can check RudeMcP's cams for glimpes of Chesty and me!
If you live in or will be visiting the area, maybe we can meet up for a SOLO shoot! (I DO NOT DO GIRL/GUY CONTENT/SORRY!)
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May 07, 2008 (Report It)
u have fun sweetie and cheer for the sox the kings of mass!! i can't wait to see a picture of u and chestymorgan. |
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My Group Show Schedule
10:40AM on April 01, 2008
Mon 10 p.m. For Newbies - Know Your Rude Page! Free Show!
Tues 1 p.m. For Newbies - Know Your Rude Page! Free Show!
Thurs noon BJ's World of Lingerie - Topless Chat!
I add 'impromptu' shows often, so make sure you are on my buddy list so you'll be notified!
Check my Live Group Show Schedule for Details
and click on my show to View the Teaser!
(Did you know that if you're viewing my show, and click on 'favorities', that you get to keep the teaser on you page forever? Do this for EVERY Rude show that you attend, just click on the 'favorite this show' link and you'll soon have a collection of lil mini vids on your page that you can view anytime!))
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April 07, 2008 (Report It)
i would like to thank you for the chance of a life time |
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Wanna Win A Custom Vid?
8:14PM on March 28, 2008
I'm having a lil contest, I'd like you to please send me your guess, ONE GUESS ONLY PLEASE, AND YOU MUST BE ON MY BUDDY LIST, on the date and time, hour and minute please, Eastern Time, that you think that the views count on my page will reach 100,000. Simple enough. The contest begins Sat. Mar 29 at 8. a.m. eastern and only entries SENT after that time from buddies will be considered entered. The contest will last for 1 week or until 12 hours before my page views reach 100,000 in the off chance that should happen first.
The winner will be announced within a day after my page views reach 100,000 and will be chosen at my discretion. Custom vid may include another female member of Rude of my choice if winner desires that option although this may take some time to arrange.
Hope you all will enter, but only once, PLEASE. And your entry should look like THIS-
I think page views will reach 100,000 at 9:15 p.m. on April 25.
Or you can just simply put your guess
9:15 p.m. on April 25
I will consider this EASTERN TIME, no matter what time YOU consider it!
Thanks, BJ
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The latest!
8:54AM on March 21, 2008
What a busy week! Dates are set for the mini RUDE CONVENTION in Massachusetts in May, to welcome the fabulous Chestymorgan to the US, it's gonna be May 10th & 11th, specific location near Boston to be announced soon, watch this blog, Chesty's and RudeMcP's for the latest updates as we have them! All kinds of fun things are being planned, chats and shows on Rude, parties, photo shoots, etc, so DON'T MISS OUT! And if you live in or near the area, or can travel at that time, start making plans NOW!
 A very talented Ruder, xtremegate, had created some wallpapers for me, check the free pix section of my page for all of them. I like them so much I suggested that he open a store to create them, along with banners, for any Ruders who need them, and he did, so check it out here, and keep him busy - but not too busy to perv! lol
And THANK YOU for all of the views and comments being left on my latest naughty vids, so I take it I should be making and posting MORE vids of me and sammie? Well, ok, I will! lol I do work my rather large butt off for my fans, hope you appreciate it! lol Gosh, you'd think I was having FUN doing this!
Kisses, BJ
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March 25, 2008 (Report It)
Damn wish I could be there have a lil one bday that weekend...keep me posted when you have the next one ;) |
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Modding!
9:44AM on March 18, 2008
Stole another one fromTrin!
Modding.. what is it and how YOU can help
11:03AM on March 17, 2008
This was written by TrinitySaij, who offered it to any of the Producers who'd like to use it. WildTeacher also has a great list of ChatRoom rules in her blog, so please, when you have the time, check out her list! The basic rules apply for me, but my shows are NOT free at present and therefore do not have the large number of viewers/chatters that hers do, so you will NOT be as busy! But my shows are a good place to get your feet wet if you'd like to then move on to a busier Producer. But I hope you'll enjoy modding for me and stick around - I need loyal mods! And ones that will take the time to check my Show Schedule so they know that, for the most part, they can be available for my shows! Thanks!
What is a Mod?
What are their jobs?
The Greenies job is to ensure that the chat is running smoothly by insuring that the chatters know the chat rules and that they are following the rules. They also should have a few basic links, to help answer commonly asked questions, like 'how do I get to your Rude Page, how do I view your vids, etc'. If you are a Greenie your House owner or performer should give you a list of House or Group Show Rules and macros. This list, although it's kinda OLD, (you can adaapt it) is found on the Producer Board.
A lot of House Owners and mods create their own macros and just cut and paste when they need them. A Greenie should help to PROMOTE the Performer's page on Rude so the Performer can just relax and perform, so get familiar with their page! Greenies post 'vote now 'or 'don't forget to tip' and promote the Producer.
Here are some of my personal Mod Rules:
#1 Be patient!! If you are not patient they will run all over you! There are people whose sole goal in life is to get a rise out of the people trying to control the chaos. Remember to deep breaths! Also If you find that you cannot handle a 50 person or 100 person room, then you shouldn't be a mod. A good mod.. can control a 100 person room with out breaking a sweat... which brings us to rule #2
#2 Know the Macros... they are there for a reason.. to help you out so you don't have to type a journal entry just to warn someone.. They will help you keep the peace easier so you can concentrate on the rest of the rules. I find that when you are in a slow room.. 50 to 100 people.. just type out what they did wrong (ie.. please no caps or no directing and make sure you put their screen name so they know you are talking to them) When you are in larger rooms it can be more difficult to be one on one with people. Post the major rules like the No directing rule AT LEAST every 5 minutes.. for the new people coming in.
#3 Post the Rules, but try to not make it annoying. I like to mix it up. I make up my own macros (google hotkey to find free programs to use) and post the top 3 rules in different times. So I will post the no directing rule.. then 5 min later.. the be polite rule... then 5 min later the no caps rule. This makes it so that you aren't annoying the room with the exact same macro being popped up in chat ever 5 minutes.
#4 Treat every person like they are brand new.. cause they are. 90% of the people's coming into the rooms don't know any of the rules and probably won't be using the head on the top of their shoulders. It is the Greenies job to ensure that they get told the rules. I have my mods use my commonly used links is this one about the chat rules.. it helps them so they know what the rules are.
#5 I try to give a verbal warning.. then use the warn button.. then I mute.. then I kick. In that order! The only time you do not go in that order is if someone is blantantly attacking someone like calling them a "fucking ugly blah blah blah." That would be an automatic ban. I do not like my mods to ban at all, but there are times that definately warrent that. I would rather do a mute.. Mute lasts for 24 hours and that way they can't chat at all, but still gets to watch the show. So MUTE first!!
If you do not have the time.. don't be an op. We need full time help as well as part time help. If you are a part-timer.. please let the house owner/performer know the times you can work so she can find a mod during the time you can't work.
There are some awesome videos that you should watch if you are interested in becoming a moderator. They are on RudeMcP's page -
Thanks, BJ
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bigda... |
May 22, 2008 (Report It)
i would like to be a mod for you bj and i would like to for any of the live houses if they need one. bigdaddy37806 |
Volltage |
May 22, 2008 (Report It)
I'd love to be a MOD! please let me know. thank you |
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March 24, 2008 (Report It)
lol looks good on ya.. |
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